The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

[Guest netslob]

i heard it had something to do with Leonard Maltin's appearance. but i could be wrong. it's happened once before.

[KingPK 0]

Wow, I'd forgotten what a classic episode Santa Claus was. The movie is so insanely goofy itself that the jokes just come naturally.

 

Is Warrior of the Lost World on YouTube? That was one of the first eps I ever saw.

 

EDIT: Here's Zombie Nightmare on YouTube.

[Slayer 0]

"So they have thirteen hours to drive from Torrance to Long Beach?"

[Ted the Poster 0]

"So wait, the gun stays completely still and he hits him with a six-foot arm?"

[KingPK 0]

"I am Death, destroyer of portable radios."

 

"You're so elusive!"

[Angle-plex 0]

"Tom, I don't get you"

 

"Nobody does. I'm like the wind, baby!"

 

Tom Servo is the man.

[Slayer 0]

"America for Americans! Send the Indians back to Africa!"

 

A top 5 riff, imo

[devo 0]

Double post.

[devo 0]

"This movie had a story advisor?"

 

"Yes, I advise you to mash together two incomprehensible plots and hire the most annoying cracker you can find."

 

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"Haha, coming up on your mudflaps. People have such cute names for sex."

 

And in the same vein...

 

"My well-timed Peterbilt is rhytmically nudging that sweet honey pot of yours..."

 

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"Nooooo...it can't beeeee....you're deaaaaaad!"

 

"Nooo Iiii'm noooooot!"

 

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That episode also has a bunch of exchanges that can't really be expressed well in print, such as the eyeglasses-cleaning bit ("What's on these things?!") and the whole thing with the patent papers ("Saaam, how do you spell 'patent'?").

[SuperJerk 0]

Wow, I'd forgotten what a classic episode Santa Claus was. The movie is so insanely goofy itself that the jokes just come naturally.

 

That's the Mexican one, right? Where the Devil tries to tempt everyone?

[Special K 0]

Just watched Cabana Caper last night. It's not even the best episode, by a long shot, but it made me miss the show.

 

The thing about this show, is yes, it was really funny, but it just had a sense of whimsy and fun, you could tell they were thrilled just to be doing it.

[Slayer 0]

"Saaam, how do you spell 'patent'?

That was the best running gag of the episode

 

"Saaam, my patent papers are at a slight angle..."

 

"Saaam, my patents have wondered why we're stopped..."

 

"Saaam, I'm blown to a crisp but I still need to get these patent papers done."

[KingPK 0]

Wow, I'd forgotten what a classic episode Santa Claus was. The movie is so insanely goofy itself that the jokes just come naturally.

 

That's the Mexican one, right? Where the Devil tries to tempt everyone?

 

Yep.

 

Is there a site/forum post that lists which episodes can be found on YouTube, or am I just going to have to dig around? Luckily I have the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide at my disposal.

[SuperJerk 0]

I really need to get a copy of The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide. I used to read my ex-girlfriend's copy all the time. Has it ever been updated with the SciFi Channel seasons?

[Slayer 0]

Synopses written by the BB crew for the final CC season and the SF eps exist in online form, but they haven't been published into paper form yet, though I wish they would.

[SuperJerk 0]

Synopses written by the BB crew for the final CC season and the SF eps exist in online form, but they haven't been published into paper form yet, though I wish they would.

 

Link?

[Slayer 0]

Final CC Season

 

Sci-Fi

[Guest Smues]

"It's impact is so terrifying that it may have an unforeseen effect: It may kill you!"

 

"If you watch it in front of a moving bus."

[Guest Smues]

 

"In the name of all that is good and decent gentlemen put on your penguin costumes!"

[SuperJerk 0]

Final CC Season

 

Sci-Fi

 

I love you.

[Slayer 0]

You'll hate me again by tomorrow

[Angle-plex 0]

"Boy there really is a run on blankets today"

 

"We're still fighting bravely for our vague goal!"

[JustJoe2k5 0]

I've downloaded about eight full episodes off of YouTube, hope to find some more. Final Sacrifice would probably have to be my favorite episode, but I also thought Night of the Blood Beast had some great jokes in it as well.

[Guest Smues]

Steve 1 you go that way, Steve 2 look over there!

[Ravenbomb 0]

I've downloaded about eight full episodes off of YouTube,

 

I didn't think you could download off of YouTube

[JustJoe2k5 0]

http://javimoya.com/blog/youtube_en.php

 

Enter the URL of the video you want to download, you will need to change the file extension to ".flv".

 

http://www.download.com/Total-Video-Conver...tml?tag=lst-0-1

 

Download this tool and you can convert the ".flv" file into a ".mpeg" file.

 

Rather lengthy process, but I can't really argue with the results.

[AndrewTS 0]

Was just about to post but JustJoe2k5 beat me to it.

[Angle-plex 0]

PumaMan

 

"Tonight, on a very special 'Touched by a Puma man"

[Guest netslob]

"Wool-Over-His-Eyes Man!"

 

"Easily-Bamboozled Man!"

 

"3-Steps-Behind Man!"

 

"Y'know what, world, just get used to being run by Donald Pleasance."

[Guest Smues]

"Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off.