Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 I was on my city's tax assessment website and I find a picture of my house. Weihd.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Is that plastic siding meant to look like brick at the bottom? If so why didn't they just use brick? Your house is a dummy
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 Is that plastic siding meant to look like brick at the bottom? If so why didn't they just use brick? Your house is a dummy Nah, that's actual brick. I would know, since I sliced my knee open trying to jump off the railing to the front steps....no, I wasn't drunk, just uncoordinated.
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 Your house is very triangular. Could this be a secret union with GLAAD? Tune it next time to find out.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 I'm going to start sending you things.
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 I'm going to start sending you things. I encourage it. Start with that pirate hat.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Where do you park your minivan, Gladys? I don't see a garage there. You suburbanite. You Fred Savage listening to Naglfar motherfucker.
Guest croweater Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Your house looks like it would burn down easily....................... **runs to kitchen to get matches**
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Nevermortal would you be kind enough to leave your address, I would like to come over and steal things from time to time. thanks
Guest Dids Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 You can figure it out. Just to go that site and scan the pictures until you see his house- it'll list the address. It has to for tax assessment stuff.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 You can figure it out. Just to go that site and scan the pictures until you see his house- it'll list the address. It has to for tax assessment stuff. Thanks Dids, would there be anything I can pick up for you at Nevermortal's?
{''({o..o})''} Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Cool, he has a shed. http://providence.univers-clt.com/view_pro...0&series_card=1
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Where do you park your minivan, Gladys? I don't see a garage there. You suburbanite. You Fred Savage listening to Naglfar motherfucker. Nevermortal is far too untr00 for Naglfar.
Guest El Satanico Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 I wonder what Old Morty does in that shed That house looks like a house for the neighborhood molester, serial killer or other people of ill repute...maybe it's just the tree that gives that impression. Is that tree haunted or cursed?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 There aren't enough trees or shrubs, people of ill fame usually like more foliage induced privacy than that. I would know
{''({o..o})''} Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 I wonder what Old Morty does in that shed?
Slayer Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Cool, he has a shed. If he had another shed he could be Never-"Two Sheds"-mortal
Guest Dids Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 "Net Assessment: 136,800" The same house probably goes for more than double that in Seattle. Let's make all kinds of assumptions based on the value of Nevermortal's house.
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 Shit boys, give me a cigarette.
razazteca Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Is it one of those manufacture homes......which are actually glorified trailors made to look like a house?
Cartman Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Nah, it's the city that kills the value of the house and property. If that same house were in Barrington it would be worth lots more. Yet anywhere here in RI is cheap compared to neighboring states. ESPECIALLY Taxachussetts.
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 Is it one of those manufacture homes......which are actually glorified trailors made to look like a house? It's a Ranch style house. Three floors.....doesn't look like it could be hitched to a trailer. WTF bitch I ain't in no trailer park, ya'll don't know me!
razazteca Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Well you know they can work miracles with sheet metal.
Nevermortal Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Posted April 23, 2004 Well you know they can work miracles with sheet metal. Oh, you watched Pimp My Ride too?
razazteca Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Have you ever seen a Double Wide with a brick foundation?
Guest Dids Posted April 23, 2004 Report Posted April 23, 2004 Kinda. I have a contracter friend who's just built addition after addition onto his trailer house. It's actually really nice, but it's still a trailer to start.
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