EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/186668p-161666c.html Gay lovers go out on limb By DEREK ROSE and BILL HUTCHINSON DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS A teen and his transgender partner romp in Central Park tree. Two lovers, naked as jaybirds and apparently as crazy as looneybirds, climbed a tree in Central Park yesterday - and put on a bizarre four-hour show that drew cops and hundreds of gawkers. In a shocking new twist on the birds and the bees, a 17-year-old boy and a 32-year-old preoperative transsexual offered an X-rated sex spectacle - refusing cops' pleas to leave their unlikely love nest 50 feet above the Chess and Checkers House. The standoff ended at 8:30 p.m., when the duo voluntarily came down and embraced as onlookers cheered. They were then taken away for psychiatric observation. "We don't get this back home," said tourist Elise Gaillard, 21, of Adelaide, Australia. "Crazy Americans." Earlier, the teen told cops that his parents did not approve of his relationship with his newly bosomy pal. "I want my mother and my psychologist," he yelled. When police began scaling the leafy larch tree, the couple climbed higher. "You think I won't jump?" the transgender tree-hugger screamed at cops, who rushed two cherrypickers to the scene and put a huge airbag around the base of the towering larch. At one point, the older of the couple broke off a branch and threatened to throw it at cops, before demanding a vanilla diet Pepsi. When police handed up a regular old diet Pepsi, the 32-year-old hurled the can to the ground, screamed, "Vanilla!" and declared, "What I say goes!" The couple also shouted complaints about the portrayal of transgender people in the media, and called for an apology on national TV. "I think they were just mentally distraught, fed up with how people were treating them," said Detective Steven Elter, who climbed up the tree to talk to the couple. "We just tried to talk to them and make them feel comfortable." The incident came just days after two Canadian women took a swim - fully clothed - in the Central Park reservoir. Yesterday's surreal antics prompted tourists like Louise Sharp, 24, of Scotland to change their sightseeing plans. "We were going to go to the Empire State Building, but we thought we'd stay here instead," Sharp said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 24, 2004 That was strange....damn queers. Diet Vanilla? God that shit tastes disgusting. I'm surprised they didn't ask for Tacos with hot sauce and scream that it's only mild. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 "damn queers". It has nothing to do with them being gay, they're fucked in the head, just like a lot of hetrosexuals I know. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Ha! Ms Gaillard is a stupid Australian! Ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 What the fuck?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 24, 2004 It's hardly surprising, considering some of the... well, people in this world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Thank you for the insight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 I think we should allow the cops to shoot fools (and tree hugging, enviro-nazi hippies) like this down from trees with horse tranquilizers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Bullets work faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Yeah... but then people get upset because these people aren't crazy.... they just need help. My version of help would be a straight jacket and a one way ticket to the Yukon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 "damn queers". It has nothing to do with them being gay, they're fucked in the head, just like a lot of hetrosexuals I know. UYI It is an extremely queer situation, by the original connotation. The reason we can't use it in that sense anymore is because of homosexuals. There, I've found something to blame on gays from this. Damn queers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 24, 2004 I have nothing against gay people, but thats just fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Where's a good chainsaw when you need one?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 24, 2004 not close enough, not close enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Idiots! All that had to be done was a wave of a little mineral water down below and they would've jumped out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 "damn queers". It has nothing to do with them being gay, they're fucked in the head, just like a lot of hetrosexuals I know. UYI It is an extremely queer situation, by the original connotation. The reason we can't use it in that sense anymore is because of homosexuals. There, I've found something to blame on gays from this. Damn queers. You're a brilliant man, IDRM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Young people are starting to use the word "queer" now, as a substitute or addition to "gay". Obviously, "gay" used incorrectly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 a 17-year-old boy and a 32-year-old preoperative transsexual offered an X-rated sex spectacle - refusing cops' pleas to leave their unlikely love nest 50 feet above the Chess and Checkers House. (boldface supplied.) That just made it even MORE disturbing than it already was. If they used tranquilzer darts to shake these nuts from the tree, would anyone really complain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 That guy and that pre-op sittin' in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G. Nah, seriously...it's kinda creepy with the Diet Vanilla Pepsi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 This thread is queer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banders Kennany Report post Posted April 27, 2004 That's disgusting. I bet these people are stupid as well. I have nothing against gays I would like to think, but this relationship in specific makes me want to puke. I bet I would puke at the sight of both of these attention-hogs together. I hope the people watching these two whackos didn't eat before they watched them out with penises in the clear. I don't know how they kept it down because I tell you I would've been out of there puking up my guts in a flash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 27, 2004 whatever makes the world go round dudes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Yeah... but then people get upset because these people aren't crazy.... they just need help. My version of help would be a straight jacket and a one way ticket to the Yukon. My version is a twelve-gauge and a one way ticket to the city morgue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 27, 2004 you need to see a shrink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 For some reason the sentence "police rushed to get two cherry pickers" made me laugh uncontrollably. Hmph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 27, 2004 The whole thing made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 27, 2004 whatever makes the world go round dudes. CMW might care about the mesage board too much- but posts like this are why he's good people. These folks are dump because they're attention whores, not because of who they fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 28, 2004 I blame the weed. Let me get back into raging asshole mode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
