Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 24, 2004 I'm now about to watch the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I can't find the DVD player remote, and if I can't, I can't access the menu to turn off the automatic subtitles! A subtite that say "Soft, eerie music" really fucks the mood up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 There's only one thing to do now....scour your genitalia with an alcohol soaked brillo pad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 24, 2004 I'll tell you where it is as long as you promise not to post while you watch the movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Get your ass to Walmart and buy a universal remote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 No, get your ass to Mars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Total Recall? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 That's right. Mars, bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Do they allow gay marriages on Mars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Oh, I forgot about the all-purpose remote... Anyway, I hooked up the PS2. After watching both films in a row, I have to sat that I preferred the original. The remake? ***1/4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Oh, I forgot about the all-purpose remote... Anyway, I hooked up the PS2. After watching both films in a row, I have to sat that I preferred the original. The remake? ***1/4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Someone in this thread needs to stop posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 24, 2004 Someone in this thread needs to stop posting. and for once it isn't me....until now I guess. To keep on topic....sorta, I always preffer originals over the remakes. Since most remakes are of good movies (most I say, not all), they tend to be a let down when they finally are shown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Hey everyone, I know where all 3 of my remotes are! Pretty cool, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Oh, yeah, well I made myself a sandwich for lunch, but I was still hungry. Then I decided to make another sandwich. It wasn't as good as the first one, but I still gave it **1/2. And I have four remotes, bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 25, 2004 I have 10 remotes counting my home entertainment system. beat that bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 If we're counting all the remotes in the house.... 1) Dad's office TV 2) Big-screen TV 3) TiVo remote 4) DirecTV remote 5) DVD player remote 6) Sister's TV remote 7) Sister's DirecTV remote 8) My TV remote 9) My DirecTV remote 10) My Receiver remote 11) My X-Box DVD Player remote 12) Remote for TV in parents' room 13) DirecTV remote in parents' room BITCHES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 25, 2004 If we're counting broken remotes I would win. The house has a drawer full of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 25, 2004 If we're counting all the remotes in the house.... 1) Dad's office TV 2) Big-screen TV 3) TiVo remote 4) DirecTV remote 5) DVD player remote 6) Sister's TV remote 7) Sister's DirecTV remote 8) My TV remote 9) My DirecTV remote 10) My Receiver remote 11) My X-Box DVD Player remote 12) Remote for TV in parents' room 13) DirecTV remote in parents' room BITCHES. your daddy's remotes don't count bud. ... how old is your sister? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 If we're counting all the remotes in the house.... 1) Dad's office TV 2) Big-screen TV 3) TiVo remote 4) DirecTV remote 5) DVD player remote 6) Sister's TV remote 7) Sister's DirecTV remote 8) My TV remote 9) My DirecTV remote 10) My Receiver remote 11) My X-Box DVD Player remote 12) Remote for TV in parents' room 13) DirecTV remote in parents' room BITCHES. your daddy's remotes don't count bud. ... how old is your sister? Nekkid pics of sister plz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 25, 2004 i wonder if she'll be as cool as FrozenPiss's neice. She was cool, I spent awhile hitting on her and she told me embarresing stories about Piss. EDIT: She's not a kid she's old enough to have joined the navy. Woman in uniform...mmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Just myself, I own five remotes (right now). BBCW, this remake wasn't bad. Despite added elements, they did help, well, add, and there some changes to from the original, but it wasn't an insult. Oh, and uh, I've decided to rerate the remake ***3/4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Yeah, I just decided to click on this thread, and I don't rate it as good as some others, like the Kevin Nahs thread, or the god-like SAGA~! (the mesure of all ***** threads). Nevermortals posting kept this thread away from DUD standards, and the appearances of CWM, JSYK, FS, AoO and IDRM made it better. I rate this thread **3/4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 25, 2004 And I'd rate you should SHUT UP. Just kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 25, 2004 he isn't talking he's typing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 25, 2004 read IB's article: http://www.shooterswrestling.com/ppv/backlash04diatribe.htm Christ he sucks. Anyone that calls Alberta a state should be kicked in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 25, 2004 I hate the formatting on that page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 That's what you say to defend yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Haha, I'm not trying to defend myself. It just rolls off my shoulder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Oh, sure it does. Like that time I told you that there were no Easter Eggs on the Monday Night Wars DVD and you threatend to hunt me down? Right off your shoulder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Well, if you didn't pick up on the "Hunting down", that was a joke. Scared? And after I had already been told/discovered that, you told me again. That's why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
