One and Only Raw Thread for 4/26/04

[Drury37]

I'm almost on the floor crying I am laughing so hard at JR, The King and Regal's reaction to the pyro HAHA!!!

Thanks.

[AndrewTS]

"I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!"

[Guest Choken One]

that was a great skit.

[cawthon777]

HOLY SHIT!!!

 

Eugene = idiot savant Graham Cawthon

Actually, that IS Graham Cawthon.

Bobby, don't fuck with me or I'll lick your face like a retard.

[Drury37]

Best moment in years haha!!!

Thanks.

[Downhome]

Wait, so Eugene is the one who has the power, not Kane?

 

I'm loving this RAW.

[Ted the Poster]

Okay that was cool, and Regal should be Raw's new heel announcer. But does anybody else unfortunately see Eugene's wrestling debut being againt La Resistance? Is he talented enough to carry one of them?

[JoeDirt]

JR surprised by pyro = old southern belle getting the vapors.

[Enigma]

Regal looked like he was having a seizure. He's so awesome at expressions and stuff like that.

[Rob E Dangerously]

Okay that was cool, and Regal should be Raw's new heel announcer. But does anybody else unfortunately see Eugene's wrestling debut being againt La Resistance? Is he talented enough to carry one of them?

Eugene will probably kick their asses in the ring

[The Robfather]

So, does Kane want to "Katie Vick" Lita?

 

Eugene owns all. I'm sorry, but its true.

[AndrewTS]

This Raw has everything you could want, except for good wrestling.

[Drury37]

Alright I am finally breathing normal again oh and here we go again oh this is great haha!!!

Thanks.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

No not two weeks! I want Eugene in the ring tonight!

 

Who's this pencil-necked geek?

[Drury37]

Who is this fag?

Thanks.

[LaParkaYourCar]

What's the deal with all the "two weeks" booking lately?

 

Oh not this dweeb!

[AndrewTS]

Troy McGreggor after a makeover.

[Guest JMA]

Can't you use e-mail, Shawn?

[ChrisMWaters]

This feels like an old school styled interview.

 

And Grisham DOES equal Sean Mooney.

 

<Heenan>Who?

[Mearl267]

So Nitro can just book matches now? He's like, the jobber of jobbers.

[Drury37]

That guy kind of reminds me of the guy who use to host the old Nickelodeon game show Think Fast for some reason.

Thanks.

[Downhome]

I wish Edge would turn heel on Benoit tonight.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Can't you use e-mail, Shawn?

I guess HBK doesn't know how to use the PM feature.

[razazteca]

Should a laughtrack follow HBK everywhere he goes?

 

Hey what is Batista doing with Trish?

[JoeDirt]

That guy kind of reminds me of the guy who use to host the old Nickelodeon game show Think Fast for some reason.

Thanks.

I'm sure everybody here was thinking that.

 

Tomko!

[AndrewTS]

Were Benoit and Edge standing on anything, or is Grisham about 5 feet tall?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Christian with his posse! Interesting tights. Tomko with the wife-beater action going tonight as well.

[Downhome]

Are we totally sure this new guy isn't just a repackaged BB?

[ChrisMWaters]

So...does Trish get both Tyson and Christian at the same time? One for each end?

[JoeDirt]

So...does Trish get both Tyson and Christian at the same time? One for each end?

Yeah, I'm sure X and Tomko rock the Eiffel Tower on her.