One and Only Raw Thread for 4/26/04

[razazteca 0]

Remember when Harley Race hit Rick Rude (accidently) with the WORST CHAIR SHOT EVER and ruined a great Sting/Rude match at Spring Stampede 94? He made Lance Storm and Joel Gertner look like Balls Mahoney.

 

And remember his shitty Starrcade match with Flair?

 

And remember his awful management of Lex Luger in 91?

 

Fuck Harley Race. Overrated, grizzled shit that shouldn't be in the WWE Hall of Fame. His WWE run was as a cartoonish "King" for God's sake.

I remember Harley Race ruin the Vader vs Cactus Jack match with the taser finish.

[Guest Anglesault]

Why would they use that match to promote J-Day? Just don't mention it and hope people foget what the ME is.

[Guest El Satanico]

"BBCW,

 

Could you please stop inserting a smartmass remark every time I post? It really is fucking annoying, not just to me.

 

24's back on,

Beau"

 

Really, who fucking signs off in a PM? And who complains when they are insulted?

Beau? who names their child Beau.

 

Good evening General Beauregard

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Any other reasons why Harley Race sucks?

 

Seriously, he's that "one guy" that I'm so tired of hearing about. How the hell he won all those World Titles is beyond me. I guess for every smark that detests a rookie, there's one who absolutely can't stand the "legacy" of an older wrestler.

 

Oh, I got one.

 

He wrestled a shitty match at WM3 with JYD.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What's up with Batista's "look at my ass" pose???

[Guest Anglesault]

What's up with Batista's "look at my ass" pose???

Beat me to it.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

SledgehammerUh...you may want to update your signature.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Any other reasons why Harley Race sucks?

 

Seriously, he's that "one guy" that I'm so tired of hearing about. How the hell he won all those World Titles is beyond me. I guess for every smark that detests a rookie, there's one who absolutely can't stand the "legacy" of an older wrestler.

 

Oh, I got one.

 

He wrestled a shitty match at WM3 with JYD.

Excuse me while I steal someone elses line. Shut up and go play in busy traffic. Take -iB- with you while you're at it.

 

Harley Race was in his prime in the fucking 60's & 70's. I doubt you were even born yet. Judging a match vs. Stonedout Dog means nothing.

[Anakin Flair 0]

God, Edge really DOES prance around like an idiot during his entrance, just like in Here Comes The Pain.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

What's up with Batista's "look at my ass" pose???

He's channelling "The Greatest Tag Team Wrestler of All Time </sarcasm>" Billy Gunn?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Why did Edge go back to his old theme song?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why did Edge go back to his old theme song?

They lost the rights to "Never Gonna Stop", probably.

[DMann2003 0]

Ahhh, that's the best sight I've seen all night

 

Too bad it'll probably minus one belt in 20 minutes

[Drury37 0]

Why did Edge go back to his old theme song?

I liked his Rob Zombie music a lot more.

Thanks.

[Guest Anglesault]

It doesn't fit Benoit's character to hold the belts like that.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I'm surprised they haven't made Edge shave since he's starting to look like HHH-lite now.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm surprised they haven't made Edge shave since he's starting to look like HHH-lite now.

I'm even more surprised they didn't force him to cut his hair.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Wow... we haven't seen the flop yet!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Because Edge would look weird with short hair.

[Guest Choken One]

Because Edge would look weird with short hair.

we thought that about Jarrett and he looked BETTER.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

That was odd. Edge tagged Benoit in and then just sat down really hard.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Lawler's mentioning of Flair pattening the Figure Four makes me think of a unique moment:

 

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine putting Ric Flair in the Figure Four at the 1992 Royal Rumble.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I'm digging the "cocky chickenwalk I'm the best, haha 2 belts" walk that Benoit did during his entrance.

 

I have a feeling we're gonna get a Batista/Edge match soon and that's not going to be fun. Like next week.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Wow... we haven't seen the flop yet!

There you go...with a bit of a fake out.

And there it is again.

 

Is Benoit growing out his hair? looks like he's going for a mullet again.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Jeff Jarrett, Shawn Michaels, and Chris Jericho have all figure-foured Flair, as well. I'm pretty sure Austin did it too back in May 2002 on Raw.

[Drury37 0]

Oh fuck a commercial.

Thanks.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Did JR just call him "The Edge"?? I didn't know the guy from U2 was wrestling.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I am not really liking this match one bit.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

God bless the FLOP~!

 

And where the fuck is Hirohito?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Raw's a little slow tonight. I think they need to recruit somebody that can really HEAT up the action. Somebody that was even too WILD for TSM. That's it. Next week, they need to introduce the new GENERAL MANAGER OF RAW:

 

 

LEMMYCAKE!!

Yes, that's the ticket! LEMMYCAKE!!!!1