The Official Judgment Day 2004 Thread

[k thx 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Theodore Long is too good for this.

[tekcop 0]

Teddy trying to get the crowd to pay attention to Jindrak is funny.

[JoeDirt 0]

Ok I am sorry but if Lex Luger comes out and kicks the shit out of Jindrak, I'll order the PPV.

And if Luger comes back, he's bringing Sting with him!

 

Who'd ever think I'd _WANT_ those two back on television to make a show BETTER.

[Michrome 0]

As of yesterday, 6,000 tickets remained onsale.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Somehow I think Long's promo will be the best part of the night.

 

"He's even got a booty clap!"

[JoeDirt 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

 

You've seen that? Hmm...

 

Who is Jindrak facing? I can't watch Heat.

[DangerousDamon 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

 

You've seen that? Hmm...

 

Who is Jindrak facing? I can't watch Heat.

Funaki, Smackdown's NUMBAH ONE JOBBER!

[iliketurtles 0]

Seeing Hollywood Fashion Plate's sig...anyone know where you could buy those glasses Batista has? Those are so awesome.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Funaki.

[skullman80 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

 

You've seen that? Hmm...

 

Who is Jindrak facing? I can't watch Heat.

Jindrak is facing Funaki...

[Guest sanyo]

WOW! There was a long line outside to get free tixs to this event.

 

I'm off at 8. Live Audio Wrestling will give me results.

 

My prediction- FUnaki

[Guest sanyo]

wow it also looks like that 300 level is competely blacked out

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Maybe it's just me...

 

But I think Jindrak works this gimmick really well, he just can't wrestle.

[Slickster 0]

What the fuck is up with all those crosses. This show gets weirder and weirder.

Well, the enormous entrance set is probably to distract the fans from noticing the empty seats.

[skullman80 0]

I mean honestly who would pay 300$ to go to this event live..which is the price I saw for tickets that were still available on the floor...

[Guest sanyo]

Who's watching Helter Skelter tonight? COunt me in.

[Slickster 0]

Can't believe there are people in the cheap nosebleed seats tonight; you'd think they would have blacked out that section.

[k thx 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

 

You've seen that? Hmm...

You know what really sucks? When you download a porno and you start beating the meat as it loads so that you're hot to trot as soon as you see the ladies and you suddenly realise that you've downloaded gay porn by mistake.

 

So, you're masterbating and you're watching gay porn and as you realise this, you're still masturbating because its damn hard to stop masturbating. Then, you notice that the porno sets got the same curtains as your parents. And the same sofa. Then you realise it's your dad getting his ass licked by a rough trick with a 12 inch dick. Then suddenly you realise you're about to blow your load. To gay porn. Starring your dad. That sucks.

 

I guarantee that this monologue will be more entertaining than JD...

[The Tino Standard 0]

Can somebody explain why during the match, they only used the ringside cameras? It got really obnoxious to watch and looked bush league.

[JoeDirt 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

 

You've seen that? Hmm...

You know what really sucks? When you download a porno and you start beating the meat as it loads so that you're hot to trot as soon as you see the ladies and you suddenly realise that you've downloaded gay porn by mistake.

 

So, you're masterbating and you're watching gay porn and as you realise this, you're still masturbating because its damn hard to stop masturbating. Then, you notice that the porno sets got the same curtains as your parents. And the same sofa. Then you realise it's your dad getting his ass licked by a rough trick with a 12 inch dick. Then suddenly you realise you're about to blow your load. To gay porn. Starring your dad. That sucks.

 

I guarantee that this monologue will be more entertaining than JD...

Wow.

 

That's pretty fucking funny right there.

[JoeDirt 0]

It's almost showtime! Feel the excitement!

[iliketurtles 0]

They actually think people will order this show with Bradshaw main eventing. Oh well...back to homework, then Viva La Bam @ 9. Huzzah.

[DangerousDamon 0]

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.

 

You've seen that? Hmm...

You know what really sucks? When you download a porno and you start beating the meat as it loads so that you're hot to trot as soon as you see the ladies and you suddenly realise that you've downloaded gay porn by mistake.

 

So, you're masterbating and you're watching gay porn and as you realise this, you're still masturbating because its damn hard to stop masturbating. Then, you notice that the porno sets got the same curtains as your parents. And the same sofa. Then you realise it's your dad getting his ass licked by a rough trick with a 12 inch dick. Then suddenly you realise you're about to blow your load. To gay porn. Starring your dad. That sucks.

 

I guarantee that this monologue will be more entertaining than JD...

Thanks for the laugh, that's the funniest shit I've heard this entire weekend.

[Guest sanyo]

Enjoy Joe Dirt...I value 3 hours of my time but hey- its your life.

[Downhome 0]

Yeah, I ordered it.

[iliketurtles 0]

Yeah, I ordered it.

I'm sorry.

[Repo Man jr 0]

Well I'm watchin it cus it's free, and I'm very drunk!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Cool, we're really gonna need you guys to give some updates.

[Slickster 0]

MORDECAI's ENTRANCE (from today's tech rehearsal):

 

HERE!!!