Punk'd Tries Punking Black Eyed Peas, Backfires

[Skywarp! 0]

I apologize in advance for the annoying journalistic style.

 

Fark.com

 

The joke was on Ashton Kutcher and MTV's prank show "Punk'd" when they staged a mock arrest of the hiphop group The Black Eyed Peas at a phony brothel -- and the rappers' entourage started punching out the pretend police!

One friend of a band member slugged an off-duty cop hired to lend authenticity to the raid and another actor was tackled and knocked into the swimming pool.

 

"The masterminds at 'Punk'd' will think twice before they try to pull another prank on The Black Eyed Peas!" said an insider.

 

PARTY TIME

 

The practical joke started innocently enough with the Peas being invited to a party at a Hollywood Hills mansion.

 

But when group members, with the offbeat names will.i.am, apl.de.ap and Taboo, arrived they saw couples retiring to bedrooms in the mansion.

 

Just as the "Punk'd" pranksters planned, the Peas and their entourage found themselves in the middle of a brothel party with high-priced call girls.

 

SUSPICIOUS

 

"Band member will.i.am was an accomplice in the prank," said an eyewitness. "But the rest of the band and their entourage became suspicious."

 

Just then a team of seven phony vice cops rushed in from all directions. Some of the band members tried to explain it was a big misunderstanding, but the Peas' pleas fell on deaf ears.

 

MUSICAL MELEE

 

And then all hell broke lose.

 

"When one of the cops acted like he was going to slap the cuffs on will.i.am, one of his friends punched a cop in the jaw, which sent him flying backwards and into the pool," said the eyewitness.

 

"Then, the guy tackled another one of the prop-cops and they both went tumbling into the pool!"

 

The "Punk'd" crew members hurriedly tried to explain that it was just a joke -- but nobody was laughing.

 

ABSENT ASHTON

 

Usually at this point Ashton comes out of hiding and lets the celebrity in on the prank, but a spokesman said the actor was away on location for a movie.

 

It's just as well. The Black Eyed Peas quickly left because tensions were so high, said the eyewitness.

 

"If they had stayed, it probably would have led to a full-fledged brawl between the band and the 'Punk'd' crew."

 

Published on: May 3, 2004

[Eclipse 0]

Nice, beautiful, and if there is a Punk'D DVD, that will be an extra feature..

[Ripper 0]

DAMN. I was hoping someone beat the everloving shit out of those talentless fucks.

 

YOUR NAME IS WILLIAM YOU GODDAMN BITCH.

[razazteca 0]

BEP keeps it real Yo!

 

Ashton fear for your life...

[Damaramu 0]

What the hell?

Yeah.....I'd hate to think of what will happen when they really break the law and real cops show up.

They'll start a brawl. One of the cops will end up shooting them in the ensuing melee. And we'll have to spend weeks listening to various media personalities argue about police brutality then we'll see all kind of protests and blah blah blah blah blah......I saw this all before.

[BUTT 0]

Beating up cops? Man.........

 

Where is the love?

[Damaramu 0]

Beating up cops? Man.........

 

Where is the love?

I like cops.

Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like.

[razazteca 0]

Beating up cops?  Man.........

 

Where is the love?

I like cops.

Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like.

Shut up.

[Ripper 0]

Beating up cops? Man.........

 

Where is the love?

*jumps around doing retarded "dance" wearing a suit coat and jeans*

[Damaramu 0]

Beating up cops?  Man.........

 

Where is the love?

I like cops.

Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like.

Shut up.

What? I've never understood the cop hate. I think it's just society's general hate for authority figures.

[Ripper 0]

Beating up cops?  Man.........

 

Where is the love?

I like cops.

Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like.

Shut up.

What? I've never understood the cop hate. I think it's just society's general hate for authority figures.

Because power corrupts, and alot of cops have been corrupted with the ability to say and do most anything while knowing that you can't.

 

Its like having a boss that is REALLLY an asshole for no reason, but you can't say anything because you need the money. Only you can't "quit" in the cops situation. Asshole cops= cop hate.

[Damaramu 0]

Beating up cops?  Man.........

 

Where is the love?

I like cops.

Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like.

Shut up.

What? I've never understood the cop hate. I think it's just society's general hate for authority figures.

Because power corrupts, and alot of cops have been corrupted with the ability to say and do most anything while knowing that you can't.

 

Its like having a boss that is REALLLY an asshole for no reason, but you can't say anything because you need the money. Only you can't "quit" in the cops situation. Asshole cops= cop hate.

Yeah but not all cops are bad. And that's what bugs me when someone sees a cop that they've never met and they have no clue what he's really like and they start putting him down. Give the guy a chance.

The Germans had Nazi's....but not all German's are nazi's.

There are corrupt cops.....but not all cops are corrupt.

[Ripper 0]

Bah...it saves time. Hate everyone until they give you a reason to like them...you fucker.

[razazteca 0]

Beating up cops?  Man.........

 

Where is the love?

I like cops.

Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like.

Shut up.

What? I've never understood the cop hate. I think it's just society's general hate for authority figures.

Shut up is the song for the XM commercials

 

You're white you got it easy.

[Damaramu 0]

Ok.....let's not turn this into a race issue.

There's corrupt black cops to.

[Ripper 0]

Ok.....let's not turn this into a race issue.

There's corrupt black cops to.

*scans over thread*

 

what the FUCK?

[Damaramu 0]

Ok.....let's not turn this into a race issue.

There's corrupt black cops to.

*scans over thread*

 

what the FUCK?

raza said I have it easy b/c I'm white.

[Ripper 0]

Ok.....let's not turn this into a race issue.

There's corrupt black cops to.

*scans over thread*

 

what the FUCK?

raza said I have it easy b/c I'm white.

Before this turns into something completely sad, yet funny, let me clear it up.

 

 

 

1: Where's the Love is a song by the Black Eyed Peas, which Prez worked into a post...nice pun.

 

2: Shut Up is a song by the Black Eyed Peas, which raz worked into a post...Nice pun.

 

3: He TOLD you it was about the song in the same post, and said you probably didn't get it (the name of the song and the joke) because you were white.

 

4: Cops hate black people.

 

5: Smilie faces usually mean "DON"T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I AM JOKING".

 

6: Cops Hate Black People.

 

7: No one knows what that face means.

[Slayer 0]

Cops hate black people.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

6: Cops Hate Black People.

 

7: No one knows what that face means.

That's a black guy robbing your house

[Slayer 0]

6: Cops Hate Black People. 

 

7: No one knows what that face means.

That's a black guy robbing your house

Some black guy broke into this house... and put up pictures of all his family!

[Ripper 0]

6: Cops Hate Black People. 

 

7: No one knows what that face means.

That's a black guy robbing your house

Some black guy broke into this house... and put up pictures of all his family!

I've seen this before when I was a rookie, Johnson.

 

Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets get outta here.

 

*sprinkles*

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

NICE!! BEP are gangsta~!

[NYU 0]

Before this turns into something completely sad, yet funny, let me clear it up.

 

 

 

1: Where's the Love is a song by the Black Eyed Peas, which Prez worked into a post...nice pun.

 

2: Shut Up is a song by the Black Eyed Peas, which raz worked into a post...Nice pun.

 

3: He TOLD you it was about the song in the same post, and said you probably didn't get it (the name of the song and the joke) because you were white.

 

4: Cops hate black people.

 

5: Smilie faces usually mean "DON"T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I AM JOKING".

 

6: Cops Hate Black People.

 

7: No one knows what that face means.

So, what you're saying is.....we aren't actually talking about the Black Eyed Peas. This thread, in essence, is actually to complain about corrupt cops and their negative effect on society as a whole.

 

Incredibly deep post, Rip.

[Jingus 0]

Back on subject, I got one word for this whole situation: good. The only way it could've been better is if Ashton had been knocked into the pool and drowned.

 

And when I'm giving props to sentimental hacks like the BEP, you know they did something cool.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've been roughed up and almost shot by cops before, but never arrested. Therefore I have a love/hate relationship with them.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I've been waiting for ages to some celebrity to snap and beat the shit out of the Punk'd crew...but BEP just ruined that fantasy for me. And I'm pretty sure that you can't put random "."s in your name.

 

Hi, my name is Jon.a.than.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

My name is Amaz.in.Grand.o

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

He TOLD you it was about the song in the same post, and said you probably didn't get it (the name of the song and the joke) because you were white.

Lets get this clear. NO black person listens to BEP......at least no self respecting black person.

[ant_7000 0]

He TOLD you it was about the song in the same post, and said you probably didn't get it (the name of the song and the joke) because you were white.

Lets get this clear. NO black person listens to BEP......at least no self respecting black person.

No. BEP sucks. But I respect their GANGSTA now.