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Guest El Satanico

Here's something amusing

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Three in a row here...

 

You are a sexy dragon who loves to devour nipples.

 

You are a stimulated slut who loves to sluuuuurp penises.

 

You are a godly rat who loves to deflower beavers.

 

This thing is amazing.

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"You are a slam-dancing felcher who loves to devour Geemo!!!"

 

"You are a funky biscuit who loves to infiltrate werewolves"

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Guest Fook

"You are a drunken fruitcake who loves to lick hot bitches"

 

"You are a nut-licking boytoy who loves to smack clits"

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Guest Cerebus

You are a lecherous lizardman who loves to locate hookers.

 

You are a shrunken disco queen who loves to grow mufflers.

 

You are a horny organ doner who loves to smack octupi.

 

One part of each of the above statements is true. Try to guess which.

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"You are a pawslutty punk who loves to hoard Bill Cosby."

"You are a beautiful fish stick who loves to stomp Wile E. Coyote."

"You are a masturbating fruitcake that loves to shrink bears."

"You are a polite sex god that loves to empty horses."

 

AWESOME!

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Guest Choken One

You are a Masutrbating Punk who loves to devour Vibrators

You are a tiny Cab Driver who loves to eat scarecrows

You are a Malingant Punk who loves to suck beaver

You are a Slam-Dancing virgin who loves to swallow crotches

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Perfect on the 1st try

 

"You are a malignant punk who loves to sluuuurp hot bitches"

 

Try no. 2 reveals, "You are a strong titan who loves to grow bears"

 

That's right, I'm breeding bears that will fight using swords and shields and we shall take over the world!

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Guest croweater

"You're a biased bastard who likes to shrink animals"

 

I must admit, I've indulged in an animal shrink or two.

 

"You're a punctual dragon who likes to slap sandwiches"

 

"You're a boob-sucking foot-worshiper who likes to pilfer giant Tits"

 

Got me on the third one.

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