Let's play a game of "Would You Rather?"

[Nevermortal 0]

Goatse.....It'd be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

Clean the floors of a peep show with your tongue, or act as a human toilet for a bus station?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

peep show.

 

eat a stick of deoderant or guzzle a bottle is dish soap

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'm gonna have to go the human toilet. I wouldn't get as sick.

[Ripper 0]

Goatse.....It'd be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

Clean the floors of a peep show with your tongue, or act as a human toilet for a bus station?

human toilet...noone uses the bathrooms at bus stations.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Yeah, I can't see why anyone would choose someone else's juices in their mouth over being shit on. And pissed on.

 

Not that I'd choose either if I had a choice...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd eat the soap.

 

Would you rather get a mild case of vd from your cheating spouse, or shit your pants loudly and visibly on national television. Perhaps while singing the national anthem, or something of that nature.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Public display of defecation, please.

 

Having one drop of acid fall on your genitals or drinking one gallon of hobo puke?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've gotten more than one drop of acid on worse places than my nuts. I'll take that one.

 

Would you rather be a truckstop plaything, or have your first born (ugly) daughter become a career stripper?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

The stripping daughter would be fine, cause then we could extort and blackmail married losers.

 

For one whole day: walk around with a boombox blasting out "Poison" or rocking the mullet?

[Nevermortal 0]

Boombox. Would you rather be forced to have sex with a pile of aborted fetuses that somehow have transformed into giant orifices for sexual use, or be sodomized by razor blades and bleach?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Trick love da kids

 

Would you rather have anal sex with a zombie ensuring the dead worldwide domination or watch a new episode of The Simpsons?

[Guest Hot Ticket]

grrr dude beat me to it

 

 

Taxidermy, but only because of my secret love of Babar.

 

Ok, would you rather

a. have sex with a 4 year old child with the knowledge that after it all paedophillia, rape and child exploitation in the world would stop, or

 

b. painfully torture and kill a 4 year old child knowing that there would be no more murder in the world after your act.

Fuck the kid like theres no 2moro

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I wish I was the 4 year old in Hot Ticket's scenerio

[Guest Hot Ticket]

I wish I was the 4 year old in Hot Ticket's scenerio

: is disturbed

[King Cucaracha 0]

Trick love da kids

 

Would you rather have anal sex with a zombie ensuring the dead worldwide domination or watch a new episode of The Simpsons?

Simpsons...if you can use the mute button.

 

You're locked inside an old cell, which there's literally no escape from, and no-one can hear you scream. Would you rather try and claw your way through the metal door and wait to die of starvation, or hang yourself?

[Nevermortal 0]

Clawing for me. At least it'll give me something to do.

 

Would you rather eat a chunk of shit, or eat a taco with mystery pubic hairs inside of it?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Eat a taco with pubic hair....

 

Would you rather talk to -iB- for three hours, or shoot yourself in both feet with a spear-gun?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'd probably rather talk to iB - not as painful.

 

Still jumping on bandwagons, eh?

[justsoyouknow 0]

I'd shoot IB with the spear gun.

 

Would you rather have your anus sealed off with cement or hollow out the inside of your urethra to the point where someone else could insert their penis in it?

[k thx 0]

Pee-pee fuck: it'd turn me the fuck on, while cementing my ass up would signifficantly decrease my chances of buggery.

 

Would you rather eat a pizza covered with pubes or role around naked in stinging nettles? I've been watching Dirty Sanchez...

[NYU 0]

Pizza covered in pubes. At least you have the sauce and cheese....

 

Would you rather be both blind and deaf (but with all your limbs) OR have no arms and no legs (but the ability to see and hear)?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Deaf and blind...that way you could still have sex and whatnot, plus it wouldn't matter what the girl looked like, or if she had one of those high-pitched, annoying voices, or if she nagged you twenty-four seven, you'd never know.

 

Would you rather go through life thinking that everyone likes you, while everyone in the entire world actually can't stand to be around you, or would you rather not be IB?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'd probably rather talk to iB - not as painful.

 

Still jumping on bandwagons, eh?

I started the wagon two months ago, so I don't know what you're talking about.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'd definitely rather be blind and deaf, even if I'd actually rather use that spear gun on myself, much to the delight of most.

[Nevermortal 0]

Shutup bitch. I hate when motherfuckers on messageboards know they're hated and then proceed to put themselves down. You're hated for a reason, own up to it, and call Charlie Ward a motherfucker. C'mon, do it.

 

Motherfucker.

[The Kid 0]

FUCK! Now the damn thread's ruined, IB you are such a fucking loser.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

IB is sad. he's too dumb for me to even mess with:

 

ShootersBeau: Greetings.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: what do you want kid?

ShootersBeau: Oh, you know - just the usual

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: get to the point, you're boring me

ShootersBeau: Hehe.

ShootersBeau: Wiseass, huh?

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ...

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hurry up

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: actually I'm glad you messaged me.

ShootersBeau: (This is where you're supposed to tell me why)

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Well I've been feeling pretty horny and you're a writer so I figure you'd be decent at cybering...

ShootersBeau: Haha.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you're boring. why did you message me.

ShootersBeau: I figured you were glad that I'd messaged you because you had a lecture for me.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: No. I'd perfer never to have to talk to you.

ShootersBeau: Anyway, I have some business to take care of... Back in 10

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You're an idiot. and should be banned. there;s nothing else to say.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: go to hell kid

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You all know there was more cybering than that...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

shut up you. you're the one who forgot to tell me he was under age.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

So cwm, you can post an instant message conversation on a message board. Do you feel big, you stupid son of a bitch? And a homosexual pedophile as well as an asshole? Quite the resume.

 

And Nevermortal, shut the fuck up - that was one line. If you can't take it, then there's something wrong.

 

Next question.