Guest slacklet Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Alright. Would you rather walk in on your parents fucking your dog, or your girlfriend fucking your dog?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 My parents. Because I wouldn't need to think of past sexual encounters and feel strange during further ones. If there were further ones. As for the dog... well, it'd probably rather the girlfriend. I'll say my parents - I can close them out.
Guest slacklet Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Would you rather live the worst day of your life over and over for all eternity, or live one perfect day then die?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Live one perfect day and then die.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Would you rather have -iB- stop answering every god damn question or keep letting him do it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Rose bush catheter or stucco enema?
Guest slacklet Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Enema. My pee-hole is sacred ground. Would you rather lose your ability to orgasm or lose your ability to smell?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Hmm...hard choice.....I'll go with the enema (holds onto something tight). Would you rather be forced to listen to Limp Bizkit for 24 hours non-stop, or be stuck in a 6ft by 8 ft. closet with Michael Jackson and a 12 year old boy?
King Cucaracha Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Lose the ability to orgasm. Surely that way you'd be able to last forever? Oh, and Pass the Bizkit. When you die, would you rather have time go back to when you were the age of 10, with all knowledge of the world and stuff intact to relive your life...or be re-born as someone else, and live a totally new life from birth as normal.
justsoyouknow Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Age 10. That way, I could fix some shit that I regret, repair some relationships that fell apart far too quickly for stupid reasons, and possibly do things the right way with the girls I had crushes on, but completely screwed things up. Would you rather kill Hitler and burn in hell for all of eternity as a murderer, or would you rather have 6 million Jews die and get into heaven?
Guest slacklet Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Kill Hitler. Sometimes you gotta be the hero. Would you rather work until you die, knowing your family will be well-off if you did, or take $1,000,000 cash and leave them in poverty while you head for a life of pleasure in the Carribean?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 take $1,000,000 cash and leave them in poverty while you head for a life of pleasure in the Carribean ^---Answer I can't think of anything good so...for the BOSTON RED SOX FANS, would you rather watch the Game 6 fuck up by Bill Buckner (sp?) for a whole week where the ball went between his legs, or Aaron Boones game winning home run of Wakefield last year (for a week)?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 15, 2004 Report Posted May 15, 2004 Kill Hitler. Sometimes you gotta be the hero. Would you rather work until you die, knowing your family will be well-off if you did, or take $1,000,000 cash and leave them in poverty while you head for a life of pleasure in the Carribean? Well, seeing as we're talking about my family, the latter.
haVoc Posted May 17, 2004 Report Posted May 17, 2004 Would you rather fuck Britney Spears and die the next night of a heart attack in your sleep, or make a sex tape with Rosie O'Donnell, sell it for a million bucks and live the rest of your life in the public eye as the man who made the porn with Rosie?
MrRant Posted May 17, 2004 Report Posted May 17, 2004 I'd fuck Britney and die before letting Rosie be the man. Would you rather follow around what's left of the Grateful Dead with a commune of hippies or get on a train to Auschwitz in 1943?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 17, 2004 Report Posted May 17, 2004 Would you rather fuck Britney Spears and die the next night of a heart attack in your sleep, or make a sex tape with Rosie O'Donnell, sell it for a million bucks and live the rest of your life in the public eye as the man who made the porn with Rosie? I'd fuck Britney. I'd die painlessly when I couldn't really give a shit whether I died or not right now apart from one main goal.
Nevermortal Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Posted May 17, 2004 I'd fuck Britney and die before letting Rosie be the man. Would you rather follow around what's left of the Grateful Dead with a commune of hippies or get on a train to Auschwitz in 1943? Auschwitz.....I fucking hate hippies. Would you rather swim in a large container of grease from your favorite fast food establishment or eat a random piece of shit found in a public toilet?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 I'd fuck Britney and die before letting Rosie be the man. Would you rather follow around what's left of the Grateful Dead with a commune of hippies or get on a train to Auschwitz in 1943? Auschwitz.....I fucking hate hippies. Would you rather swim in a large container of grease from your favorite fast food establishment or eat a random piece of shit found in a public toilet? The grease for sure. It's from your favourite fast food outlet, and the other one... Well, it explains itself. How long are we in the grease for? It doesn't matter. I'll be in there for a year rather than eat that shit (the, er, feces).
Art Sandusky Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 iB's obsession with this thread worries me.
NYU Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 He also doesn't seem to fully understand the concept of answering a question, then proposing your own.
justsoyouknow Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 Would you rather go through life thinking that everyone likes you, while everyone in the entire world actually can't stand to be around you, or would you rather not be IB? My question has gone unanswered.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 Yes JSYK, because it's such a difficult choice. Would you rather eat out the crustiest, most diseased woman on the planet or suck the dick of the world's oldest, most shrivelled-up, most diseased man?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 Neither did you. But if I had to pick, I'd go the former. Now answer!
Guest croweater Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 I'd go the man. Only because I could chuck a condom on him. mmmmmmmmmmmmm latex. Ok, would you rather be sexually molested by Michael Jackson or a Cardinal.
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