The One and Only Raw Thread (May 10, 2004)

[Placebo Effect 0]

Jesus Christ. They look like MIDGETS.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aww, I wanted to see Gail put Stacy in that move from last week.

 

...the hell is Nidia wearing?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Gail is voicing her storyline frustrations on TV...

 

"I made the champ tap out, but YOU get TV time! Who do you think I am...Shelton Benjamin?"

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So Vicky's out and Stacy's out. Here's Nidia...We're out of face women I hope no one else comes out.

[razazteca 0]

Damn Stacy looks like a giant compaired to Molly & Kim

[Guest Fook]

I smell a six-man....er, woman.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Okay, someone tell Nidia that your lingerie doesn't double as ring attire.

[Guest Choken One]

did the site crap out again?

[Jebus 0]

...and we're back

 

Just wanna say Nidia is a pop out waiting to happen

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I like Edge's Back stretch against Orton with the ring post.

 

Course, I mark for unique ring-post moves. Like the Ringpost Figure Four.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Well...they put the two most boring wrestlers on the roster into a match...and somehow what's coming out is even more boring than I imagined.

[Guest Choken One]

show has been rather boring.

 

I knew the high expecations was a bad idea.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

did the site crap out again?

Apparently so. The huge amount of users checking out the thread tonight must have crashed it.

[Guest Choken One]

checking for what?

 

To see how unexcited we are?

[razazteca 0]

Edge is starting to look like Ted Nudget!

[Guest Fook]

show has been rather boring.

 

I knew the high expecations was a bad idea.

Yeah, next time we'll know better than to look forward to something.

[Guest Choken One]

Just to add...I think King and Ross are being very decent...making the match seem a little more important then usual

[Jebus 0]

well, the site craps out every week now...what's up with that?

[razazteca 0]

Boring!

[Guest Choken One]

show has been rather boring.

 

I knew the high expecations was a bad idea.

Yeah, next time we'll know better than to look forward to something.

exactly.

 

 

The HHH/Benoit match will suck next week.

 

 

I hope that works.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Cheer up guys...

 

We still have EUGENE!

[Guest Choken One]

If you told me 6 weeks ago that a Retarded Guy would be something to look FORWARD to...I would have died laughing.

[razazteca 0]

Two restholds in a row with no pin attempts! This is boring!

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

This is the move that never ends...this is the move that never ends.

 

Even I didn't think it could get MORE boring after the break.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

*summons last vestiges of optimism*

 

We still have the cage match! WOO!!

[Jericho2000Mark 0]

Those High Heels make Stacy look freakishly tall...she's about 6"4 with them on, well compared to Gail and Molly.

[razazteca 0]

Where are the Orton fans to give this match a positive spin?

[Lightning Flik 0]

This is the move that never ends...this is the move that never ends.

 

Even I didn't think it could get MORE boring after the break.

And I couldn't believe that I'd be thinking that Edge being the vetern we wouldn't be seeing him fuck up not ONCE, but TWICE.

 

Ugh... This sucks. Tonight sucks.

[Guest Choken One]

umm...Orton's...splash was nice.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Where are the Orton fans to give this match a positive spin?

I'll give it the most positive spin I can:

 

It's not all Orton's fault. Edge sucks too.