The One and Only Raw Thread (May 10, 2004)

[SuperJerk 0]

KANE JUST WANTS SOME LOVE. Bitch, give it up to him.

but he has a "burnt weiner" according to Tori and S-Pac.

that wouldn't be the nastiest thing that Lita's let into her cooch

dont you forget she likes in the backdoor too.

And she swallows too (Man, that interview was revealing!)

WHAT interview?

Some Maxim/FHM-ish magazine interview, I believe (they pretty much asked her like 2 wrestling questions and 13 sex questions)

Anybody know the issue/have the link????

[razazteca 0]

Xian doing his best Austin impression

[CanadianChris 0]

Best cage match in a long time.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Heh...unique spot there. Good thing they explained that the feet have to touch.

[Markme123 0]

Unbelivable. That is the only way to describe the finish to the match. Wow.

[KingPK 0]

If there's anything Canadians can do well, it's throwing each other around in the ring. I don't know if the ring was miked or anything, but some of those impacts sounded pretty loud.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Uhm... weird finish. Since when was that rule in effect when it comes to submissions?

[Tawren 0]

What a disappointing show. X/Jericho was solid, not good, solid, and everything else sucked.

 

And I was looking forward to it, too.

[razazteca 0]

What you did not like Eugene vs Conway or Jazz nearly ripping off her opponets leg?

[Guest Besus]

What a POP for Orton tonight.

[Tawren 0]

What you did not like Eugene vs Conway or Jazz nearly ripping off her opponets leg?

No, no I did not.

[Guest wildpegasus]

They need to kill HEY HEY NA NA NA GOODBYE

You can't kill it!

 

It was started (as far as I know) by Savio against DiBiase!

As with everything in life though it all comes back to Canada. Everyone can thank hockey and its Canadian fans for popularising the song.

[razazteca 0]

What you did not like Eugene vs Conway or Jazz nearly ripping off her opponets leg?

No, no I did not.

Don't like comedy matches at all? The Eugene & Regal characters are the best sport entertainers on Raw. Both characters are developing well with Eugene as the idiot genius and Regal as the manager who wants to payoff his debts. Best storyline on Raw at the moment.

[Tawren 0]

What you did not like Eugene vs Conway or Jazz nearly ripping off her opponets leg?

No, no I did not.

Don't like comedy matches at all? The Eugene & Regal characters are the best sport entertainers on Raw. Both characters are developing well with Eugene as the idiot genius and Regal as the manager who wants to payoff his debts. Best storyline on Raw at the moment.

I don't really like comedy matches (aside from some stuff from Ebessan and Kanemuru from Osaka), and my absolute disdain for the retard character doesn't help in that regard. Work was crisp and fine, but I'd much prefer Conway and Dinsmore wrestling to Conway and Eugene wrestling.

 

For the Eugene character and storyline, it did fine. For making me personally, Tawren, happy, it failed.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Best thing on Raw tonight and one of the best things in wrestling history was young Benoit doing the back pose. So yeah, because of that an overall thumbs up for Raw.

[razazteca 0]

Rob Conway vs Nick Dinsmore would be as boring as Edge vs Orton without the retard storyline.

[SuperJerk 0]

They need to kill HEY HEY NA NA NA GOODBYE

You can't kill it!

 

It was started (as far as I know) by Savio against DiBiase!

As with everything in life though it all comes back to Canada. Everyone can thank hockey and its Canadian fans for popularising the song.

The first place I remember it used in this fashion was when they used to sing it on MTV's "Remote Control" (1987-1991) whenever a contestant was eliminated.

 

 

The song, "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" was released in 1970 by Steam.

 

The complete lyrics:

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

 

He'll never love you, the way that I love you

'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry

He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)

So dog-gone willin'

So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. Wanna see you kiss him)

Go on and kiss him goodbye, now

 

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

 

Listen to me now

 

He's never near you to comfort and cheer you

When all those sad tears are fallin' baby from your eyes

He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)

So dog-gone willin'

So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him)

Go on and kiss him goodbye, na-na na-na-na na na

 

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

 

Hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

 

 

It took me five minutes to find out all of that, but still no leads on that Lita interview where she talks about swallowing and taking it from behind.

[Guest Quik]

You've got it wrong. Lita thwallowths and takesth it in the assth.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

There was some definete face heat going on for Orton tonight. Not that bad of a match and Orton got some HEIGHT on that rana into a powerbomb spot.

 

Dave/Tajiri was good for what it was. They're doing a good job of building up Tajiri's kicks as serious strikes which is a good thing. Batista had all the ladies in the crowd swooning at his perfect hair.

 

Crazy Old Man Flair is so fucking great even though my feelings are well know about Flair the wrestler. But Crazy Old Racist Flair just trumped that all.

 

Cage match wasn't too bad but not as good as it could've been. I still say Jericho should've fought Tomko before this. Whatevs.

 

I'm wondering what kind of a part (if any) Jericho, Christian and HBK will play in the title scene next Monday. Could be interesting stuff if done right.

[Ultra Violence 0]

Kenzo Suzuki will debut and win the battle royale if they do decide on the instant Benoit program....maybe

[haVoc 0]

Okay, did I miss something? Is Triple H getting a title shot next and in the battle royal?

[TheFranchise 0]

I dont think Triple H will be in the battle royal.

[haVoc 0]

Tonight on Raw, it was announced that next week's show will feature a singles match between Trish Stratus and Lita, as well as a 20-man battle royal, with the winner getting a title match with World Champion Chris Benoit at the Bad Blood Pay-per-view in June. 

 

Here are the advertised participants for the battle royal:

1. Rhyno

2. Sylvan Grenier

3. Rob Conway

4. Steven Richards

5. Grandmaster Sexay

6. Johnny Nitro

7. Garrison Cade

8. Shelton Benjamin

9. Rosey

10. Hurricane Helms

11. Christian

12. Val Venis

13. Batista

14. Kane

15. Matt Hardy

16. Ric Flair

17. Triple H

18. Randy Orton

19. Edge

20. Chris Jericho

 

Credit: PWinsider

 

Did the title match get changed or cenceled?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

So I finally watched a copy of the match, I missed the show last night due to my boss making me work late, anyways I have to give it to Christian, he bladed like a fucking man last night. It was a big win for Chris Jericho, IMO. It would definitely be sweeter if he won the battle royal next week coming off such a high profile victory.

 

This is greatness. Deon, PLEASE upload this video package.

 

Whoever wants it, just PM me.

 

Did the title match get changed or cenceled?

 

Who was he supposed to defend it against?

[TheFranchise 0]

Bischoff granted Triple H a 1 on 1 match next week on Raw.

[Guest Choken One]

Bischoff granted Triple H a 1 on 1 match next week on Raw.

No he didn't.

 

Clearly people can't read between the lines..."Next week...you get a SHOT at the title". He never said a one on one match.