Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Damn, I never realized how lucky I've been with injuries. The worst I ever had were broken fingers. (Damn basketball fouls) I can't wait to break something and scream in pain, since I have no idea how painful it would be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Damn, I never realized how lucky I've been with injuries. The worst I ever had were broken fingers. (Damn basketball fouls) I can't wait to break something and scream in pain, since I have no idea how painful it would be. Men don't scream in pain. You grit your teeth at most. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 or you can use the old trick of turning your pussy ass whimpering into a grunt like AAAAAIIIEIIIEEEEIIIEIEEEYEEEEAHHHHH and add something like FUCKING EH to it. it's important to know this trick if you are new to injury and feel yourself slipping into pussydom. Image is half the battle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted May 15, 2004 My Dick hasn't sustained an erection in over a year. I'm FUCKING injuried! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Damn, I never realized how lucky I've been with injuries. The worst I ever had were broken fingers. (Damn basketball fouls) I can't wait to break something and scream in pain, since I have no idea how painful it would be. Men don't scream in pain. You grit your teeth at most. -=Mike Making up swear words is also acceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted May 15, 2004 I don't get what people are saying when they say they broke their ankle? Isn't that like breaking your knee? I always assumed it meant breaking one of the bones in your ankle. My memory of anatomy is fleeting, but I seem to remember the ankle consisting of several bones. -=Mike Indeed it is fleeting. You can't break your ankle, it's a joint. You can break either your leg or your foot but not your ankle. You can sprain ligaments and tendons in your ankle. Croweater- Anatomy guru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 15, 2004 I've been pretty lucky injury-wise, too - I've fucked my legs and knees up quite a bit, had my finger in a fully-shut car door and broken my jaw, but other than that, not a lot. No sarcasm there - it might seem like a bit from your viewpoint, but it actually isn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 15, 2004 My long bones are indestructable. I've gotten in car wrecks, fell off of roofs, trees, trampolines, bikes, out of the beds of trucks, down hills, ran into fences, been hit with baseball bats, the list goes on, but the only thing I've ever broken are a few fingers and my nose. Numerous, Numerous times. Knock on wood because this is the first time I've broken a bone and this is the wackest shit I've ever encountered. I've never had chicken pox either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 15, 2004 I welcome injuries at this point in my life - the more severe the better. They get me out of school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Not really, there's very few injuries that should make you miss more than a day of school. I don't think I missed any time when I tore my ACL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 15, 2004 My long bones are indestructable. I've gotten in car wrecks, fell off of roofs, trees, trampolines, bikes, out of the beds of trucks, down hills, ran into fences, been hit with baseball bats, the list goes on, but the only thing I've ever broken are a few fingers and my nose. Numerous, Numerous times. Knock on wood because this is the first time I've broken a bone and this is the wackest shit I've ever encountered. I've never had chicken pox either. Well, then a (chicken) pox on you! -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Not really, there's very few injuries that should make you miss more than a day of school. I don't think I missed any time when I tore my ACL. Actually, you're right. Unless you fake emotional trauma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 15, 2004 It's funny because it's true. Well, not for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 15, 2004 wow. Thats like someone put a camera in my bed room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 15, 2004 man...I haven't seen pinnacle post in forever. That brings back memories of tag team owning SKBF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Despite my best efoorts, my temporary cast got wet while taking a shower. This is so fucking IRRITATING! I'm going to a house party tonight. I haven't been to one of those in months. I'm going to see how well I can freak these hos with a broken leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 16, 2004 As far as the broken ankle thing goes, I was thinking of my lower leg near my ankle. I know it's not anatomically correct, but that's what I was thinking of when it happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Can you burn a CD without a CD burner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 16, 2004 man...I haven't seen pinnacle post in forever. That brings back memories of tag team owning SKBF. I know I'm opening up a can of worms here (like when I asked who "Agnes" was), but who's SKBF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted May 16, 2004 #1 MST3K Mark or whatever. Check the classic threads folder for some goodness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 16, 2004 #1 MST3K Mark or whatever. Check the classic threads folder for some goodness. Oh, he's the same guy who started the CD burning thread? Never noticed... <---Dunce. Edit: I kinda came to the conclussion since Murmuring Beast mentioned burning CD's without a CD Burner, and thats a classics thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Despite my best efoorts, my temporary cast got wet while taking a shower. This is so fucking IRRITATING! I'm going to a house party tonight. I haven't been to one of those in months. I'm going to see how well I can freak these hos with a broken leg. Dude, ho's EAT UP sympathy. Come up with a good story for the break and you'll be neck deep in poon. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 If they don't kick your ass first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 16, 2004 I've also never had mono, despite being exposed to it dozens of times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Well, I fell asleep like a little bitch last night, but I'm going to another party today. I'm getting decent with the crutches now. It used to be so demoralizing to have to sit down to get up and down the steps. Now I can take them things two at a time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 24, 2004 For anyone who's interested, I don't have a cast yet and I was supposed to get it today. The wrong physician signed out my x-rays, so the doctor who I'm supposed to see doesn't even really know how bad my break is yet. I'm praying that there's no surgery involved since my ass doesn't have insurance. However, I have a feeling that they're going to have to break my leg again before they set it. Fun times. BTW, I found a site called mybrokenleg.com, which has improved my spirits greatly. There's nothing that helps your self esteem like reading about someone else who was pissing in a can because his punk ass couldn't go up and down some damn stairs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 To add to this, my knee/calf/shin is banged up from rugby today, and I have been limping since. I couldn't even walk home afterwards, I needed a ride. This all happened on one play too. BEFORE THE FUCKING GAME EVEN STARTED~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 26, 2004 For anyone who's interested, I don't have a cast yet and I was supposed to get it today. The wrong physician signed out my x-rays, so the doctor who I'm supposed to see doesn't even really know how bad my break is yet. I'm praying that there's no surgery involved since my ass doesn't have insurance. However, I have a feeling that they're going to have to break my leg again before they set it. Fun times. BTW, I found a site called mybrokenleg.com, which has improved my spirits greatly. There's nothing that helps your self esteem like reading about someone else who was pissing in a can because his punk ass couldn't go up and down some damn stairs. Just hope your leg doesn't get set wrong. I went with a friend who had his leg set wrong and the doctor had to re-break the leg. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
