My Leg

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Damn, I never realized how lucky I've been with injuries. The worst I ever had were broken fingers. (Damn basketball fouls) I can't wait to break something and scream in pain, since I have no idea how painful it would be.

[Guest MikeSC]

Damn, I never realized how lucky I've been with injuries. The worst I ever had were broken fingers. (Damn basketball fouls) I can't wait to break something and scream in pain, since I have no idea how painful it would be.

Men don't scream in pain. You grit your teeth at most.

-=Mike

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

or you can use the old trick of turning your pussy ass whimpering into a grunt like AAAAAIIIEIIIEEEEIIIEIEEEYEEEEAHHHHH and add something like FUCKING EH to it.

 

it's important to know this trick if you are new to injury and feel yourself slipping into pussydom. Image is half the battle.

[Guest Astro]

My Dick hasn't sustained an erection in over a year. I'm FUCKING injuried!

[MrRant]

Damn, I never realized how lucky I've been with injuries. The worst I ever had were broken fingers. (Damn basketball fouls) I can't wait to break something and scream in pain, since I have no idea how painful it would be.

Men don't scream in pain. You grit your teeth at most.

-=Mike

Making up swear words is also acceptable.

[Guest croweater]

I don't get what people are saying when they say they broke their ankle?

 

Isn't that like breaking your knee?

I always assumed it meant breaking one of the bones in your ankle. My memory of anatomy is fleeting, but I seem to remember the ankle consisting of several bones.

-=Mike

Indeed it is fleeting.

You can't break your ankle, it's a joint.

You can break either your leg or your foot but not your ankle.

You can sprain ligaments and tendons in your ankle.

 

Croweater- Anatomy guru

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I've been pretty lucky injury-wise, too - I've fucked my legs and knees up quite a bit, had my finger in a fully-shut car door and broken my jaw, but other than that, not a lot.

 

No sarcasm there - it might seem like a bit from your viewpoint, but it actually isn't.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My long bones are indestructable. I've gotten in car wrecks, fell off of roofs, trees, trampolines, bikes, out of the beds of trucks, down hills, ran into fences, been hit with baseball bats, the list goes on, but the only thing I've ever broken are a few fingers and my nose. Numerous, Numerous times.

Knock on wood because this is the first time I've broken a bone and this is the wackest shit I've ever encountered.

I've never had chicken pox either.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I welcome injuries at this point in my life - the more severe the better.

 

They get me out of school.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Not really, there's very few injuries that should make you miss more than a day of school. I don't think I missed any time when I tore my ACL.

[Guest MikeSC]

My long bones are indestructable. I've gotten in car wrecks, fell off of roofs, trees, trampolines, bikes, out of the beds of trucks, down hills, ran into fences, been hit with baseball bats, the list goes on, but the only thing I've ever broken are a few fingers and my nose. Numerous, Numerous times.

Knock on wood because this is the first time I've broken a bone and this is the wackest shit I've ever encountered.

I've never had chicken pox either.

Well, then a (chicken) pox on you!

-=Mike

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Not really, there's very few injuries that should make you miss more than a day of school. I don't think I missed any time when I tore my ACL.

Actually, you're right.

 

Unless you fake emotional trauma.

[The Czech Republic]

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

It's funny because it's true.

 

Well, not for me.

[Guest Choken One]

wow. Thats like someone put a camera in my bed room.

[The Czech Republic]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

man...I haven't seen pinnacle post in forever.

 

That brings back memories of tag team owning SKBF.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Despite my best efoorts, my temporary cast got wet while taking a shower. This is so fucking IRRITATING! I'm going to a house party tonight. I haven't been to one of those in months. I'm going to see how well I can freak these hos with a broken leg.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

As far as the broken ankle thing goes, I was thinking of my lower leg near my ankle. I know it's not anatomically correct, but that's what I was thinking of when it happened.

[Murmuring Beast]

Can you burn a CD without a CD burner?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

man...I haven't seen pinnacle post in forever.

 

That brings back memories of tag team owning SKBF.

I know I'm opening up a can of worms here (like when I asked who "Agnes" was), but who's SKBF?

[Guest Dids]

#1 MST3K Mark or whatever. Check the classic threads folder for some goodness.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

#1 MST3K Mark or whatever.  Check the classic threads folder for some goodness.

Oh, he's the same guy who started the CD burning thread? Never noticed...

 

 

<---Dunce.

 

Edit: I kinda came to the conclussion since Murmuring Beast mentioned burning CD's without a CD Burner, and thats a classics thread.

[Guest MikeSC]

Despite my best efoorts, my temporary cast got wet while taking a shower. This is so fucking IRRITATING! I'm going to a house party tonight. I haven't been to one of those in months. I'm going to see how well I can freak these hos with a broken leg.

Dude, ho's EAT UP sympathy. Come up with a good story for the break and you'll be neck deep in poon.

-=Mike

[Art Sandusky]

If they don't kick your ass first.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've also never had mono, despite being exposed to it dozens of times.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Well, I fell asleep like a little bitch last night, but I'm going to another party today. I'm getting decent with the crutches now. It used to be so demoralizing to have to sit down to get up and down the steps. Now I can take them things two at a time.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

For anyone who's interested, I don't have a cast yet and I was supposed to get it today. The wrong physician signed out my x-rays, so the doctor who I'm supposed to see doesn't even really know how bad my break is yet. I'm praying that there's no surgery involved since my ass doesn't have insurance. However, I have a feeling that they're going to have to break my leg again before they set it. Fun times.

 

BTW, I found a site called mybrokenleg.com, which has improved my spirits greatly. There's nothing that helps your self esteem like reading about someone else who was pissing in a can because his punk ass couldn't go up and down some damn stairs.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

To add to this, my knee/calf/shin is banged up from rugby today, and I have been limping since. I couldn't even walk home afterwards, I needed a ride.

 

This all happened on one play too.

 

BEFORE THE FUCKING GAME EVEN STARTED~!

[Guest MikeSC]

For anyone who's interested, I don't have a cast yet and I was supposed to get it today. The wrong physician signed out my x-rays, so the doctor who I'm supposed to see doesn't even really know how bad my break is yet. I'm praying that there's no surgery involved since my ass doesn't have insurance. However, I have a feeling that they're going to have to break my leg again before they set it. Fun times.

 

BTW, I found a site called mybrokenleg.com, which has improved my spirits greatly. There's nothing that helps your self esteem like reading about someone else who was pissing in a can because his punk ass couldn't go up and down some damn stairs.

Just hope your leg doesn't get set wrong. I went with a friend who had his leg set wrong and the doctor had to re-break the leg.

-=Mike