The offical bradshaw fucking sucks thread

[Guest]

Any of you guys watch Backlash? I thought so. Did you watch the Bradshaw vs. Scott Hall match? Of course. Did you see how MUCH IT FUCKING SUCKED?!?!?!? AND IT'S ALL BRADSHAW'S GOD DAMN FAULT. It's not like it had a lot going for it anyway....I mean, they could have at least built it around the "Battle of the Fallaway Slams" kind of deal I thought they would go for but NOOOOOO we get two and I mean TWO moves in the whole match. Both of them were done by Bradshaw, but that's not taking anything away from Hall's performace. He did literally absolutley NOTHING. That gave Bradshaw the oppurtunity to carry Hall to an impressive -*** rating from yours truly.

 

Anyway, here is where you flame Bradshaw, so do it here. Talk about unneeded/underserved/useless pushes, talk about how much Bradshaw sucks, and that's it for now.

[Guest]

Thinking of Bradshaw makes me miss Kane, for some bizzare reason.

 

So there.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Bradshaw is a lazy, arrogant, ugly no-talent loser.

[Guest]

Bradshaw is a lazy, arrogant, ugly no-talent loser.

You got that right, champ. I'd add in boring, redneckish, dumb, stupid, atrocious, appalling, abominable, stupid, dumb, fat, useless, heatless,piece of Texas horsecrap walking God's green earth. That, and he sucks as well. Why can't they give HIS push to someone with more than half of a half of a half of a molecule of talent that could only fit on a ribosome of a white blood cell . The only real talent he posssesses is getting cheap pops in Texas, which just about anyone can do.

[Guest buffybeast]

Damn, I don't think Bradshaw sucks that badly.  No, he's no technical genius, he doesn't have a good body, his mic skills are average.  But he doesn't suck royally.

 

In fact, I've read that the main reason his match with Scott Hall stunk so badly is because of Scott Hall, that he is the one who sucks.

[Guest]

I think you are all missing the point. Bradshaw is great BECAUSE-

 

He's a hoss.

 

So being a dick and unable to wrestle is unimportant, you see.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

JBL Woot

[Jingus 0]

I see a logical fallacy in the first post. Dude complains that Bradshaw was the reason that the match sucked. Then complains that the match sucked because there weren't enough moves. Then notes that Bradshaw did all the moves while Hall did none. This does not compute.

[Maztinho 0]

Also this was Scott Hall in... *looks at the date the thread was started* 2002. They should have been lucky that Hall showed up for the match at all.

 

PS I like Bradshaw in all his hossy glory.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

But then again... Who didn't dislike JBL back then? It wasn't until his complete makeover as JBL he started to get positive reactions from the smarks, and even then it took awhile for them to warm up to him.

 

But how are you going to bash Bradshaw for not having a decent match with 2002 Scott Hall? Thats just retarded.

[Dandy 0]

Who didn't dislike JBL back then?

Vince.

[RepoMan 0]

This reminded me of the time traveling, mouth fucking Bradshaw thread from the old 411 boards.

[tekcop 0]

Wait, people talked about wrestling in NHB or whatever the hell this place was called then? Fuck. That sucks.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Maybe it was "flaming" in the WWF folder at that point i can't recall