The OAO Raw Thread - May 17th, 2004

[Steviekick 0]

Kane's big question is which came first, the chicken or the egg.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

OMG, if Lita doesn't say yes Kanes gonna set himself on fire!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

What's the question?

 

JR? do you even pay attention to this show?

[Guest CronoT]

"My answer is, "I want it with pickles, cheese, and onions, and I want it well done.' Now leave me alone."

[jester 0]

The question is "will you go out with me," and the answer Kane is looking for is "no."

 

If she says "yes," then he'll tombstone her.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Kane looks like he just got done taking one of the hugest shits ever or something.

 

I really hope later they explain he's in the boiler room or something..because no one sweats like that.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Is Kane after Lita because she's brain dead? I know its not the same as physical death but for Lita its pretty close.

I guess, since anyone who thinks Lita is beautiful must have dicks stuck in their eyes.

 

And thank you HSJ for that visual....

[jester 0]

No, wait. Kane's question is "Is there a God?" and he and Lita will get into a lengthy debate over Pascal's Wager.

 

Which will be moderated by Scott Steiner.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Is Kane after Lita because she's brain dead? I know its not the same as physical death but for Lita its pretty close.

I guess, since anyone who thinks Lita is beautiful must have dicks stuck in their eyes.

 

And thank you HSJ for that visual....

Creepy, isn't it?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Lita isn't horrid looking. I'd fuck her, I just wouldn't try holding any conversation past the intelligence level of The Muppets Show with her.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Cheech and Chong > Smackdown.

[Drury37 0]

Oh look they are showing Orton beating Edge with what else but a roll up.

Thanks.

[Guest CronoT]

Enter Suckbag.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Lita isn't horrid looking. I'd fuck her, I just wouldn't try holding any conversation past the intelligence level of The Muppets Show with her.

Well, she is close with Jeff Hardy, so even I probably wouldn't want whatever the hell diseases they have flowing in them.

 

And the Muppet Show is way too intelligent for them. Maybe Sesame Street or Mister Rogers.

[The Mandarin 0]

What did Lawler say about Gorilla?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

What did Lawler say about Gorilla?

Maybe he wants some Salsa....

[Guest CronoT]

Oh God, he's turning into another Triple H. Snipers, you are go for target.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Longest reigning IC champ in the last 7 years.

 

Well thats great. Have a cookie!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Wow..I didn't realize that :/. But I'm an Orton mark so that rule

[jester 0]

Longest reigning IC champ in the last 7 years.

 

Well thats great. Have a cookie!

Yeah, that means he's been champ for nearly eight minutes.

[Guest CronoT]

Randy Orton: What kind of cookie is it? Can I have milk with it?

[Guest ian.]

He's had a what, 5 month title reign? and thats the longest in seven years?

 

That's rather pathetic.

[Guest Choken One]

Like we don't know that Orton dumps HHH in the Royal.

[Guest CronoT]

He's had a what, 5 month title reign? and thats the longest in seven years?

 

That's rather pathetic.

So is he.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Well Honky Tonk Man reigned forever as IC Champ and the fans got tired of him after a while too.

 

Thank you Shelton!

[The Mandarin 0]

Why can't Triple H just cut this one-dimensional promo himself?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

He's had a what, 5 month title reign? and thats the longest in seven years?

 

That's rather pathetic.

Considering the title changes hands an average of 6-7 times a year (in 1999 like 20 times), I don't find it hard to believe.

[Exslade ZX 0]

God...I hate his new music. At least compared to his old music..maybe if it was his older gimmick then it would fit..but not as the whole...am. wrestler gimmick.

[Guest CronoT]

Gee, a white guy vs. a black guy over a title. Now why does this seem familiar? *cough*WMXIX*cough*

[Anakin Flair 0]

Yup, tonight's all about the Benjamin.