Steviekick Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Kane's big question is which came first, the chicken or the egg.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 OMG, if Lita doesn't say yes Kanes gonna set himself on fire!
Rob E Dangerously Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 What's the question? JR? do you even pay attention to this show?
Guest CronoT Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 "My answer is, "I want it with pickles, cheese, and onions, and I want it well done.' Now leave me alone."
jester Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 The question is "will you go out with me," and the answer Kane is looking for is "no." If she says "yes," then he'll tombstone her.
Exslade ZX Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Kane looks like he just got done taking one of the hugest shits ever or something. I really hope later they explain he's in the boiler room or something..because no one sweats like that.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Is Kane after Lita because she's brain dead? I know its not the same as physical death but for Lita its pretty close. I guess, since anyone who thinks Lita is beautiful must have dicks stuck in their eyes. And thank you HSJ for that visual....
jester Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 No, wait. Kane's question is "Is there a God?" and he and Lita will get into a lengthy debate over Pascal's Wager. Which will be moderated by Scott Steiner.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Is Kane after Lita because she's brain dead? I know its not the same as physical death but for Lita its pretty close. I guess, since anyone who thinks Lita is beautiful must have dicks stuck in their eyes. And thank you HSJ for that visual.... Creepy, isn't it?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Lita isn't horrid looking. I'd fuck her, I just wouldn't try holding any conversation past the intelligence level of The Muppets Show with her.
Drury37 Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Oh look they are showing Orton beating Edge with what else but a roll up. Thanks.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Lita isn't horrid looking. I'd fuck her, I just wouldn't try holding any conversation past the intelligence level of The Muppets Show with her. Well, she is close with Jeff Hardy, so even I probably wouldn't want whatever the hell diseases they have flowing in them. And the Muppet Show is way too intelligent for them. Maybe Sesame Street or Mister Rogers.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 What did Lawler say about Gorilla? Maybe he wants some Salsa....
Guest CronoT Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Oh God, he's turning into another Triple H. Snipers, you are go for target.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Longest reigning IC champ in the last 7 years. Well thats great. Have a cookie!
Exslade ZX Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Wow..I didn't realize that :/. But I'm an Orton mark so that rule
jester Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Longest reigning IC champ in the last 7 years. Well thats great. Have a cookie! Yeah, that means he's been champ for nearly eight minutes.
Guest CronoT Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Randy Orton: What kind of cookie is it? Can I have milk with it?
Guest ian. Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 He's had a what, 5 month title reign? and thats the longest in seven years? That's rather pathetic.
Guest Choken One Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Like we don't know that Orton dumps HHH in the Royal.
Guest CronoT Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 He's had a what, 5 month title reign? and thats the longest in seven years? That's rather pathetic. So is he.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Well Honky Tonk Man reigned forever as IC Champ and the fans got tired of him after a while too. Thank you Shelton!
The Mandarin Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Why can't Triple H just cut this one-dimensional promo himself?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 He's had a what, 5 month title reign? and thats the longest in seven years? That's rather pathetic. Considering the title changes hands an average of 6-7 times a year (in 1999 like 20 times), I don't find it hard to believe.
Exslade ZX Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 God...I hate his new music. At least compared to his old music..maybe if it was his older gimmick then it would fit..but not as the whole...am. wrestler gimmick.
Guest CronoT Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Gee, a white guy vs. a black guy over a title. Now why does this seem familiar? *cough*WMXIX*cough*
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