Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 World reknowned website and message board TheSmartmarks.com and NBC have reached a deal to showcase various posters in new shows for the upcoming fall season. The announced lineup thus far: Live From New York-TSM poster Bob Barron plays a young man who and lifelong Saturday Night Live fan who is pulled from the audience to be a part of a skit on the show, and winds up stealing the scene, landing himself a job on the show. Bits from dress rehersals, charity events, and the like featuring the SNL cast will be interspersed within the show, which will also deal with Bob handling his newfound fame. Makin' The Scene-Hour long dramedy focusing on two struggling screenwriters (Lord of the Curry and RavishingRickRudo) looking for an idea that will lead to their big break. The hook to this show will be that we'll be taken into the minds of the writers and watch the ideas "acted out" in their thoughts, and we'll see them carried out with the actors playing not only themselves, but major characters in their own brainstorms. Various celebrities will guest star as themselves, and in the roles our two writers envision them as playing. The 'Cut-Set in scenic Connetticut, this sitcom deals with a recent transplant from New York (played by The Dames) and his settling in to his new surroundings. Of course, things aren't that easy, as he has to deal with an offbeat next door neighbor named Dex (Mole) as well as his friends from New York (EQ and Miss Indy Queen) who appear to spend more time with him than they do at home. More to follow, and feel free to add your own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Cooking with IDrinkRatsMilk. Self explanatory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 A show that is able to read my thoughts? That's better suited off on something that will blatnatly show 17 year old female nudity. NBC would cancel me and Rudo's show in two seconds. *THIS JUST IN* HBO has picked up "Makin' The Scene". It's on........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 The Anglesault Hour: Just sit AS in front of a camera for an hour and let him loose. RATINGS baby!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Actually, Anglesault, Dr. Tom, TSA09, Banky, Papacita, Popick and Buffybeast will be the stars of Home Sweet Home, a Real World-esque reality show where they're forced to live together while we film it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 The Darkcyde - Sci-Fi Action, Romance, Courtroom Drama - that stars everyones favorite poster RIPPER~!. Kinda like VIP, except without the bad jokes, more concentration on bootay in stead of Pamela Andersons boobs, and lots of gratuitous sex scenes envolving Ripper. Ripper is the devestatingly handsome lawyer with a typo problem by day, devenstatingly handsome super hero with a typo problem by night. As defense attorny, William Anderson, he defends the worst of the worst criminals. This allows Ripper to flex his acting muscles and yell at witnesses on the stand and go all "The Practice" on them. He wins every case using every underhanded stragedy possible, and also being hated by the city but loved by the criminals, making him incredibly rich. Little do they know is that he uses this money to fund his night time vigilantism, taking out the very guilty criminals that he got off. Endowed with strength and speed like on other man (think The matrix...the first one...not the other two) Ripper is a known only as...well...Ripper...to the underworld, where he is feared. The piolet features guest stars Halle Berry and Gina Torres as lesbian lovers who pick up men and kill them after a night of menage tois-esque sex. Ripper gets them off...in more ways than one...first in the court room, then in the bedroom. He is then met with a conflict when he actually develops some feelings for Roxxy(Torres) and must decide between his vigilantistic life that he swore to uphold or this really REALLY hot woman. Tune in and find out what he does. Written by : Ripper, Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard. *rated TV-MA* *viewer disgression advised* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 When you said "get them off"........I.......I thought you meant something in terms of legal speak. I wasn't prepared for the other scenario. BTW, Ripper- I DEMAND a "Rippers True Hollywood Stories" series. DEMAND. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Doogie Malibu MD: Young Prodigy Doogie Malibu becomes a doctor at a local gynecologists office, his throughts are chronicaled in his online journal... *cue Doogie Howser music* July 9th 2004: First day on the job... I can't believe I get paid for this. Jully 19th 2004: I can't believe that I am going to say this but... I've gotten sick of the pussy... I... I don't know what to believe any more... there was nothing in California Dreams or Saved by the Bell that could prepare me for such a thing... WWZMD? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 The Fanz Starring Downhome and Deon Dark, this is a heartwarming family show about two wrestling fans who love the sport, no matter what. If the show is shitty, they'll find ways to love it. Tune in every Friday nights at 9pm on ABC to see what justifications they'll come up with next. This week on The Fanz: Downhome finds Deon Dark watching John Tenta vs Ray Traylor from Great American Bash 96. Downhome: Hey Deon, whatcha watchin'? Deon: Tenta vs Traylor, G.A.B 96. Downhome: I love that match. Deon: I know. You're such a huge wrestling fan. Downhome: I know. So are you. RATINGS~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Smark Eye for the Fan Guy: Join the Smarky Five (Anglesault, RavishingRickRudo, SpacemanSpiff, TrebleCharged, and bob_barron) as they take your everyday, normal, casual wrestling fan and try to turn him into a business knowing, hardcore insider smark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Gamin'-Lightning Flik stars as a drifter who makes his way from city to city, getting by on his ability to win at any video game thrown at him. Along the way, Flik touches the lives of those he comes into contact with, and uses his powers for the cause of good. Think The Incredible Hulk meets The Wizard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Mole and Banky: Mole was a misfit on his own planet because of his sense of humor. So the humorless Olans sent him off to study Canadians, whose "crazy" customs they had never been able to understand. Mole landed, in a giant eggshell near Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. There he was befriended by pretty Banky Edwards, a clerk at the music store run by his father, Frederick. Mole looked human, but his strange mixture of Olan and Earthling customs--such as wearing a suit, but putting it on backwards, or sitting in a chair, but upside down--led most people to think of him as just as some kind of nut. Banky knew where he came from, and helped him adjust to Canada's strange ways. He also let him stay in the attic of his apartment house, which scandalized his conservative father, but not his swinging grandmother, Cora. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 This week on The Fanz......... Trouble errupts in the apartment when Deon can't find out who took his Best of Rico Constantino tape. *Golden Girls Theme Plays* *Rico runs into the living room, a concerned look on his face* *Downhome is sitting on the couch wearing a "I (Heart) Wrestling" shirt* Downhome: Man Rico, you look stressed out. I haven't seen that great of an emotional sell-job since Ric Flair returned to Greenborough the night the Four Horsemen were reunited. I just love Ric Flair. He's the best. Rico: I've lost my Best of Rico tape! Downhome: Don't you have another one? Rico: I've actually got twelve more, but that's not the point. I want to watch this one because it's got this AMAZING match between Rico and Randy Orton from OVW that is totally a ***** match. Downhome: I've seen that one already. Rico: Well of course you have. *Knock on the door* Rico and Downhome: Now who could that be? *Door opens and in walks -ib-* -ib-: Hey guys, just thought you'd want this tape back now that I'm done watching it. *Wide smile breaks across Deon's face* Deon: Oh, -ib-, you were the one who took my tape. You rascal! -ib: I couldn't resist. After all, I'm a big fan of professional wrestling. Downhome: Really? So are we! *Roll credits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 It's missing a show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 These Are The Days-This show marks the return of the TNBC lineup (along with Saved By The Bell:The New Class College Years). Zack Malibu plays Zack, a popular high school kid who just got dumped by his girlfriend and finds himself falling for the foreign exchange student (WelshJerichoMark) that has come to stay with his family! Sandman9000, Jay Z. Hollywood, CWM, CanadianChick and The Superstar also star as Zack's classmates and confidants, each with their own distinctive personalities that may or may not cause more trouble for Zack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 The Czech Republic can star in Makin' the Scene as an associate of RRR and LoTC. However he has his own agenda as he schemes and plots various, sometimes WACKY~ ways to hijack their ideas for himself and his own writing career, only to foiled every time out by other various friends (to be casted). TCR doesn't want to hurt them necessarily, but has no choice as he struggles to support his costly addiction to hookers and gambling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Hot Catch Phrase: "Czech, Please!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 It's missing a show... Featuring Agent, Nevermortal and Thumbtack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Hot Catch Phrase: "Czech, Please!" His nickname on the show can be "The Czech", a play on The Cheat. Every time he comes up with what he thinks is the perfect plan, he screams "Czechmate!" and laughs maniacally. Then he pulls out a $50 and gives it to a hooker before we cut to the next scene. It can be a running joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 To which he says "Cheque please!" and we say "Czech PLEASE" and then we disco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 I claim a news roundtable on Sunday Mornings with me, Marney, Tyler, and ohhh Ripper. Marney and I are allowed lots of guns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Speaking of disco... Rush-The title of this show comes from it's setting, a nightclub in the heart of Boston. This hour long show provides elements of action, comedy and drama as it focuses on the club scene, and in particular the DJ at our "homebase" (played by Kotz). Keeping his eyes open while his ears are attracted to the sounds he spins, our DJ finds himself getting mixed up in capers far too often for his liking. Rounding out the cast is Sass as head club bouncer "XL", Agent Of Oblivion as Simon, the bouncer with a chip on his shoulder, and WrestlingDeacon as club owner Quentin Dash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 The Gosunkugi Timeslot Filler Super Show Watch Gosunkugi in what would have been a talk show, except every relevant poster on TSM wants absolutely nothing to do with him. It eventually degenerates into Gosunkugi attempting to trade witty banter with a peice of paper with the words "Zack Malibu" written on it, but then the paper itself blows away, and Gosunkugi just breaks down and cries. That's the Gosunkugi Timeslot Filler Super Show, every Sunday at 4:30 AM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted May 17, 2004 It Can Happen to You" : The reality TV show that follows Astro the 22 year old man who is battling impotence. This special 8 week summer fill in will feature numberous hospital visits, fun with penile clamps, and lots and lots of hot woman who fail to arouse Astro- --Watch Astro rise to the occation in the big Season Finale cumming Aug. 9th!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Booooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 As long as I get to humiliate that bitch in Boston every week, I'm in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Glad to see you picked up on why I set you there, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 17, 2004 "Guide to Creating Stupid Topics with BBCW/Man of 1,004 Modes" Self explanitory really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2004 It Can Happen to You" : The reality TV show that follows Astro the 22 year old man who is battling impotence. This special 8 week summer fill in will feature numberous hospital visits, fun with penile clamps, and lots and lots of hot woman who fail to arouse Astro- --Watch Astro rise to the occation in the big Season Finale cumming Aug. 9th!!!! This would be riveting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted May 17, 2004 Booooooo -urns? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
