Hardcore Discussion's WW...uh...wrestling

[Guest FrigidSoul]

The names of wrestlers and their company spoken about have been changed so TSM doesn't get sued up the wah-zoo

 

Recently World Wrestling Stuff held their PPV "FudgeMent Day". As you know its commented by Oklahoma native; Cowboy Dan and Tennessee Native; Dirty Old Man

 

First up was Paco Mysteria and Ronnie Van Dugan vs The Dudder Boys. Paco ran off the ropes and hit the (name of move removed for legal issues), which allowed the dangerous Ronnie Van Dugan to climb the top rope and finish it off with the (name of move removed for legal issues).

 

Next on the card we saw two women wrestle. I don't want the Women's Rights activists hounding TSM so we'll just say it was a well scripted match where both competitors came out, gave it their all, and left with as much respect as they had going into it.

 

Afterwards Freddy 2 Funky comes out and awaits his mystery opponent. The opponent turns out to be a new face named Morty. Morty is really scary you see...if we give anymore details we open ourselves up for legal action. Freddy hits a bulldog to set up his infamous finisher the (name of move removed for legal issues)! However it was no sold and Morty just squashes him.

 

Next up the Tag Titles were on the line. It was Hardcore Henry and Bobby Gunn vs Chico and Chucky Fass. Chico plays the role of a man who likes other men. There is nothing wrong with this at all. We want to say that so the Gay and Lesbian organisations don't later sue. Quite frankly though there's too much questionable material to describe and we'll just say that Chico and Chucky defended their titles succesfully.

 

Now comes the return match of Choto vs Janice. TSM doesn't condone abuse towards women at all and will simply state Choto left as Cruserweight Champion.

 

(US Title match can not be mentioned due to legalities following the war over in the Mid East.)

 

OverGiver vs Biiker T. Biiker T throws dirt on OverGiver but it has no effect. Biiker knocks Over to the mat but OverGiver does his (name of move removed for legal issues) then chokeslams Biiker before finishing him off with the (name of move removed for legal issues). Stupid OverGiver always burrying the talent

 

Finally the Main Event. Ernie Guerrero vs BardShaw. It just ends up a 20min match of Ernie bleeding and BardShaw being a big racial meanie(WHICH WE DON'T CONDONE!) thus setting up a rematch.

 

Overall Fudgement Day was bad and the WWS has done better.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Whatever mind altering drug FrigidSoul is on I want two helpings of.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Message Board Political Satire....

 

*head explodes*

 

...*in a fashion completely different from all other head explosions that have taken place on film and/or television*

[Ripper 0]

Well that was a metallic substance...

[Lord of The Curry 0]

So is Ronnie Van Dugan a crackhead?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Crack is an illegal substance and by saying Ronnie Van Dugan is a crackhead TSM can be sued for liable damages. We'll just say he's happy.

[NYU 0]

Frigid, you're crazy.....

 

......the fudge people are going to start suing TSM at any second.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I approve of this.

 

For now.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Is this a wrestling thread.

[Slayer 0]

I give this thread &&&&1/2

[Nighthawk 0]

Pretty funny, but I couldn't read it all. Maybe I would have if I still had my ear on the wrestling tracks.

[Slayer 0]

Also, has anyone seen Scawtt Keath's rant on this?

 

I'm curious to what he had to say

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Hehe....'Fudge'.

[k thx 0]

Phil Liverpool should have been on the card.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Can someone post a media link to this? I want to see Ernie's bladejob. I heard he bled a 1.2 on the Moto Scale.

[k thx 0]

Prediction: this thread will have exploded by the morning as people falsely think they can be funny and cool simply by slightly changing someones name.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I agree with dave.

[Slayer 0]

Shave is right

[k thx 0]

Thanks Mrs Puss

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Vhat?

[Nighthawk 0]

Cuck my sock.

[Slayer 0]

I don't like AgedCollegeGrappling's attitude

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Then step into the circled-square and lets settle this.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Prediction: this thread will have exploded by the morning as people falsely think they can be funny and cool simply by slightly changing someones name.

Creative posters will see there were more jokes than just the name change one. The fact those posters don't come here though makes me agree with you and die just a little on the inside.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Eh. Good idea for a parody, but I think it ran out of steam pretty quickly, and you're running the Olympic Mile with something that's not really a big deal anyway.

 

*1/2

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I blame other people for it not being as good as it could have been. Its not my fault and it never is damnit.

[Slayer 0]

Eh. Good idea for a parody, but I think it ran out of steam pretty quickly, and you're running the Olympic Mile with something that's not really a big deal anyway.

 

*1/2

Dammit, now Scott Keith's going to sue

 

The whole point of this thread was to AVOID the lawsuits

[Dr. Tom 0]

Dammit, now Scott Keith's going to sue

 

The whole point of this thread was to AVOID the lawsuits

He'll make more money that way then by selling crappy books, so fair play to him.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*1/2

Dammit, now Scott Keith's going to sue

Don't you be talking bout him here, HE HAS HIS OWN MESSAGEBOARD

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

The names of wrestlers and their company spoken about have been changed so TSM doesn't get sued up the wah-zoo

 

Recently World Wrestling Stuff held their PPV "FudgeMent Day". As you know its commented by Oklahoma native; Cowboy Dan and Tennessee Native; Dirty Old Man

 

First up was Paco Mysteria and Ronnie Van Dugan vs The Dudder Boys. Paco ran off the ropes and hit the (name of move removed for legal issues), which allowed the dangerous Ronnie Van Dugan to climb the top rope and finish it off with the (name of move removed for legal issues).

 

Next on the card we saw two women wrestle. I don't want the Women's Rights activists hounding TSM so we'll just say it was a well scripted match where both competitors came out, gave it their all, and left with as much respect as they had going into it.

 

Afterwards Freddy 2 Funky comes out and awaits his mystery opponent. The opponent turns out to be a new face named Morty. Morty is really scary you see...if we give anymore details we open ourselves up for legal action. Freddy hits a bulldog to set up his infamous finisher the (name of move removed for legal issues)! However it was no sold and Morty just squashes him.

 

Next up the Tag Titles were on the line. It was Hardcore Henry and Bobby Gunn vs Chico and Chucky Fass. Chico plays the role of a man who likes other men. There is nothing wrong with this at all. We want to say that so the Gay and Lesbian organisations don't later sue. Quite frankly though there's too much questionable material to describe and we'll just say that Chico and Chucky defended their titles succesfully.

 

Now comes the return match of Choto vs Janice. TSM doesn't condone abuse towards women at all and will simply state Choto left as Cruserweight Champion.

 

(US Title match can not be mentioned due to legalities following the war over in the Mid East.)

 

OverGiver vs Biiker T. Biiker T throws dirt on OverGiver but it has no effect. Biiker knocks Over to the mat but OverGiver does his (name of move removed for legal issues) then chokeslams Biiker before finishing him off with the (name of move removed for legal issues). Stupid OverGiver always burrying the talent

 

Finally the Main Event. Ernie Guerrero vs BardShaw. It just ends up a 20min match of Ernie bleeding and BardShaw being a big racial meanie(WHICH WE DON'T CONDONE!) thus setting up a rematch.

 

Overall Fudgement Day was bad and the WWS has done better.

All things going on around this place, this may quite possibly be the greatest message board post I've ever seen. Of course Tom would rate it poorly, it makes him and his cronies look like a bunch of self-aborbed prudish cocksuckers. I'd downplay its hilarity if I was in his position as well. Obviously Nikjohns hasn't seen it as it hasn't been editted yet.