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The Lita transformation..

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Guest M. Harry Smilac

Lita is looking more and more like Chyna lately.

 

Her face particularly her cheeks just seem bigger and more manly.I also noticed on Raw when she was talking to Matt her arms are looking a little buff now.

 

So did Lita get in to HHH's special stash of YJStinger and start hitting the weights? :D

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Maybe she's building up and that dream I had with her dressing up like Kane did when he first came into WWF will come true.

 

Lita with a Kane Mask on = GOLD!

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Lita with a Kane Mask on = GOLD!

Lita with Kanes mask on would end alot of our suffering, also while where at it why not have something stupid happen so she cant talk anymore, or wrestle....Then I wouldnt mind her at all :D

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Lita is very attractive...from the right angles.

 

The WWE cameras just have to learn the correct angles to shoot her face and avoid the ones that make her look like a lab test blew up in front of her.

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Lita is looking more and more like Chyna lately.

I was thinking the same thing about Victoria. When she came out Monday and did her little dance, I saw her big biceps and thought, is Chyna back???

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Yeah, that's what Lita needs. More chemicals in her system. She already sounds like C.C. Deville of Poison.

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Hmmm..I wonder when everyone started to hate her, and think she was ugly.

 

Because regardless of what anyone says, there was a point, not even that long where she was like the most popular diva. She was actually hot, and anywhere you looked in the crowd on RAW, there was a Lita sign. And best yet...she could actually wrestle some.

 

Now she can't really wrestle worth a shit....we still haven't seen her hurracarana which after watching a Lita vid was kind of cool. I guess when you aren't able to wrestle anymore...you automatically become ugly. I don't find her as hot anymore...but I also don't find her as ugly as half the people on the board make her seem...

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Guest Coffey

Well, when she left with her injury, all the other women wrestlers, thanks to Fit Finley, surpassed her in terms of ring work. Of course, Lita was never really that good, she just had her crowd popping spots like everyone else.

 

I still don't think she's ugly. It just depends on the outfit/make-up for the day. Obviously she is not as naturally beautiful as some of the other women in WWE, but she looks good when WWE wants her too.

 

I think her new attire/entrance makes her less appealing to me. Then you throw in botched spots and shitty acting, and you have the current incarnation of Lita. If you go back to the days of when she was wearing lingerie in the hotel with Dean Malenko or when she was modeling bikini's at WWF New York though, that's a different story.

 

She still has a nice body. I could do without the shitty tattooes though.

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I never found Lita attractive, at least not in the face, to me Lita is a great example of Butterface, Everything is good but her face.

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I think Lita's hot. She and Stacy Keibler are the only ones who aren't Miss Plastic Fantastic.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Oddly enough, Lita and Stacy are probably the two divas I'd want to put bags over their faces.

 

Stacy is way too fucking over-rated because she has a plump rear end and nothing else. Lita is just a nightmare. I'd rather have Synn on TV than Lita.

 

I don't know how people can say Lita is hot. Even back in 2000 I never found her one bit attractive.

 

And yes, she's had at least one boob job before.

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Oddly enough, Lita and Stacy are probably the two divas I'd want to put bags over their faces.

 

Stacy is way too fucking over-rated because she has a plump rear end and nothing else. Lita is just a nightmare. I'd rather have Synn on TV than Lita.

 

Man I hope JHawk skims over that post and pardons you for that. Anyway I didn't watch RAW but I've never found Lita really that attractive either, while I think Stacy's face is awesome.

 

And yes, she's had at least one boob job before.

 

But haven't we all these days?

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

I'm not going to get into another 3 page argument over the matter, but I'll just say everyone has different opinions.

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Well yeah, that'd be a Grade A waste of time. Each to his own, but I heard Flair was very pleased with his recent boob job, got the jiggle down and everything... they did a good job.

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I think Lita's hot. She and Stacy Keibler are the only ones who aren't Miss Plastic Fantastic.

You do realize that Lita has had at least three boob jobs, don't you?

Then she went to a bloody excellent surgeon, is all I can say. Look natural to me as opposed to the rest of the female rosters' "Look, I have two lumps of flesh-coloured Play-Do attached to my chest!"

 

Yee-uck.

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If you go back to the days of when she was wearing lingerie in the hotel with Dean Malenko or when she was modeling bikini's at WWF New York though, that's a different story.

That skit with Dean actually stuck in my mind, as she looked particulary good, especially in Lingerie.

 

Then I wept for Dean.

 

Edit: How's that, I accidentally typed 'he' when referring to Lita. omgz ironic

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I think Lita's hot. She and Stacy Keibler are the only ones who aren't Miss Plastic Fantastic.

You do realize that Lita has had at least three boob jobs, don't you?

Then she went to a bloody excellent surgeon, is all I can say. Look natural to me as opposed to the rest of the female rosters' "Look, I have two lumps of flesh-coloured Play-Do attached to my chest!"

 

Yee-uck.

You quite obviously have never seen a womans breasts up close before. Don't lie, it's ok. Come on now, did you not notice how both of her breasts are perfectly symetrical and circular? Real boobs don't do that.

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Oddly enough, Lita and Stacy are probably the two divas I'd want to put bags over their faces.

 

Stacy is way too fucking over-rated because she has a plump rear end and nothing else. Lita is just a nightmare. I'd rather have Synn on TV than Lita.

The hell? Stacy has a cute face. I don't want her to have a boob job, but she is too thin. Why you'd want to cover one of her best qualities I don't know. Although at times Stacy appears to have man-hands. =P

 

When King was gushing over Lita during the Rios days, I didn't get it then. I still don't get what people saw her in her. She's got a nice body, but that's about it. Everything else about her is the pits. Plus the tattoos and tongue ring are turn-offs for me.

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You quite obviously have never seen a womans breasts up close before. Don't lie, it's ok. Come on now, did you not notice how both of her breasts are perfectly symetrical and circular? Real boobs don't do that.

???

 

Yeah. You evidently know all about my sex life... O...Kay then...

 

Compare Lita's breasts with those of all the other females on the roster (bar Jazz and Stacy). Lita's move. The others don't. They look far more real to me than anyone elses (again, bar Jazz and Stacy, but there ain't much there to look at in their cases). You may disagree, but in my opinion if Lita has had a boob job then her surgeon was much better than, say, Trish's.

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Trish looks more natural than Lita to me.

Most of the time, Trish is a push-up bra shoving them over the top of her shirt. I've yet to see an ugly shot of Trish and considering I'm more attracted to red heads than blondes, it's shocking I'd pick Trish over Lita in the hotness catergory.

 

Course from certain angles, Lita might be the best looking female on the roster...the problem is you can't count on those angles every time she is on screen.

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Guest Repo Man Reborn

Trish seems like a hobbit at times, but put her in a pair of jeans and she is SMOK'IN HOT.

 

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Stacy. Her ass is more over than 50% of the roster.

 

 

 

Lita is a man, man.

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Guest MissMattitude

O/T but has Molly had a boob job, I don't think she has but I'm not sure.

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Compare Lita's breasts with those of all the other females on the roster (bar Jazz and Stacy). Lita's move. The others don't.

Victoria and Molly's for certain jiggle, but that's not a reliable criteria anyway, because as we've seen Trish has her's pushed WAAAY up (compare to Raw X, where they weren't and frankly looked much better to me that way).

 

I'll take a stab in the dark and say that Gail's are real, too.

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Guest Vitamin X
I don't know how people can say Lita is hot. Even back in 2000 I never found her one bit attractive.

Yeah but in all fairness you probably hadn't hit puberty yet.

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