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Guest MikeSC
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Discuss this monumental event.

Was it sticky?

Did it have a funny smell?

-=Mike

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
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I hope you've washed your hand since.

 

Or perhaps you'll keep your hand in a freezer and use it against him in years to come.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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I hope you've washed your hand since.

 

Or perhaps you'll keep your hand in a freezer and use it against him in years to come.

"Oh, I hope you've washed your fucking hand since." Exactly what I was going to say.

 

Doc, what kind of event was this anyway?

Guest FrigidSoul
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Clinton remains the best president of my lifetime. He did alot for the economy and was just an absolute player.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I wish I was so vein as to constantly brag about my convocation and graduation process. Really, does anyone care? Is it more important because of your Ivy league status? Judging by your posts of late, you're an even bigger whore than Clinton.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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bah it's not like any of you shook WAYNE GRETZKY'S hand!

 

THAT is way cooler.

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I hope you've washed your hand since.

 

Or perhaps you'll keep your hand in a freezer and use it against him in years to come.

"Oh, I hope you've washed your fucking hand since." Exactly what I was going to say.

 

Doc, what kind of event was this anyway?

Don't you ever sleep/go to school etc?

 

You're on here almost every hour of the day. I find this mildly disconcerting.

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I wish I was so vein as to constantly brag about my convocation and graduation process. Really, does anyone care? Is it more important because of your Ivy league status? Judging by your posts of late, you're an even bigger whore than Clinton.

Whatever, killer, you know you're just jealous. I'm just trying to start a topic of interest about something important that happened today. Doesn't seem to bother anyone else.

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Maybe others just aren't saying anything.

 

(gathers footage showing the THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people Clinton has shaken hands with at various events)

 

Or maybe it's just not that interesting.

 

Oh, and saying others are jealous only reaffirms the masturbatory reasoning for the creation of this thread.

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Ok. Maybe if saying others were jealous.

 

Not saying Banky is. All he does is look for instances where I mention what's going on in my life and then point out how I'm talking about it. Hey, this is what my life is. Sorry if I mention it. If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye.

 

People post about what is going on in their lives. This is my life. I'm certainly not going to fucking apologize for it.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye.

a. the thread was created for comedic reasons

 

b. i'm a nobody because I stock produce for a summer job? maybe I was being too humble, but I also graduated from University. I just didn't whip out my cock and gizz out several posts about it like you have.

 

It flabergasts me that people can go and graduate from an "Ivy league" school yet have no clue about interacting with other people. I hope your "Ivy League" degree keeps you warm at night, it won't be until you knock that superiority chip of your shoulder that you'll resemble anything close to a decent human being.

Guest netslob
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If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye.

 

OH, so people who stock shelves are NOBODIES, huh, Joe College? :P

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