Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 8, 2004 What a horrible thought. Alf having kids... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2004 Fuck you, charliewardwasmurdered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 8, 2004 What a horrible thought. Alf having kids... You're right In that case I would have his abortions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2004 BREAKING NEWS: FRIGIDSOUL AND ZACK MALIBU CAUGHT IN LOVE TRIANGLE WITH ALFDOGG! KOTZENJUNGE WINS FIRST PICK IN LANDSLIDE! ANGLESAULT TURNS ANYWHERE BETWEEN 18 AND 25! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2004 If I had a uterus and overies and stuff I would have Alf's babies I know a guy in Paraguay if you are serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2004 ...this is no good. A vote for Malibu is a vote for ass sex. With boys. We do not. We do have rhythym though, in case you finally decide you need it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2004 Team Kotzenjunge has so much rhythm, yes, that's right, your socks will indeed be rocked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Did Cartman vote for Frigid Soul. Yes he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 ...this is no good. A vote for Malibu is a vote for ass sex. With boys. We do not. We do have rhythym though, in case you finally decide you need it. I've got all the rhythym I need. I only utilize it in the bedroom, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 At least pick someone accurate and put Elvis Costello's head in my place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 I don't make these for just anyone, you know. Be grateful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 He's right. I know I'm not getting my own acceptance picture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 That reminds me, Thanks for those two that you made me. They were great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Sorry Frigid, I couldn't find any good Danny Ainge pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 You mean Larry Bird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 In the spring of 2002, the board at TheSmartMarks.com was opened, and thousands set sail for forums.thesmartmarks.com. They came in search of the Internet Dream. One of them found it in the flame-ridden folder of Hardcore Discussion... posts, stroke, and adoration beyond his wildest dreams. He was Patrick Spoon. The world will remember him by a different name... KOTZENJUNGE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Shortly afterwards Kotzenjunge would meet his partner in crime. They would go on to combine like Voltron and become SPOONY JOSEPH POPICK With their powers combined, they were teh ghey vote for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 You dared ruin a Scarface-inspired post. That alone is grounds for people to cast you out into the wilderness as a uncouth beast, ill-suited for civilization. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 FrigidSoul: Johnson2k4. Kotz: Pseudo-intellectual. Make the right choice. Paid for by Friends of Patrick Spoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 At this current post, I'd just like to point out that Team Malibu is out in the lead with 17 votes, followed by Team Kotz at 15, with Team FridgeSoul having 10, and Team 'Saulty only having 9. ...I voted Malibu btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 I like BUTT sex. With boys. SEE!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 I like BUTT sex. With girls. Indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 In the spring of 2002, the board at TheSmartMarks.com was opened, and thousands set sail for forums.thesmartmarks.com. They came in search of the Internet Dream. One of them found it in the flame-ridden folder of Hardcore Discussion... posts, stroke, and adoration beyond his wildest dreams. He was Patrick Spoon. The world will remember him by a different name... KOTZENJUNGE. Does this story end like Selena? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 There's a little something I like to call "momentum." Some people here have it, some people here need it, some people here think it's that movie that goes backwards. Kotzenjunge's days of the Establishment, Abbey Party, and girlfriends with yeast infections are over. He's a shadow of his former self, now just obsessing over Kylie and talking about classic cars. He lost his momentum. FrigidSoul was hated, even banned, brought back, and became one of the most popular posters with his suberb wit and biting sarcasm. FrigidSoul has momentum. If you're looking for a choice, the choice is clear. Go with the good choice. The cool choice. The frigid choice. Paid for by Friends of FrigidSoul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 A vote for Zack Malibu is a vote for John Bradshaw Leyfield winning the WWE Title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 The following has been paid for by Friends of Kotzenjunge Do you like girls? Girls with big breasts and round buttox? How about cars? Cars that go fast? Do you like music? Music that will make you groove? Then vote for Kotzenjunge. Thinking of voting for Zack Malibu? Let's take a look at him: his idea of grooving music is Vanilla Ice. That's right, he has a gay crush on JAxlMorrison. He has also made no attempt to hide his relations with both Canadian Chick and Welsh Jericho Mark, both of whom are underage. A vote for Zack Malibu encourages pedophilia. And who else was a pedophile? Prince Paul. Zack Malibu is Prince Paul. Don't vote for Prince Paul. Prince Paul bad. Paid for by Friends of Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Would you put a pervert in charge of your schools? Would you place a criminal in a position to lead your loved ones? FACT: Kotz likes to fap while looking at little boys, and was caught doing so. He may have served his time...but do you want him serving for you? Paid for by the committee to get FrigidSoul the first overall pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 FrigidSoul can't get laid. Would you put a eunuch in charge? Kotzenjunge: sess mashine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Hey, put Weird Al back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
