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Man, when it's actually a proper time for Mike to dissect us all and dish out lame insults, he STILL can't get it right. Team ChokenSault blows so badly.

       -=Mike

I can never bash my second, secret account. That'd be wrong.

-=Mike

Then bash ME, mofo. Team ChokenSault has to get SOME offense in here, otherwise I might start feeling sorry for you guys.

-=Mike

Do you have a desperate desire for attention? Do you often scream out at work "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"? Does this begging plea for attention show symptoms of a much deeper problem?

 

I'm just asking. I don't really care enough to check.

-=Mike

...I guess my Team is cooler than yours because we don't care...

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Yeah, pretty much what I read on the first page.

 

Frigid's team is a bunch of gay punk ass high school kids

Zack...ain't saying shit bout right now, he's still cool

 

Kot's biggest joke was the state. If he couldn't manage his own clique, what made him think he could do this again.

 

douchebags...

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

On behalf of Team SUCK, Mr. Piss can have Kinghwatshisname.

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Guest MikeSC
Mike, we should start preaching conservative thoughts (okay im libertarian, but i can pretend) and we'll annoy everyone

 

Bring the CE Hate baby!

That would require one to work with the assumption of the possibility of comprehension of anything more complex than dick jokes or mama insults.

Kyliejunge Posted on Jun 10 2004, 02:25 AM

  Oh snap.

 

-=Mike 

Kyliejunge Posted on Jun 10 2004, 02:25 AM

  I find your odious smell offensive to the senses.

 

-= Mike 

We have Team Kylie's head posting for this team. Do we "win" by default?

 

And if we don't win money, why should we care?

-=Mike

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As the only member of Team Zack active, I formally request that Kingofthe909 be traded to us.

No trade, you'll just get him. I won't damn anyone on Team Malibu to be on Team ChokenSault.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
As the only member of Team Zack active, I formally request that Kingofthe909 be traded to us.

No trade, you'll just get him. I won't damn anyone on Team Malibu to be on Team ChokenSault.

I already said he can have him. HUZZAH!

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I'm just stating stuff.

 

I don't know, but I like to have my woman with nice teeth, not something I see from a horse.

 

I'm wonderin, does she live in a stable, with the rest of her family?

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Dear god I can't wait for AlfDogg's contribution. Coupled with the overall shiteness of TeamFrigidWoman, the draft split will bomb and Alf's mom will have to come live in my basement again.

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Popick, you miserable scumfuck, I assume you care little for what I do to your mother's dirty parts. Enjoy rotting in hell!

Now Inc, we know what happened to Popick's beautiful fiance, Jenni, and how the situation escalated after a few simple, un-fucking-necessary remarks. Something terrible may have happened to his mother (rape, giving birth) and you saying these awful things may cause another struggle of popickual proportions.

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Don't tell me to watch out Superstar, Team Kotzenjunge's got all the dance cred it needs with me. I'd worry about your team of metal freaks and shut-ins.

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Caboose's talents would have been appreciated on Team Kotzenjunge.

 

... or we'd kick his ass and pantse him for being an embarassment to other good British posters, like our own Murmuring Beast.

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