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Guest Dynamite Kido

Surprisingly nobody is courting me to join their teams for my vast knowledge and expertise.........nevermind....that's actually not that surprising.......I hate you all.

 

*runs away and cries*

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Slayer is like an amalgamation of all the worst posting traits of many well established posters.

we should expect him to start using amalgamation in a sentence anytime now.

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Guest BDC
Slayer is like an amalgamation of all the worst posting traits of many well established posters.

Better than being you, though.

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Guest BDC
Well, you're certainly a nice fit for team ChokenSault.

Oh, just figured I'd give it a shot since I hadn't entered the fray yet.

 

I take it was a good one?

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Guest BDC
No, I'm an amalgamation of all the somewhat good posting traits of many well established posters.

More like... more like....

 

Ah, dammit.

 

You suck.

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Seeing that I'd soundly won the first day of fighting, I went to sleep.

 

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The mighty JSYK has been holding things up for Team Kotzenjunge during my absence, along with

 

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Lord of the Curry and

 

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David Schwimmer, who also assisted in their own inimitable ways.

 

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FrigidSoul's team has failed to mount any kind of offense.

 

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Zack Malibu's team has yet to master toilet training (a hazard of picking such a young and, frankly, dumb team), so they haven't posed any kind of threat other than there being so damned many of them around.

 

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Team ChokenSault never really got out of the gate.

 

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However, I have returned to lead my team to continued greatness in light of the new "You're an idiot" insult front.

 

Excelsior, and for the rest of the teams, that means "WE R KOOL LETZ GO YAY W00T!!!!!!1111111"

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You know, at least with a Magic tournament Kotz would be out with other people. We're just sitting at our computers talking shit to each other. I don't know who the loser's supposed to be here.

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Team Malibu's latest draft pick is here! At least it'll be more useful than the people currently on the team.

It would be more useful. I don't want to have to possibly hurt Ripper when I feel like throwing something at your head.

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It's gonna be crazy when the prevailing gimmick annoyance in this folder once again becomes using *words* to say your piece. Man, the very idea of that is fucking frightening.

You and your team have clearly mastered that, with all the Cockstrider and Popick pictures.

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I only hope that one day I can have the skills required to create a banner the caliber of NY Untouchable's.

:wub:

 

Nice compliment. Is that a glow-stick I see in your front pocket?

 

Kotz HAS been teaching you well.

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.....what else CAN we use besides dick and homosexual jokes?

 

Hmmmm.....

 

......I got it! COMEDIC GOLD!

 

Did you know Justsoyouknow sounds A LOT like justsoyoublow? Which is a little homo....

 

.....

 

shit!

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
.....what else CAN we use besides dick and homosexual jokes?

 

Hmmmm.....

 

......I got it! COMEDIC GOLD!

 

Did you know Justsoyouknow sounds A LOT like justsoyoublow? Which is a little homo....

 

.....

 

shit!

No homophobia in my Trailer Park.

 

Consider this your first strike.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Banky's the overpowering government's military watching the urban squabbling amongst gangs in all of this.

No, I'm the delusional drunk bastard who thinks he has power, but really can't do shit. But thats bteween you and me.

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Guest MikeSC
Can some other team PLEASE sign me on for the league minimum? I have some form of useness...I guess.

No --- you don't.

-=Mike

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