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Next stop: Bayside High and their class of six!

 

I don't think we need to kill Team CockAssault - they're doing a good job killing themselves without our help.

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I hope DerangedHermit and the rest of Team FrigidSoul get some vague affliction or sickness, like a really itchy bug bite or perhaps anemia.

Wow.

 

Just Wow.

 

Yeah, I ain't going that low.

 

Yo yo yo you here what I'm sayin', Kotenjunkie? =)

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You being addicted to pussy is like the poorest man in the world being addicted to drugs. The drug of choice/looks of the women gets better and more expensive until you're just too poor or too ugly to get your fix.

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It's 3:05 am and I come home to find Rando on Team Malibu. Awesome.

 

Elsewhere at 3:05 am, Team Kotz is being lured to an underground gay sex club under the impression they're "raving". Hilarity ensues when Kotz mistakes sparkling nipple clamps for glowstick piercings.

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Guest JacK

Zack Malibu (owner and proprietor of many an underground gay sex club) sends out attractice lesbians in the hope of luring stylish and classy people (ie Team Kotz) to his establishments, in the hope of torturing them until they join his team. However, paradoxically, the only torture sick and twisted enough to allow this is to actually be on Team Malibu in the first place.

 

It's all for naught though, because it's just too easy to recognize Zack's club's logo - a man totally naked but for a jacket not unlike this one:

 

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UYI, judging by Fook's sig, it's at least three, you lying, lying man.

Two. Fook & JSYK.

 

Do not try to comprehend my love, infidel.

You love CWM too, apparently.

 

And I can comprehend your love if I use my illusion.

Hey look, he's trying to be witty.

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UYI, judging by Fook's sig, it's at least three, you lying, lying man.

Two. Fook & JSYK.

 

Do not try to comprehend my love, infidel.

You love CWM too, apparently.

 

And I can comprehend your love if I use my illusion.

Hey look, he's trying to be witty.

Hey look, you're an uppity homo 'Taker mark.

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Team Kotzenjunge is running like an Audi at LeMans. The rest of these teams are just the Morgan.

 

(flames that require people to do research to be offended by rule)

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I have never had an addiction to sleeping pills. Although I have been addicted to pussy a lot lately.

 

 

Saying that...maybe I *should* be on Kotz's team.

You, sir, are a massive tool.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
-iB- trying to be witty is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

 

-------BL-OW-N----O---F-F------

I actually wasn't trying to be witty, you piece of shit.

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Then you were trying to be . . . what? As blunt as a sack of wet leather? Your insults are all so base an unoriginal, incescent repetition means they lose all meaning.

Perhaps you should've left out the 'homo' part, it kind of degraded any meaning and originality that post could've had to the sea of Malibusian insults.

 

Bah, you're both unoriginal. Blown off? Well duh. Why not restate the obvious numerous more times.

 

Oi and Kotz they wouldn't be able to understand that even if they were capable of research.

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We're witnessing the Evolution of JacK these last few days. He's gone from unknown to annoying unknown. Kudos to you, good sir!

Go Prep.

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We're witnessing the Evolution of JacK these last few days. He's gone from unknown to annoying unknown. Kudos to you, good sir!

Yet you know my avatar history dating back 6 months to a year.

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Not too many people put ragingly gay people in their avatar.

 

Oh, and go ahead and feel free to critique my avatar, since I can already predict that's what you'd use as fuel for your next "insult". The worst kind of a flamer is a predictable one. C'mon, prove me right!

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Not many people catalogue unknowns who put ragingly gay people into they're avatars either. And those that do would normally forget about it after a few weeks.

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I've got the best memory in the world. Even better when it comes to useless information, which means in time I could know your life's history.

 

(PS: Since you probably won't grasp that, I mean to say that you're useless.)

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I've got the best memory in the world. Even better when it comes to useless information, which means in time I could know your life's history.

And in time, he means five seconds

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Guest JacK

As opposed to how long it'd take for yours?

 

 

Zack I take it that useless stuff includes Saved by the Bell?

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Pfft, Saved By The Bell is not useless. Many here will attest to that.

 

You, however, watch people drive in circles for fun. Who's the one with too much time on his hands?

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I see I should've added an explaination much like yours . . . you see, you seem to know a lot about Saved by the Bell. You said you know a lot about useless things . . . geddit?

 

And obviously a hell of a lot of people, as I guarantee you Motorsport is more popular worldwide than Saved By the Bell.

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And obviously a hell of a lot of people, as I guarantee you Motorsport is more popular worldwide than Saved By the Bell.

But does motorsports teach you about not taking sleeping pills? Does it star Dennis Haskins? Nooooo.

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And obviously a hell of a lot of people, as I guarantee you Motorsport is more popular worldwide than Saved By the Bell.

With men who don't get laid everywhere.

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And obviously a hell of a lot of people, as I guarantee you Motorsport is more popular worldwide than Saved By the Bell.

With men who don't get laid everywhere.

Men who watch motorsports do get laid - in fact, way too much. I hear JacK and his wife are on their 18th kid.

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