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And obviously a hell of a lot of people, as I guarantee you Motorsport is more popular worldwide than Saved By the Bell.

With men who don't get laid everywhere.

Men who watch motorsports do get laid - in fact, way too much. I hear JacK and his wife are on their 18th kid.

He must use roofies like our hero Davey Boy Smith.

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Guest JacK

18 kids is a pretty impressive achievement for an 18yo.

 

And that's only the trailerpark trash that watch stuff like Nascar. You gotta get the highclass stuff like Formula One and LeMans. Only high society successful people watch them.

 

 

And Zack I hate cats. And naked men.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Non-gang war related you can feel free to remove one of those car pictures so every thread that you post in isn't stretched on my screen.

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Guest JacK

It's not stretched on my screen though . . . but I guess it would be if I was on a different computer, but ok I guess.

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18 kids is a pretty impressive achievement for an 18yo.

 

And that's only the trailerpark trash that watch stuff like Nascar. You gotta get the highclass stuff like Formula One and LeMans. Only high society successful people watch them.

 

 

And Zack I hate cats. And naked men.

What about naked cats? I'm sure PissBlock would gladly hook you up in that department. He's got connections.

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I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there?

And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't.

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I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there?

And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't.

Yes. Homoerotic.

 

Everything is about gayness.

 

Homophobe!

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I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there?

And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't.

Stop hating the homos. It's not their fault they'll be dying within a few years...

 

o wai

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I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there?

And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't.

Yes. Homoerotic.

 

Everything is about gayness.

 

Homophobe!

Call me that again and I am going to fuck you in the ass so hard that........

 

Wait a minute..........

 

QUEER!

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I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there?

And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't.

Stop hating the homos. It's not their fault they'll be dying within a few years...

 

o wai

Are you trying to be FSlite or what? You were much more amusing before.

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You really wouldn't believe it by the way I present myself here but I'm not a homophobe. As long as they don't do their thing infront of me I couldn't careless. Whatever your sexual orientation is though you shouldn't be doing PDAs.

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I'm not saying your a homophobe but I find some of your cracks offensive to a small degree.

 

I'm more offended by people who can't come up with their own material and rip off others though.

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Guest Fire and Knives

Wow. Political correctness and DerangedHermit talking. Such scathing wit clearly demands my total concentration.

 

Or maybe this is a waste of my fucking time.

 

Bring me somebody that can form complete sentences and not drool on their keyboard and I'll flame them instead.

 

K.

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I can't help but notice that you italicized "fucking time", which would sort of imply that you are posting while you should be, well, fucking. I knew that O.J. Hart returned to the board, but I didn't know he'd been posting under your name this whole time as well.

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I can't help but notice that you italicized "fucking time", which would sort of imply that you are posting while you should be, well, fucking. I knew that O.J. Hart returned to the board, but I didn't know he'd been posting under your name this whole time as well.

I actually punctuated my sentences, and the Russian mafia makes no appearance in the story. And I'm not twelve. Clearly you have been misinformed.

 

EDIT: Friendly fire, FRIENDLY FIRE

 

K.

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*****BREAKING NEWS*****

 

After giving the matter long thought, I have decided to exercise the poster option in my contract, and officially become a free agent. My best regards go to Team Frigid Soul as I weigh out my options for an extremely bright future.

 

And now back to your regularly scheduled onslaught of gay jokes.

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Roster amended to reflect the departure of Alfdogg.

 

EDIT: We might have to have a Signing Day or something where Free Agents declare their intentions and join new teams if this Team FrigidSoul exodus continues...

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I went away for the weekend, leaving the board in what seemed to be a safe situation. I come back and Hardcore Discussion is absolutely dreadful. What was witty and fun and new in the way of this Gang Wars had become incoherent and painful to read. For this I blame three things:

 

1. The lack of posting from Team Kotz

 

2. EugeneMark: You're terrible. You are a gimmick based on the fact that you are a fan of a wrestling retard and thus a retard yourself. Yet your sentence structure is strangely coherent. I was lamenting the loss of any new gimmicks on this board, but then with that rule strangely laxed we get terrible posters such as this. There is nothing clever about your gimmick and you are just downright abysmal. My apologies to you if you are not a gimmick and are indeed mentally retarded (as it would take someone with a massive mental handicap to come up with such an asinine gimmick) but you are a frustratingly annoying poster.

 

3. Deranged Hermit: Your posts are horrid. I don't think I've ever seen one poster destroy a thread like this. I can't be bothered even writing too much about you, so instead will add an anecdote about hermit crabs I once owned, and I do think they were mildly deranged, so there is a similarity. Anyway, I owned these pet hermit crabs after having bought them in the summer. During winter, they went into hibernation but sadly never actually awoke from the said hibernation. Please follow suit.

 

If these three problems are rectified, perhaps this here can be saved.

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Rosters are set!

 

Team ChokenSault (formerly Team Anglesault)

Choken One

Anglesault

Dynamite Kido

Rob E Dangerously

EugeneMark

Fear Havoc

BDC

HeHateMe2k2

CM Funk

Trivia 247

Drury37

Beau (formerly -iB-)

Man of 1,004 Modes

Kardo

KJ Brackish

G Money

INXS

Stephen Joseph

DocOck

Aero

A MikeSC

RVDMARK4:20

 

Team FrigidSoul

FrigidSoul

StevieKick

MarvinIsALunatic

KKKTookMyBabyAway

Hoff

Will Scarlet

Meatwad

Fook

R2DFooster McSockman

The Czech Republic

Chave

Deranged Hermit

Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Angle-Plex

RedBaron51

 

Team Kotzenjunge

Kyliejunge

David Schwimmer

CobainWasMurdered

Dids

EL DANDY~!

Slayer

IDrinkRatsMilk

JacK

Spiny Norman

Cartman

The Mysterious One

Kibigami

JSYK

KingOfOldSchool

The Unknown Gunslinger

Lord of the Curry

Treble Charged

Murmuring Beast

Goodear

 

Team Zack Malibu

Zack Malibu

CanadianChick

Ripper

FrozenBlockOfPiss

Mattdotcom

Mr. Zsasz

Caboose

The Amazing Rando

NY Untouchable

JAxlMorrison

Chuck Woolery

ViciousFish

The Kid

KingOfThe909

Shadow Sovereign

OldSchoolWrestling

Vitamin X

Crandamaniac

Tyler McClelland

In bold are the posters who actually participate in this reguarly.

 

Italicized are the posters who I haven't seen make even one appearance since we started this.

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