Zack Malibu Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 By 18th kid you mean cat, and by "wife" you mean "The guy who's always the bottom", right?
1234-5678 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 And obviously a hell of a lot of people, as I guarantee you Motorsport is more popular worldwide than Saved By the Bell. With men who don't get laid everywhere. Men who watch motorsports do get laid - in fact, way too much. I hear JacK and his wife are on their 18th kid. He must use roofies like our hero Davey Boy Smith.
Guest JacK Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 18 kids is a pretty impressive achievement for an 18yo. And that's only the trailerpark trash that watch stuff like Nascar. You gotta get the highclass stuff like Formula One and LeMans. Only high society successful people watch them. And Zack I hate cats. And naked men.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 Non-gang war related you can feel free to remove one of those car pictures so every thread that you post in isn't stretched on my screen.
Guest JacK Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 It's not stretched on my screen though . . . but I guess it would be if I was on a different computer, but ok I guess.
Guest JacK Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 Looks cooler this way. . . the two Corvette's are comin right for you.
Zack Malibu Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 18 kids is a pretty impressive achievement for an 18yo. And that's only the trailerpark trash that watch stuff like Nascar. You gotta get the highclass stuff like Formula One and LeMans. Only high society successful people watch them. And Zack I hate cats. And naked men. What about naked cats? I'm sure PissBlock would gladly hook you up in that department. He's got connections.
1234-5678 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 Looks like Jack wants to give Frig some dome.
Guest JacK Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there? And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there? And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't. Yes. Homoerotic. Everything is about gayness. Homophobe!
DerangedHermit Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there? And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't. Stop hating the homos. It's not their fault they'll be dying within a few years... o wai
1234-5678 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there? And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't. Yes. Homoerotic. Everything is about gayness. Homophobe! Call me that again and I am going to fuck you in the ass so hard that........ Wait a minute.......... QUEER!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 I don't even know what the fuck that means, but I'm guessing there's some sort of homoerotic refrence there? And it was a polite request . . . but after seeing what happened to Nice Guy Adam I probably shouldn't. Stop hating the homos. It's not their fault they'll be dying within a few years... o wai Are you trying to be FSlite or what? You were much more amusing before.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 You really wouldn't believe it by the way I present myself here but I'm not a homophobe. As long as they don't do their thing infront of me I couldn't careless. Whatever your sexual orientation is though you shouldn't be doing PDAs.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 I'm not saying your a homophobe but I find some of your cracks offensive to a small degree. I'm more offended by people who can't come up with their own material and rip off others though.
1234-5678 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 At least Frig hasn't started with the ethnic slurs yet. I heard that here and there he releases a stream of them that would make David Duke blush.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 DerangedHermit is one of the worst posters ever.
DerangedHermit Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 No, he's THE worst poster ever. Nah, the worst is iBeau Bridges.
Guest Fire and Knives Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 Wow. Political correctness and DerangedHermit talking. Such scathing wit clearly demands my total concentration. Or maybe this is a waste of my fucking time. Bring me somebody that can form complete sentences and not drool on their keyboard and I'll flame them instead. K.
justsoyouknow Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 I can't help but notice that you italicized "fucking time", which would sort of imply that you are posting while you should be, well, fucking. I knew that O.J. Hart returned to the board, but I didn't know he'd been posting under your name this whole time as well.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 OJ Hart is a team member of Team Kotz then.
Guest Fire and Knives Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 I can't help but notice that you italicized "fucking time", which would sort of imply that you are posting while you should be, well, fucking. I knew that O.J. Hart returned to the board, but I didn't know he'd been posting under your name this whole time as well. I actually punctuated my sentences, and the Russian mafia makes no appearance in the story. And I'm not twelve. Clearly you have been misinformed. EDIT: Friendly fire, FRIENDLY FIRE K.
justsoyouknow Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 Shit, I'm gonna get court martialed now. Sorry, K.
alfdogg Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 *****BREAKING NEWS***** After giving the matter long thought, I have decided to exercise the poster option in my contract, and officially become a free agent. My best regards go to Team Frigid Soul as I weigh out my options for an extremely bright future. And now back to your regularly scheduled onslaught of gay jokes.
Art Sandusky Posted June 14, 2004 Author Report Posted June 14, 2004 Roster amended to reflect the departure of Alfdogg. EDIT: We might have to have a Signing Day or something where Free Agents declare their intentions and join new teams if this Team FrigidSoul exodus continues...
spiny norman Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 I went away for the weekend, leaving the board in what seemed to be a safe situation. I come back and Hardcore Discussion is absolutely dreadful. What was witty and fun and new in the way of this Gang Wars had become incoherent and painful to read. For this I blame three things: 1. The lack of posting from Team Kotz 2. EugeneMark: You're terrible. You are a gimmick based on the fact that you are a fan of a wrestling retard and thus a retard yourself. Yet your sentence structure is strangely coherent. I was lamenting the loss of any new gimmicks on this board, but then with that rule strangely laxed we get terrible posters such as this. There is nothing clever about your gimmick and you are just downright abysmal. My apologies to you if you are not a gimmick and are indeed mentally retarded (as it would take someone with a massive mental handicap to come up with such an asinine gimmick) but you are a frustratingly annoying poster. 3. Deranged Hermit: Your posts are horrid. I don't think I've ever seen one poster destroy a thread like this. I can't be bothered even writing too much about you, so instead will add an anecdote about hermit crabs I once owned, and I do think they were mildly deranged, so there is a similarity. Anyway, I owned these pet hermit crabs after having bought them in the summer. During winter, they went into hibernation but sadly never actually awoke from the said hibernation. Please follow suit. If these three problems are rectified, perhaps this here can be saved.
alfdogg Posted June 14, 2004 Report Posted June 14, 2004 Rosters are set! Team ChokenSault (formerly Team Anglesault) Choken One Anglesault Dynamite Kido Rob E Dangerously EugeneMark Fear Havoc BDC HeHateMe2k2 CM Funk Trivia 247 Drury37 Beau (formerly -iB-) Man of 1,004 Modes Kardo KJ Brackish G Money INXS Stephen Joseph DocOck Aero A MikeSC RVDMARK4:20 Team FrigidSoul FrigidSoul StevieKick MarvinIsALunatic KKKTookMyBabyAway Hoff Will Scarlet Meatwad Fook R2DFooster McSockman The Czech Republic Chave Deranged Hermit Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Angle-Plex RedBaron51 Team Kotzenjunge Kyliejunge David Schwimmer CobainWasMurdered Dids EL DANDY~! Slayer IDrinkRatsMilk JacK Spiny Norman Cartman The Mysterious One Kibigami JSYK KingOfOldSchool The Unknown Gunslinger Lord of the Curry Treble Charged Murmuring Beast Goodear Team Zack Malibu Zack Malibu CanadianChick Ripper FrozenBlockOfPiss Mattdotcom Mr. Zsasz Caboose The Amazing Rando NY Untouchable JAxlMorrison Chuck Woolery ViciousFish The Kid KingOfThe909 Shadow Sovereign OldSchoolWrestling Vitamin X Crandamaniac Tyler McClelland In bold are the posters who actually participate in this reguarly. Italicized are the posters who I haven't seen make even one appearance since we started this.
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