TSM Draft: Day 2 Summary

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

The Smart Marks Sports Update

 

 

 

Welcome to the day Two coverage of the TSM Draft. Because so much went down today, This Update will be alot simplier than yesterday's.

 

#17 Overall (Team Malibu): Mr. Zssasz

Posting Aliases: Yuna Firerose

Strengths: Persistant, Smart.

Weaknesses: Won't shut up, is a nerd.

 

#18 Overall (Team Frigid Soul): Chave

Posting Aliases: Royal Blue, Incadenza

Strengths: Has Shown he's got what it takes to piss off numerous posters.

Weaknesses: Hasn't been the same since his failed heel turn.

 

#19 Overall (Team Kotz): Nice Guy Adam

Posting Aliases: Fonzie

Strengths: Once he gets going he's passionate and fierce.

Weaknesses: Is young and makes mistakes that make him look bad.

 

#20 Overall (Team Malibu): Caboose

Posting Aliases: Naz Mistry, The Brain

Strengths: Funny, Witty, And more the capable of pissing off anyone.

Weaknesses: Best days behind him, Other posters know him well enough to counter his impact.

 

#21 Overall (Team Frigid): The Czech Republic

Posting Aliases: Slovakia

Strengths: Ramdomness means he won't be predictable.

Weaknesses: He's not always very funny or entertaining.

 

#22 Overall (Team Kotz): Lord Of The Curry

Posting Aliases: Rudo.

Strengths: When not around Rudo he can be entertaining.

Weaknesses: He's friends with Rudo who's a massive tool.

 

#23 Overall (Team Malibu): JaxlMorrison

Posting Aliases: DownSyndrome

Strengths: He sucks up and... Likes Morrison?

Weaknesses: His sucking up gets tiresome and he comes off as a slightly cooler Molestomp.

 

#24 Overall (Team Frigid): Deranged Hermit

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: Funny, Random, and brings teh content.

Weaknesses: Not really a flamer, isn't taken seriously.

 

#25 Overall (Team Kotz): Dids

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: Flaming skills are well noted, he's been one of the better "New Generation" HD posters.

Weaknesses: He's fat which opens up all kinds of insult oppurtunities.

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#26 Overall (Team Malibu): The Kid

Posting Aliases: OraleHomes

Strengths: Angry youth.

Weaknesses: He's just a kid and he's been repeatedly owned by Banky and others.

 

#27 Overall (Team Frigid): The Superstar

Posting Aliases: Hot Newzwire, Alice In Chains Chick

Strengths: A vast array of Popick pics and insults.

Weaknesses: Scores of injokes about him from his OAOAST days. CWM, Malibu, etc. all have his number.

 

#28 Overall (Team Kotz): Spiny Norman

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: Trained in the art of "Fuckyouup" by Mike Tyson, Spiny knows what's what.

Weaknesses: A $10,000 a day Cabbage patch doll fetish keeps Spiny from posting much.

 

#29 Overall (Team Malibu): Tyler Mcclelland

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: Intelligent enemy of MikeSC and all radicals.

Weaknesses: Doesn't come into HD alot. Gets bogged down in...intelligent discussion (yuck!).

 

#30 Overall (Team Frigid): Marvinisalunatic

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: His Legendary Togo Parties.

Weaknesses: After diving into a Swimming Pool full of Jello, Marvin's developed a twisted fetish for Bill Cosby.

 

#31 Overall (Team Kotz): Cartman

Posting Aliases: Kamui

Strengths: He's a Radical.

Weaknesses: He's not very bright...or so my sources tell me.

 

#32 Overall (Team Malibu): NY Untouchable

Posting Aliases: Johnson (?!?)

Strengths: Fathful Yankee fan with an attitude problem that comes in handy in a scrap.

Weaknesses: Is rumored to be Johnson1620

 

#33 Overall (Team Frigid): FOOSTER

Posting Aliases: X Killer

Strengths:...It's fucking FOOSTER man!

Weaknesses: Is busy saving suburban mothers from diabolical postal workers 23 hours of the day.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wait...Caboose = The Brain.......Zsasz = Yuna??? *Head Explodes*

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#34 Overall (Team Kotz): Murmuring Beast

Posting Aliases: MikeSC

Strengths: He's MikeSC dontcha know

Weaknesses: Propensitity for gheying up threads.

 

#35 Overall (Team Malibu): Shadow Soverign

Posting Aliases: DJ Jeff

Strengths: He's intelligent and brings powerful flames to the table.

Weaknesses: He's young so he could make rookie mistakes.

 

#36 Overall (Team Frigid): KKKtookmybabyaway

Posting Aliases: Downhome.

Strengths: He's Evil.

Weaknesses: He's often busy pwning the CE forum.

 

#37 Overall (Team Kotz): KingofOldSchool

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: He's a king of a small island nation famous for Clogs and Marijuana.

Weaknesses: His Haram needs lots of pleasing.

 

#38 Overall (Team Malibu): OldSchoolWrestling

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: He has vast knowledge of things that happened way back...like in the 80's.

Weaknesses: He's pretty old so he could drop any time.

 

#39 Overall (Team Frigid): StevieKick

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Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: Obviously a glutton for punishment.

Weaknesses: He's a Stevie fan.

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#40 Overall (Team Kotz): The Unknown Gunslinger

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: He's got Guns and Stuff.

Weaknesses: He's deaf and he's Unknown. He's going to have to make a big effort to get noticed.

 

#41 Overall (Team Malibu): Crandamaniac

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: He knows alot about the Simpsons and we all know the Simpsons is teh funny.

Weaknesses: An Old Timer who's best days may be behind him.

 

#42 Overall (Team Frigid): Fook

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: Is willing to go the extra mile. He killed three posters to become eligible.

Weaknesses:

 

#43 Overall (Team Kotz): Goodear

Posting Aliases: IB

Strengths: Excellent hearing.

Weaknesses: One Missing Ear (yes that's bad I know)

 

#44 Overall (Team Malibu): Chuck Woolery

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Posting Aliases: Game2705

Strengths: Nasty Street Brawler.

Weaknesses: He Efeds...weak eh?

 

#45 Overall (Team Frigid): Will Scarlet

Posting Aliases: None Known

Strengths: A vet of the extreme Asian Girl Fights, he's tough as nails.

Weaknesses: He has a version of Persian Gulf Syndrome...Asian GIrls Syndrome.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That's it.

 

I'm fucking choked because some pics wouldn't work so I had to delete them.

 

Fuck it. If I get around to it I'll find replacements

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yup, this was the best QnD report I've ever seen. Just get those pictures to all work and this'll be perfect.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

only one or two things still won't work but I fixed or changed most. enjoy

[1234-5678 0]

I've never had any aliases (at least no male ones) and I don't recall ever sucking up.

 

 

That is all.

[Cartman 0]

Kamui???

 

Geez, a couple of posts with a differing opinion and I get deemed a complete and utter retard forever.

 

I have NEVER used any other name here, no need to hide when i can just show off my Liberalism with THIS name.

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Nighthawk 0]

Good Lord (choke)! An A-BOMB!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Well this was more entertaining than any WWE draft...

[1234-5678 0]

But HHH went to Smackdown for Christ's sake! What more can you people ask for!

[Guest Goodear]

#43 Overall (Team Kotz): Goodear

 

Posting Aliases: IB

Strengths: Excellent hearing.

Weaknesses: One Missing Ear (yes that's bad I know)

 

I'd be so pissed offf... but I'm having chest pains... and I can't feel my extremities... and I have to post in every thread in the world. Its so hard to be me.

 

-Goodear-

[Art Sandusky 0]

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[Guest Goodear]

You'll be sad when I'm gone. Who else will fight for the right for goose-stepping in Germany while enjoying A-Train matches? No one. Cough. Spit. Die.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Better mark yourself as part of my team before you die so we know to bury you in the good cemetary. The other teams have their own "Special Sections."

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

#43 Overall (Team Kotz): Goodear

 

Posting Aliases: IB

Strengths: Excellent hearing.

Weaknesses: One Missing Ear (yes that's bad I know)

 

I'd be so pissed offf... but I'm having chest pains... and I can't feel my extremities... and I have to post in every thread in the world. Its so hard to be me.

 

-Goodear-

Sorry about that - I'm an idiot in my other account.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think -iB- just owned the entire world with that last insult.

[Guest Goodear]

I'm not just owned... I'm PWNED. And I don't even know what that means. I think thats the level where an old lady kicks a baby.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

The whole fuckin' galaxy you mean.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Seeing Goodear in HD is a new, odd feeling.

 

And -iB-, you're right. Nary a sentient being in the entire universe could recover from the insult of being called your secondary account.

[Guest Goodear]

Its new, different and oh so experimental in that nasty taboo way where you would never recover if the information would ever got out to the general public. You know, like if Malibu ever made it with a girl. Our opinions of him would be shattered forever.

[Guest Fook]

<----- has no weaknesses

 

Recognize

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Wait...Caboose = The Brain.......Zsasz = Yuna??? *Head Explodes*

No, that was just a joke on their parts. I think I scared Yuna away from here, by telling her over AIM that she wasting her life. I haven't seen her here since.

[caboose 0]

Yeach I'm not the Brain either, I'm Prime.

[Zack Malibu 0]

You know, like if Malibu ever made it with a girl.

I was doing that while you were trying to reach 10k on an e-fed match, cowboy. You need to find more time for other things.

[Guest Goodear]

No see Zack you were pretending to be a girl when I was writing 10K matches for the e-fed that I quit and you write for now.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Is that the best you have to offer? I've been flamed better by worse people.

 

You let me down, Goodear. You let me down.