Guest Astro Report post Posted June 10, 2004 The Hierarchy here at TSM is pretty cut and dry. Dames = King, and Supreme Commander - The Final Word The Mods = The SS - Dames police squad- banning those who fail to follow TSM rules Now is the time to elect a mayor of TSM, a person for the little guy (us non-mods). The person who hears our cries and tries to make TSM World a better place. The gangs in our fair city are causing havoc with all the pillage, plunder and rape. Taxation is out of control, The economy is in recession. The time to make a stand is now!! So nominate yourself or another and lets build a bigger better SM. Voting will be held July 1st in the HD Folder, cannidates feel free to hire a campaign manager to help spread the message. Thank you and May God Bless America!! ----- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 *Team Malibu stuffs the ballot box with votes for one of their own* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 10, 2004 A vote for Astro, is a vote for Boo_Bradley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted June 10, 2004 A vote for Astro, is a vote for Boo_Bradley At least we know his stance on Abortion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Before the masses nominate me, I'm already the President of my Senior Class! I have to organize the best prom EVER! So I'll just go ahead and be flattered ahead of time. You guys are the best! Class of 2005 rules! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Before the masses nominate me, I'm already the President of my Senior Class! I have to organize the best prom EVER! So I'll just go ahead and be flattered ahead of time. You guys are the best! Class of 2005 rules! You're fired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I'm obviously the best candidate as I'm terribly insecure and cave in easily during arguments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I nominate Stephen Joseph Popick. Leader of leaders, Man of all Men, and Nerd to all Geeks. With Stephen Popick in charge TSM wouldn't need a treasury because he always has $15 at his disposal. Gas prices would go up, but that's the price you pay when employing such a great leader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Normally I wouldn't say that threads in HD should be closed, but this is pointless beyond pointless. Does the person have actual power, like closing threads or moving them? No. If you're serious about making a position for "the little people", pm a MOD and ask them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Banky is for the people. Vote Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Normally I wouldn't say that threads in HD should be closed, but this is pointless beyond pointless. Does the person have actual power, like closing threads or moving them? No. If you're serious about making a position for "the little people", pm a MOD and ask them. You call that actual power? I was thinking of the mayor has the right to come to your home and have you beaten beyond all recognition........by his band of midgets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Banky is for the people. Vote Banky. I thought Banky was dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Normally I wouldn't say that threads in HD should be closed, but this is pointless beyond pointless. Does the person have actual power, like closing threads or moving them? No. If you're serious about making a position for "the little people", pm a MOD and ask them. You call that actual power? I was thinking of the mayor has the right to come to your home and have you beaten beyond all recognition........by his band of midgets Well if the winner automatically gets a cadre of midgets at their disopsal then that changes everything. The MOD's don't really have actual power (I'm just telling them what they want to hear.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Banky is for the people. Vote Banky. I thought Banky was dead? You catch my drift Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I'd vote for Chev/Banky only if he promised to instill a trailer park-esque atmopshere to the place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Banky is for the people. Vote Banky. My Name is Ripper and I support this ad. Banky has more than 6000 posts here on theSmarkmarks forums. More than 6000 babies are missing worldwide. Now, I am not saying that there is a connection, but that is quite the coincidence...don't you think? Ripper - Against baby taking. Paid for by posters to elect Ripper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Banky is for the people. Vote Banky. I thought Banky was dead? You catch my drift I'd vote for a zombie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Banky is for the people. Vote Banky. My Name is Ripper and I support this ad. Banky has more than 6000 posts here on theSmarkmarks forums. More than 6000 babies are missing worldwide. Now, I am not saying that there is a connection, but that is quite the coincidence...don't you think? Ripper - Against baby taking. Paid for by posters to elect Ripper. So one can only assume that Ripper plans on having sex with 6000 women to make up for the missing babies. Or plans on banging the same chick 6000 times. Ripper Chamberlain in 2004. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Seeing as I'm not involved in the 'gang' stuff, I'll nominate myself and promptly forget to visit the folder for the next month. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Before the masses nominate me, I'm already the President of my Senior Class! I have to organize the best prom EVER! So I'll just go ahead and be flattered ahead of time. You guys are the best! Class of 2005 rules! On June 22, 2002 hundreds of senseless murders occured around the United States ALONE. On June 22, 2002, Mattdotcom became a member of thesmartmarks.com. Coincidence? Ripper - against murder unless you have a really good reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Because you were bored? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Because you were bored? Depends on how bored. Ripper - Against boredom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Because you were bored? Depends on how bored. Ripper - Against boredom. Ripper, you should let me be your campaign manager. I'd play the booty angle to it's fullest. There would be no defeating you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Before the masses nominate me, I'm already the President of my Senior Class! I have to organize the best prom EVER! So I'll just go ahead and be flattered ahead of time. You guys are the best! Class of 2005 rules! On June 22, 2002 hundreds of senseless murders occured around the United States ALONE. On June 22, 2002, Mattdotcom became a member of thesmartmarks.com. Coincidence? Ripper - against murder unless you have a really good reason. The following message is probably not endorsed by Team Malibu. If they like it, they can endorse the hell out of it. The SmartMarks Forum, HD. (AP) - A SmartMarks Forum poster wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear - or more. But he's having trouble getting some of his colleagues to take him seriously. When the bill came up for debate earlier this week, Ripper, a RACIST~!, was met with catcalls on the House floor. The bill would make it a crime to wear clothing in public that "intentionally exposes undergarments or intentionally exposes any portion of the pubic hair, cleft of the buttocks or genitals." Launching a fiery speech in support of the bill, Ripper said, "There comes a time in every society where we must draw a line of decency, where we must speak to a group of individuals who would flaunt the laws of our state, who would flaunt the morals of our community." The result: laughter from some and a facetious chant of "No more crack!" from handsome Senior Class President Mattdotcom. YOU LIVE A LIE, RIPPER. The preceding message will probably be endorsed by Team Malibu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Um, I think Ripper is on Team Malibu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Yeah, Matt. Play ball with your teammates! Let us live in a booty filled world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Because you were bored? Depends on how bored. Ripper - Against boredom. *Supplies minority vote* For those that care about that sort of thing, Fooster was reading this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 *sitting on park bench with kids running by* Hi, My name is Ripper and I am running for TSM Mayor. You may have heard some horrible things about me lately and I would like to comment on them. One of my opponents, who we haven't seen for about 12 seconds....by the way, every 12 seconds someone is killed in America...suggested that I was against low slung pants and the exposing of buttocks. Well, I think my record speaks for its self. My sig has a higher exposed buttocks rate than any other poster here at TSM. At this very moment there are 6 BUTT cheeks in my sig. In Mattdotcoms? None. So do who do you want representing you? A exposed female ass supporting guy such as my self. Or a lying, no ass in sig-type hippe like my opposition. *dog comes running up* Hey, Rusty. What you got there boy? *pets dog, takes thong from dogs mouth* You see...even my dog works at exposing ass. Ripper - Supports ass cleave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Yeah, well...Ripper may be on the team, but, um...he started it... *kicks foot* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team Malibu can't read past a 1st grade level, those who can anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
