Lita vs. Trish

[Guest Anglesault]

I was wondering. After Bad Blood and Raw, it appears that they may be heading with Lita/Trish as the big women's angle.

 

But if Lita is "pregnant" how are they gonna go about doing it?

 

Logic dictates that Lita is at least bright enough to know that wrestling could cause serious problems for her and her baby.

 

Could this already over convoluted Lita storyline expand to include either Trish finding out the secret and using it to her advantage somehow?

 

Maybe Lita starts ducking Trish to the shock of everyone (well, no one who saw the show, but whatever) leading to a "mystery" as to what's up with Lita?

 

Will Kane somehow get into Trish's ear and help her taunt Lita?

 

Or will they just phase that aspect out and go with Trish/Vicky?

[Guest JMA]

If this angle keeps Lita out of the ring (which it should) then I'm all for it. Trish/Vicky with reversed heel/face roles could be interesting.

[Der Kommissar 0]

Maybe, Trish will end up costing Lita the baby during the match, and it will lead to the Tomko/Kane feud they seemed to be teasing a few weeks ago.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Kane is 100x better than Tomko. THE GUY CANT EVEN THROW A KICK WITHOUT FALLING OVER! He's Nathan Jones Jr.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Trish will unleash a 'stomachbreaker' or two on Lita

[JHawk 0]

I would question why Lita would actually sign for a match, wrestle it, and then take the pregnancy test. Most women I know would actually take the pregnancy test before they did that type of strenous activity.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I would question why Lita would actually sign for a match, wrestle it, and then take the pregnancy test. Most women I know would actually take the pregnancy test before they did that type of strenous activity.

You're suggesting Lita has a brain. For shame Hawkster...

[CanadianChick 0]

Well, they could always turn Jazz or Molly face if they need another serious face contender either than Victoria. I'm thinking that Nidia won't quite cut it yet.

[JHawk 0]

I would question why Lita would actually sign for a match, wrestle it, and then take the pregnancy test.  Most women I know would actually take the pregnancy test before they did that type of strenous activity.

You're suggesting Lita has a brain. For shame Hawkster...

Considering she didn't see the cameraman that was standing five feet away from her when she told Stacy her "secret", that's a hell of a point.

[SuperJerk 0]

They've totally written themselves into a corner this time.

[jester 0]

There's only two ways they could go with this.

 

1. Lita isn't pregnant due to some complicated and illogical conspiracy, such as Rikishi doctoring the test for the Rock, and the people.

 

2. Lita miscarries thanks to some Trish heel antics. I think the angle is headed this way, so they can try one of those great shocks they think will get them ratings. It won't. And when Trish turns face again in a few months time or whenever, all will be forgiven.

 

Ok, I suppose there's a third choice: someone actually impregnates Lita so the angle can pay off. Otherwise, it's one or two.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

or..

 

#3:

 

Lita isn't pregnant because she's too stupid to comprehend the results of the test accurately

[Lightning Flik 0]

There is a fourth possibility of Lita saying that she's having a baby so that Kane will leave her alone and not have his way with her again.

 

That's practally the only thing that I could see at making this seem decent at least.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

There is a fourth possibility of Lita saying that she's having a baby so that Kane will leave her alone and not have his way with her again.

 

That's practally the only thing that I could see at making this seem decent at least.

and she's assuming that Kane wouldn't want her more if she was pregnant?

[Scroby 0]

or 4. She grab Stacy's test by mistake.

 

Anyways this is how it should be...

 

1.Lita gets pinned by Trish costing Victoria her title, Victoria goes back to crazy Victoria thus taking Stevie back as her cornerman and beats the living hell outta Lita orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

2. Since Trish beat Lita for Victoria's belt, Victoria gets a rematch and lita costs Trish the title giving Victoria her title back.

 

 

WWE Logic:

 

Victoria was champion, since when? Lita got beat for Trish's title.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I see Trish & Victoria going back to their feud since they are on opposite sides of the fence now.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I predict Lita will face WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus at WWE Vengance.

 

I have a pretty accurate prediction for the match. After *standing behind Tyson Tomko at the bar*, I am even more assured that Trish is booked to win the match, but Tomko will botch a kick, connecting with Trish, who will bump into Lita's stomach...

 

After Ross delivers the "Folks, this wasn't in the script...here comes the EMTS..." speech, the lights will go out, with a hole in Lita's belly, and the RED LIGHTS AND PYRO....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAH GAWD!!!!!!!! THAT'S GODDA BE THE FETUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Just wait.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

and it will lead to the Tomko/Kane feud they seemed to be teasing a few weeks ago.

That would produce some of the worst matches known to man.

[jester 0]

or..

 

#3:

 

Lita isn't pregnant because she's too stupid to comprehend the results of the test accurately

I stand corrected.

[Guest Trivia247]

I actually think as long as Lita is pregnant Kane will Inexplictively be a guardian for her. Come down during matches and Destroys any of Lita's opponents. because she is the vessel carrying the Demonic Seed known as ...the Omen!

[Guest KingofHarts]

That would produce some of the worst matches known to man.

 

 

So how exactly would that be different then what's going on now?

[Guest Loss]

Knowing the company's exploitative tendencies lately, they'll probably use the pregnancy as a source of psychology in her matches. Perhaps the audience will cringe every time she takes a bump and Bischoff, inhumane leader he is, insists on her wrestling as long as she is to collect a paycheck, and she has no choice but to have matches and simply avoid taking so much as a kick to the stomach. The focus then switches not to her winning matches, but to her trying to find a way to get through the match without any of her opponent's offense connecting. It would get old fast, but it would be cute for a while. Or perhaps that's too smart and long-term. Who knows anymore?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Kane is 100x better than Tomko. THE GUY CANT EVEN THROW A KICK WITHOUT FALLING OVER! He's Nathan Jones Jr.

I was a big fan of when he caught Matt Hardy coming off the top rope and then proceeded to fall across the ring and drop Matt head-first on the ropes. That was hilarious.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I was a big fan of when he caught Matt Hardy coming off the top rope and then proceeded to fall across the ring and drop Matt head-first on the ropes. That was hilarious.

Yeah, I kinda think that when you botch a spot like that and your Tomko's size.....you ruin your own credibility really fast.

[CanadianChick 0]

Kane is 100x better than Tomko. THE GUY CANT EVEN THROW A KICK WITHOUT FALLING OVER! He's Nathan Jones Jr.

I was a big fan of when he caught Matt Hardy coming off the top rope and then proceeded to fall across the ring and drop Matt head-first on the ropes. That was hilarious.

Well, not for Matt Hardy. Poor sucker.

[justsoyouknow 0]

What was he trying to do? Powerslam Matt?

[Dark Age 0]

He did a snake eyes as soon as he picked Matt back up, so that's probably what he was going for.

 

BTW, for you US fans, did the Raw main event go to a break 30 seconds in with Jericho and Orton on the mat? It seemed really out of place, with JR in mid sentence. Plus, I read the main lasted about 35 minutes, while we only got a 25 minute match (with commercials). I'm thinking Sky Tv edited the match for whatever bizarre reason. If they needed to edit, why not cut the womens match out, which served no real purpose?

[CanadianChick 0]

Or maybe he was military pressing him to show his strength.

 

Anyways, I just hope this whole pregnancy thing means that Lita doesn't wrestle because I want to see Trish face people she did when she was a face with the roles reversed. It'd be interesting.

[RepoMan 0]

What I think is going to happen is that the baby does in fact turn out to be Matt's. However, when Lita agreed to sleep with Kane, she realized Kane was the better lover. She will then abort Matt's kid leading to a Kane v. Matt fued.

[CanadianChick 0]

If that involves a Lita heel turn, no thank you. She'd probably be the worst girl heel on the roster.