JHawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I vote for La Parka, just because outside of a birth that the writing team won't have the patience to make realistic, it's the furthest away from a "Russo" this storyline can get. Plus I'd mark out for it.
Guest Sturgis Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 These are the things I've come up with: If it's Jeff Hardy's: - It will have multi-colored hair - It will have water color face & arm paint - Will glow in the dark - Will have hankes coming out of its ass If it's Kane's: - It will have a half a head of hair - It will have a Kane mask - Before it comes out, there will be new meaning to the term "fire in the hole" if you get my drift
Just John Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 The bookers will get lazy and have Lita fall off the stage and miscarriage. Although, I want WWE to go with an abortion angle, just for sheer offensiveness and wrestlecrap value. They could have Matt vs. Kane in a coat hanger on a pole match.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 That is just offensive....COAT HANGER ON A POLE?
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 La Parka. None of the others seem likely, when it has to be one. What a show I've to look forward to tonight.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Wait a minute... Jeff Hardy has come back, and Lita is pregnant with either his or Kane's baby? That's it, I'm watching WWE again.
The Mandarin Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 First option: La Parka Second option: Mark Henry eats it before the baby's father is revealed
razazteca Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 If it is Kane's then Lita will give birth to the Chucky doll as played by a mexican midget luchadore.
Internet Warfare Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 You mean chucky from AAA? anywyas I voted for La Parka.
Guest Rrrsh Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 I, as well, Voted for La Parka. I hate Gerwitz.
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 If it's Jeff Hardy's: - Will glow in the dark Damn! I want a child that glows in the dark! Maybe Jeff can auction off "Night Glo Children" on eBay or something.
razazteca Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Its going to be a swerve and the father will be either Jericho or Christian or heel Hurricane.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 So far everyone says Lita is giving birth to a mini-La Parka? That will put butts in the seats.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Twice Posted June 26, 2004 Report Posted June 26, 2004 A miscarriage. That or an abortion, but a miscarriage is more dramatic.
razazteca Posted June 26, 2004 Report Posted June 26, 2004 So far everyone says Lita is giving birth to a mini-La Parka? That will put butts in the seats. La Parkacita got skills! You need to checkout his matches from AAA.
Copper Feel Posted July 12, 2004 Report Posted July 12, 2004 if lita gives birth to anything but a hand im done with the wwe.
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