How will Lita's pregnancy end?

[Guest slacklet]

Place your bets.

[JHawk 0]

I vote for La Parka, just because outside of a birth that the writing team won't have the patience to make realistic, it's the furthest away from a "Russo" this storyline can get. Plus I'd mark out for it.

[Guest Sturgis]

These are the things I've come up with:

 

If it's Jeff Hardy's:

- It will have multi-colored hair

- It will have water color face & arm paint

- Will glow in the dark

- Will have hankes coming out of its ass

 

If it's Kane's:

- It will have a half a head of hair

- It will have a Kane mask

- Before it comes out, there will be new meaning to the term "fire in the hole" if you get my drift

[Just John 0]

The bookers will get lazy and have Lita fall off the stage and miscarriage. Although, I want WWE to go with an abortion angle, just for sheer offensiveness and wrestlecrap value. They could have Matt vs. Kane in a coat hanger on a pole match.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

That is just offensive....COAT HANGER ON A POLE?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

La Parka. None of the others seem likely, when it has to be one.

 

What a show I've to look forward to tonight.

[Nighthawk 0]

Wait a minute... Jeff Hardy has come back, and Lita is pregnant with either his or Kane's baby? That's it, I'm watching WWE again.

[The Mandarin 0]

First option: La Parka

 

Second option: Mark Henry eats it before the baby's father is revealed

[razazteca 0]

If it is Kane's then Lita will give birth to the Chucky doll as played by a mexican midget luchadore.

[Internet Warfare 0]

You mean chucky from AAA?

 

anywyas I voted for La Parka.

[Guest Rrrsh]

I, as well, Voted for La Parka.

 

I hate Gerwitz.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

If it's Jeff Hardy's:

- Will glow in the dark

Damn! I want a child that glows in the dark! Maybe Jeff can auction off "Night Glo Children" on eBay or something.

[razazteca 0]

Its going to be a swerve and the father will be either Jericho or Christian or heel Hurricane.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

So far everyone says Lita is giving birth to a mini-La Parka?

 

That will put butts in the seats.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Twice]

A miscarriage.

 

That or an abortion, but a miscarriage is more dramatic.

[razazteca 0]

So far everyone says Lita is giving birth to a mini-La Parka?

 

That will put butts in the seats.

La Parkacita got skills! You need to checkout his matches from AAA.

[Copper Feel 0]

if lita gives birth to anything but a hand im done with the wwe.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Close...but no La Parka.