Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I have this female friend who lives in California. She claims she's gay and can't find somebody to spend her life with. She has this male friend named Matt and when he visits the two of them fuck non-stop for however long he's there. She admits to loving him and thinking about him and wishing he was there. I said that she should hook up with him. She told me "I can't, because I'm gay.". What the fuck am I missing here?
Zack Malibu Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 If I may bust out an oldie: Bitches be trippin'.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Like, I masturbate and it doesn't make me a narcissist, I love meth without being a drug addict, I think about sex with Final Fantasy characters even though I'm not a loser, and I wish a hammock was here that I could lay in but I'm not tired. She's doing all of these things at once, about this guy.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You're missing out on the action, that's what you're missing...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 In this case its a good thing though KKK, trust me.
razazteca Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I think the point is that she fucks everybody but you. And the fact that she does not want a commitment.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I don't care that she doesn't want to fuck me though. I'm just confused as to how she can say she isn't attracted to men and doesn't care for them because she's gay, yet fucks this one and has fucked quite a few others. I've tried explaining the term gay to her to dispute this but it won't compute.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Perhaps she's gay, just not a homosexual.
1234-5678 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 All those dykes really need is some serious deep dicking.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 BTW: Why do you refuse to start a LSD thread? It won't turn you gay (not much anyway)...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I refuse to start a thread in there which doesn't deal with porn because for the most part the forum is just a joke. I value the opinions of Schwimmer, AoO, IDRM, etc...I don't want to scroll through the thoughts of people who start topics about flatulating on one's face, and I know I won't if I start it here. CWM and JSYK for the most part make those people afraid to come here.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I didn't want to single out CWM and Banky hasn't been around much lately. I didn't think you would mind.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 It was a compliment Jon. We rule.
Guest Hero to all Children Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Most likely also knowing this girl I can just give you one advice: Face her, turn around and run. Run like the wind, go for gold. There's no way you can fix that (if we're thinking of the same Japanese-raccoon-loving girl) situation as she's .. well ... a tad bit sensitive of her gay status but also can't seem to keep her hands off of aforementioned man. Just leave her and pray to god that she doesn't know where you live.
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