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The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem)

 

The guy that dumped Ashlee Simpson on the very first episode of The Ashlee Simpson Show (you've got a pretty attractive girlfriend that just signed a record contract with a major label, has a Lexus SC430, loads of hot friends, an MTV show, and will surely make even more money [at the young age of 19 no less] because of said show and her association with her sister, who made the entire Simpson family pretty damn rich on her own... yeah, dump her)

 

Olivier Martinez (Kylie's current not-worthy-piece-of-scum boyfriend)

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1. Ghandi (mid-starvation)

2. Spike Dudley

3. Max Mini and/or Mini Vader

 

I'd take all three of them on at once.

 

 

Seriously, though, I'd pass on two of those fights, and take on that slime piece of shit who murdered Holly Jones. And he'd be handcuffed. And I'd be wearing brass knuckles.

 

I wish he wasn't in a max-security prison so he could be stuffed in with the other prisoners who would do to him what they did to Dahmer.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem)

 

bwahahaha.

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The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem)

Yeah, Jack Osborne is pretty gay.

 

I have a few more than three that I want to fight:

 

- George W. Bush: Your fucking stupid monkey-ass should NOT be running a country as huge as the US. Canada? Maybe.

 

- Big network executives. Please stop shitting on our TVs and calling it entertainment.

 

- Patrick Spoon. Something about him pisses me off. His gaydar is going off.

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Aaron Carter- I so want to kick his ass. Nick's not far behind.

 

Tim Couch- He seems like a fun punching bag, I mean he gets treated like shit by Cleveland in his final few months and does nothing about it.

 

George Bush Sr- He created two idiots of sons who are in prominent power. His presidental run wasn't too great either.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I'd be happy boxing Marney, because lesbians tend to be formidable, plus she thinks she can beat up anyone.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

1. Patrick Spoon

2. Aaron Carter

3. Andrew Lloyd Webber

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Guest JacK

Russell Ingall . . . Marcus Ambrose . . . damn Ford V8 Supercar drivers . . . hell anyone who drives a Ford deserves it.

 

That and Guy Sebastion, the Australian Idol winner. He has a face that's just begging to be kicked. Or gouged with a screwdriver in some mutilating fashion.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Don't worry JacK - Guy Sebastion has already crashed and burned. I bet his record label regrets ever signing him.

 

I'd rather fight Shannon Noll that him.

 

And what do you think of the Ford Falcon XR8?

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Guest JacK
Don't worry JacK - Guy Sebastion has already crashed and burned. I bet his record label regrets ever signing him.

 

I'd rather fight Shannon Noll that him.

 

And what do you think of the Ford Falcon XR8?

He has? That's fucking great . . . those fucking Pepsi ad's with him in them were all over fucking Sydney a while ago.

 

And yeah Shannon Noll fucked it up for me now I can't rip off Raven and go 'What about me? Huh? What about JacK?' People think I'm ripping off him, which sucks.

 

And the XR8 is lame . . . lame . .. HSV GTS owns it's ass. The Monaro too. Even the Monaro's Pontiac retarded-up and sold in America own the XR8. Bah, stupid Fords.

 

 

Who the fuck is Patrick Spoon? And why would you want to fight over him?

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