The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Triple H: "So..um.." Benoit: "Uh..um..uh..the..tape on your head is..uh...um..." Triple H: "What a shitty excuse for a caption." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest slacklet Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Triple H: You will never be champion Benoit: I will by Wrestlemania XX Triple H: $500,000 Benoit: Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: Bet a bunch of lame smarks will be talking shit about us in lieu of some kind of humorous caption. Benoit: Speak for yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Triple H: You will never be champion Benoit: I will by Wrestlemania XX Triple H: $500,000 Benoit: Done 4 years later....... :::After Wrestlemania 20::: *Benoit arrives backstage with the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder, and approaches a bloody HHH* Benoit:Hey Hunter, how about my 500 Grand? HHH:Uh, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Benoit: Remeber when your finisher was a sleeper? Triple H: Yeah I made Jeff Hardy tap! Benoit: You suck. Triple H: Guess how our match at Summerslam will end... Benoit: D'OH!!! Triple H: Don't worry afterwards you will feud will Tyson Tomko. Benoit: D'OH!!! Triple H: Oh and you will be the father of Lita's child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 *fart* Um.... *fart* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Chris Benoit's staring contest intensity was becoming more and more apparent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: Dude, I don't have your tooth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Trips-.....What? .....Do...do I booger poking out of my nose or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Benoit: Psstt.... Are you going to treat my title reign like Jericho's? Triple H: Um'ahhh ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: Relax, I'm not gonna sabotage your title reign. *Crosses fingers behind his back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Benoit: *sniff* *sniff* Wow, you're right. That shampoo does make your hair smell nice. Triple H: It sure does. Want to try some? (Hey, every audience needs a shill. I thought I'd be funny and take a crack at it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest slacklet Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Triple H: You will never be champion Benoit: I will by Wrestlemania XX Triple H: $500,000 Benoit: Done 4 years later....... :::After Wrestlemania 20::: *Benoit arrives backstage with the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder, and approaches a bloody HHH* Benoit:Hey Hunter, how about my 500 Grand? HHH:Uh, what? I was actually trying to imply that Benoit paid HHH. Guess I should have used "deal" instead of "done". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Come here to discuss everything recent pertaining to WWE. Caption threads are ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Triple H: You will never be champion Benoit: I will by Wrestlemania XX Triple H: $500,000 Benoit: Done 4 years later....... :::After Wrestlemania 20::: *Benoit arrives backstage with the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder, and approaches a bloody HHH* Benoit:Hey Hunter, how about my 500 Grand? HHH:Uh, what? I was actually trying to imply that Benoit paid HHH. Guess I should have used "deal" instead of "done". HHH: Hey Benoit, where's my 500 grand? Benoit: No, I thought you thought..and..I paid.. HHH: But..I thought you were supposed to..but..I..money.. *both laugh* HHH: Oooh, boy, is this awkward. --Now how about my money? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: I think I cut myself shaving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 "Three seconds before the first gay love scene in the WWE." or "Do it! Do the HHHonk again!" "Fine, just one more time for you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted June 19, 2004 "So, how long till lasers shoot out of our eyes?" "I dunno; how long did it take for Sting's and Jake's to kick in?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 "We both need new razors." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detective Comics 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 "Do it! Do the HHHonk again!" "Fine, just one more time for you" I love the HHHonk. In fact, it is probably one of the greatest noises ever to come out of wrestling. I DARE YOU TO FIND ME A BETTER SOUND! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: "Kiss me." Benoit: "Go to hell. I...will...make...you...tap." HHH: "Father and Jugs have the book." Benoit: "Tongue or closed-mouth?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: "Wha...what the hell are you doing?" Benoit: "THIS...IS MY ANGRY FAAAAAACE!!!" HHH: "Really?" Benoit: "Yeah, why? Not convincing enough?" HHH: "Y...you looked like you were about to sneeze." Benoit: "Really?" HHH: "Totally." Benoit: "...Wanna see my happy face?" *Benoit pulls exact same facial expression* *Hunter backs away slowly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH - You will never be World Champion!! Benoit - Why? Because I'm not a part of the groovy bandage club?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Benoit: Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard (mêlée, final vociferations) tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . . HHH: ... what?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Benoit: Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard (mêlée, final vociferations) tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . . HHH: ... what?! W...T...F...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 You try to bring some culture to the WWE folder, and this is what you get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted June 19, 2004 I could tell as soon as this started that it would be a great thread. Chris Benoit's staring contest intensity was becoming more and more apparent. Maxim magazine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 HHH: Dude, I don't have your tooth. Winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
