News on new tag team/Nova/Alexis Laree

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

She IS Hot, but that picture looks like a mock mug-shot.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

Her ass is especially nice.

[razazteca 0]

Oh no they are going to be Los Talibanes! Emilio Charles, Bestija Savaje, Scorpio Jr. will not be happy about this.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Hell.. they're probably not happy that I'm using them in my TNM7 fed (World's Worst Wrestling) and i'm calling them "Team Taliban"

 

and there's another thing they're unhappy about.. check the card for more.

 

As for the gimmick.. Magnus/Snuka could be the playboy Saudis who just don't understand why Americans dislike them

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Definitely not the best photo of her.

Of course not. The best photos of her are the nude pics floating around the net.

[Fro 0]

I thought this was going to be about Nova/Idol getting called up, which I would have been all for. Magnus and Snuka? Eh, I don't know about that. Haven't seen any OVW stuff past April yet, so I haven't been able to see them trying this out.

 

I'm also all for Alexis coming up to the main roster.

Just watched OVW TV from last night, and no Magnus/Snuka Arab gimmick.

 

Magnus has a good bit of charisma and can talk, but is only decent in the ring and needs some more OVW time.

 

The funny thing is OVW had two really good tag matches this week that were better than any of the work any of the WWE regular tag teams have done in the last few weeks on free TV... and Nova didn't even wrestle in the Jersey Shore Crew's match (Idol/Danny Inferno did and were a lot better than I remembered them being).

 

Alexis Laree is great and it's a joke that she hasn't been called up yet.

[Placebo Effect 0]

Hey didn't they say at the start of this whole Diva search that they were Not looking for female wrestlers but what they considered were Divas?

 

So Just plain eye candy. So lets say then that Alexis does win in this wonderfully worthless rigged crap. Are they not wanting her to wrestling. At least not at the beginning?

Since Alexis is actually a capable wrestler, they could just pull a 'Eugene' with her. She comes in, acts like a simplistic Diva, then begins to show her true skill, beating the shit out of the lower end ones like Stacy and Nidia.

[AlaskanHero 0]

My thoughts on Jimmy Snuka Jr. being used as a Middle-Eastern wrestler are why the hell isn't The Rock using some of that backstage power to manipulate some storylines. I mean, if his uncle's kid is being turned into an arab when he's obviously Samoan (and The Rock probably takes pride in his heritage), you'd think the Rock would nix this. At least for Jimmy.

 

Weee, rambling is fun.

[Guest netslob]

(and The Rock probably takes pride in his heritage)

 

he does, actually. that huge tattoo he has on his arm/chest is apparantly a ceremonial tribal thing.

 

what i don't get is something someone else mentioned in an earlier thread. Snuka Jr. already has a ready-made gimmick in just being Superfly's son. hell, a fued with Randy Orton would be a no-brainer.

[Guest Sturgis]

Definitely not the best photo of her.

Of course not. The best photos of her are the nude pics floating around the net.

YOU MEAN THOSE AREN'T FAKE???

[Precious Roy 0]

As for the gimmick.. Magnus/Snuka could be the playboy Saudis who just don't understand why Americans dislike them

 

That's the best case scenario.

 

I'm expecting raghead jihadists though

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Then again.. the Saudi Playboy gimmick would work. Although the latest rumors claim that the Saudi security is helping Al-Qaida anyways.

 

How about these names?

 

Mash'al (Torch)

Abdul-Haqq (Servant of the Truth)

Marzuq (Blessed by God)

Najeeb (Of noble descent)

[Precious Roy 0]

The Saudi princes and bourgeois have been backers of Al Queda and simmilar outfits for a long time, but that's why making them "oblivious" Saudi royalty is the perfect way to do it. It's not as blatantly ignorant as making them straightforward Jihadists, but there's still the subtext there. It's like the ONLY way to approach a "muslim heel" gimmick with some intellectual depth.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Definitely not the best photo of her.

Of course not. The best photos of her are the nude pics floating around the net.

YOU MEAN THOSE AREN'T FAKE???

The one's I've seen look pretty real, but it has been awhile since I've seen them.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

So, these two guys are Saudi royalty who came to this country to go to college, but they were kicked out somehow, and they're used their family's money to learn how to wrestle.

 

One thing I expect Vince to ignore.. using the writing on the Saudi flag for most stuff is considered a bit offensive.

 

And anyways, if they're out of the country, that adds to their cluelessness.

 

"You know, you Americans love to complain about our country, you complain at the pump, yet we're gracious enough to share, and we're on your side"

[SuperJerk 0]

Why have the people on this thread insist on associating Alexa Laree with the Diva Search?

 

MarvinisaLunatic made a damn joke, and everyone just fucking ran with it.

[CanadianChick 0]

I'm assuming Alexis will come in as a face, which will bring life to the division somewhat. There are no faces except for Victoria because Lita is pregnant and I'm assuming she won't be wrestling.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

From Alexis Laree's website....

 

 

"Will Alexis appear on WWE RAW this Monday night?!

 

Rumors are flying all around the net this weekend that Alexis has been booked for WWE RAW this Monday night in Miami, FL. Is it true? As much as we would like to confirm or deny this rumor, we cannot. All we can say is that it's best to tune into Spike TV this Monday night and find out for yourselves! We all hope that Alexis FINALLY gets to take her step up from OVW to WWE, but if that is not the case at least you will get to see some of the top athletes in the nation show their stuff off. "

 

 

 

So expect her on Raw, most likely.

 

 

 

And here's an all right shot of her in "The Gathering" in TNA...

 

 

[Precious Roy 0]

I have a bad feeling that "Tina" will end up being Lita's sister

[SuperJerk 0]

I have a bad feeling that "Tina" will end up being Lita's sister

Why'd you have to go and say THAT?

[CanadianChick 0]

I have a bad feeling that "Tina" will end up being Lita's sister

What would be so bad about that? She'd have instant pops, which is always a good thing.

[SuperJerk 0]

I have a bad feeling that "Tina" will end up being Lita's sister

What would be so bad about that? She'd have instant pops, which is always a good thing.

She'd be in storylines with Lita.

 

Really, really shitty storylines with Lita.

[Blade2kxx 0]

Many thoughts on Alexis Laree, who is my favorite female wrestler EVER...

 

One: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NAME ALEXIS LAREE?!? HELL, MAYBE SOME TNA MARKS LIKE ME REMEMBER HER AS THE INSANE SPOTSTER THAT WAS IN A FUCKING CLOCKWORK ORANGE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH...

 

Tina is one of the most unmarketable names in the history of unmarketable names.

 

(It's also the name of my step-mom, so take that as you will)

 

Two: Keep Her Away From Lita

 

Come on WWE... The coolest thing they could do with her is stick her in Evolution (something that I've been campaigning for the group... Why don't they have the Evolution of Female Wrestling yet... maybe they're saving that for the joshi girl)

 

However, having her with Lita would kill her immediately...

 

Three: Alexis Laree vs. Victoria vs. Jazz vs. Trish Stratus... Hardcore Match...

 

*drools*

 

(yeah, I'm a mark for Alexis... I use her as a base in a fed I'm in... oh, and if you want some other good pics of her, I've got a decent amount between here and my mom's CPU)

[SuperJerk 0]

if you want some other good pics of her, I've got a decent amount between here and my mom's CPU

*raises hand*

 

Check your PM box.

[Guest JacK]

Yeah, Alexis Laree is quite attractive, and from what I've seen is quite the impressive wrestler. She got smashed in that Clockwork Orange match didn't she?

 

Why would you change her name though? It's a mad name.

 

And how decent are those pictures?

[AndrewTS 0]

I have a bad feeling that "Tina" will end up being Lita's sister

Wouldn't she more likely be Stacy's sister?

[Black Lushus 0]

she liked Randy Savage growing up so she's okay in my book...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Many thoughts on Alexis Laree, who is my favorite female wrestler EVER...

 

One: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NAME ALEXIS LAREE?!? HELL, MAYBE SOME TNA MARKS LIKE ME REMEMBER HER AS THE INSANE SPOTSTER THAT WAS IN A FUCKING CLOCKWORK ORANGE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH...

 

Tina is one of the most unmarketable names in the history of unmarketable names.

 

(It's also the name of my step-mom, so take that as you will)

 

Two: Keep Her Away From Lita

 

Come on WWE... The coolest thing they could do with her is stick her in Evolution (something that I've been campaigning for the group... Why don't they have the Evolution of Female Wrestling yet... maybe they're saving that for the joshi girl)

 

However, having her with Lita would kill her immediately...

 

Three: Alexis Laree vs. Victoria vs. Jazz vs. Trish Stratus... Hardcore Match...

 

*drools*

 

(yeah, I'm a mark for Alexis... I use her as a base in a fed I'm in... oh, and if you want some other good pics of her, I've got a decent amount between here and my mom's CPU)

I think honestly that you are just angry because your step mom isn't marketable....

 

 

Seriously though, why is it that you thought they would do ANYTHING right with her? They have horribly booked the women's division since it started and there is NOTHING of value there except for fucking T&A reasons......otherwise they are worthless.........so basically they are worthless.......or something.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

she liked Randy Savage growing up so she's okay in my book...

That also doesn't make up for her liking Journey though................

[Guest Trivia247]

how about the story of we will NEVER See Nova wrestle in the WWE.