Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I'd laugh my ass of if Lita said "It could be Kane's... ..or Evolution's..." Oh....dear god. The baby will have the Strength of the Batista, the style of Flair, the brains of HHH, and the...whatever Orton is, the painting skills of Matt Hardy, the magic to summon Kane at any moment like Bischoff, and the power to turn jackets inside out like Eugene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Are you six? Anyway, I liked the reaction that Kane got when he came on. The whole crowd knew what he was gonna say, and he wasn't even booed. It was like Maury. 16 and I love your sig. it proves a point that I have been trying to get across for like almost an entire day now. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Are you six? Anyway, I liked the reaction that Kane got when he came on. The whole crowd knew what he was gonna say, and he wasn't even booed. It was like Maury. That's because wrestling fans probably watch Maury. All we need now is Edge as a teenage bitch going "You think you know me? YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Well whoever said it...there you go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 ESSA RIOS ES EL PAPI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 This angle sucks, this happened to me. "The baby MIGHT be yours" Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Good for Matt. What a little whore Lita is. If you're going to fuck Kane, at least use protection. Slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Did she openly bang Kane or is this also going to turn into a rape angle? Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 22, 2004 hey we get it! The fixed thing here will have buncha stanks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted June 22, 2004 The baby "might be yours" is like number one on things NOT to say there. I thought only men were bumbling in that department. And how come Lita's anguished crying looks like her entrance routine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Coach is a pimp daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 so.. was Lita's night with Kane like Leia and Jabba in Return of the Jedi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Did she openly bang Kane or is this also going to turn into a rape angle? Thanks. Clearly you are dumber then we take you for... she clearly said "I had sex with him for you"...she had a choice. Fuck Kane or Watch the man of her dreams get killed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I just got home form work. Any Eugene stuff yet? Eugene was last spotted coming out of a limo with Evolution. Manipulating retards is apparently a natural heel manuever. Gracias. I watched some of RAW last week and I found the segment with Triple H and EUgene very funny. The condescending way that he talked to him and the slick comments that he slipped in had me rolling. My favorite part was when he told Eugen that he got him an extra large shirt so that he could put ti on over his jacket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I can understand Lita's frustration. Just how unreasonable can Matt be? His girlfriend slept with another man without using a condom. She is now pregnant and there is only a slight possibility that the baby is his. She's been lying to him the whole week, masquerading as if the child was solely his all along. And, on top of all that, she was going to accept his marriage proposal on the false pretense that he was actually the father of her baby. What a bastard. I mean....Lita DID say sorry.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I would mark the fuck out like never before if Eugene beat the shit out of all four of them right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 HHH is truly the cerebral assassin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Its not nice of HHH to trick Eugene like that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 False Triple H face turn #431 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Yeah because that wouldn't be an offensive storyline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 BAHAHAHAH Triple H's laughing was exactly like Ray Liotta's in Goodfellas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest slacklet Report post Posted June 22, 2004 that was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 The laughing ruled. Amazing how Eugene didn't hear that...seeing as he probaly got 2 ft out the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted June 22, 2004 This Eugene angle is being booked masterfully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 22, 2004 god i wish they didn't show those shitactular diva segments and just had buncha Evolution.Eugene skits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Just go Smackdown, they have an abortion every night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 22, 2004 god i wish they didn't show those shitactular diva segments and just had buncha Evolution.Eugene skits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Anyways, I would like to congratulate Kane and Lita on the impending arrival of their beautiful bastard child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Yeah because that wouldn't be an offensive storyline. Well, she can either... a.) Have it even though she doesn't want to, raise Michael Myers Jr., and live miserably ever after. b.) Abort. c.) Do more mind altering drugs to make Eugene Jr. I think b. is the least offensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
