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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Matt loves her so much he slammed a steel cage door in her face, making her more attractive.

Guest Anglesault
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If this was Yankee Stadium, everyone would be screaming "Say No"

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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And in a totally bizarre twist, it turns out the father really is....

 

 

 

 

 

 

....Katie Vick.

Thanks, I just spat my soda everywhere.

 

 

EW! Please, Camera 6, STOP DOING CLOSE UPS OF LITA!!!

 

And here comes Kane...

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Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet.

Thanks.

Because everyone knows it just takes a few weeks to have a mostly-developed fetus protruding from you.

Good point.

Thanks.

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Too bad Kane didn't come out wearing a red wig and Hot Topic clothes. Matt would have never been able to tell!

 

Kane in high-pitched voice: "Oh, Matt, what does this all mean?"

Matt: "Lita, will you--"

Kane in deep devil voice: "THE ANSWER IS NO."

*Kane boots him in the face*

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet.

Thanks.

Because everyone knows it just takes a few weeks to have a mostly-developed fetus protruding from you.

You expect him to know stuff like that?

 

 

AND OH NO! MATT BRINGS THE A-GAME ACTING!

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On the bright side, we have a lock for the Gooker award this year.

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