Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I'd laugh my ass of if Lita said "It could be Kane's... ..or Evolution's..." Oh....dear god. The baby will have the Strength of the Batista, the style of Flair, the brains of HHH, and the...whatever Orton is, the painting skills of Matt Hardy, the magic to summon Kane at any moment like Bischoff, and the power to turn jackets inside out like Eugene.
Drury37 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Are you six? Anyway, I liked the reaction that Kane got when he came on. The whole crowd knew what he was gonna say, and he wasn't even booed. It was like Maury. 16 and I love your sig. it proves a point that I have been trying to get across for like almost an entire day now. Thanks.
The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Well she is certainly not looking pregnant yet. Thanks. Are you six? Anyway, I liked the reaction that Kane got when he came on. The whole crowd knew what he was gonna say, and he wasn't even booed. It was like Maury. That's because wrestling fans probably watch Maury. All we need now is Edge as a teenage bitch going "You think you know me? YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"
Cartman Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 This angle sucks, this happened to me. "The baby MIGHT be yours" Classic.
Vyce Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Good for Matt. What a little whore Lita is. If you're going to fuck Kane, at least use protection. Slut.
Drury37 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Did she openly bang Kane or is this also going to turn into a rape angle? Thanks.
Guest Choken One Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 hey we get it! The fixed thing here will have buncha stanks...
Guest Anglesault Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 The baby "might be yours" is like number one on things NOT to say there. I thought only men were bumbling in that department. And how come Lita's anguished crying looks like her entrance routine?
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 so.. was Lita's night with Kane like Leia and Jabba in Return of the Jedi?
Guest Choken One Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Did she openly bang Kane or is this also going to turn into a rape angle? Thanks. Clearly you are dumber then we take you for... she clearly said "I had sex with him for you"...she had a choice. Fuck Kane or Watch the man of her dreams get killed.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I just got home form work. Any Eugene stuff yet? Eugene was last spotted coming out of a limo with Evolution. Manipulating retards is apparently a natural heel manuever. Gracias. I watched some of RAW last week and I found the segment with Triple H and EUgene very funny. The condescending way that he talked to him and the slick comments that he slipped in had me rolling. My favorite part was when he told Eugen that he got him an extra large shirt so that he could put ti on over his jacket.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops.
NYU Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I can understand Lita's frustration. Just how unreasonable can Matt be? His girlfriend slept with another man without using a condom. She is now pregnant and there is only a slight possibility that the baby is his. She's been lying to him the whole week, masquerading as if the child was solely his all along. And, on top of all that, she was going to accept his marriage proposal on the false pretense that he was actually the father of her baby. What a bastard. I mean....Lita DID say sorry....
jester Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I would mark the fuck out like never before if Eugene beat the shit out of all four of them right now.
The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 HHH is truly the cerebral assassin.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Its not nice of HHH to trick Eugene like that!
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 False Triple H face turn #431
LaParkaYourCar Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Yeah because that wouldn't be an offensive storyline.
The Mandarin Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 BAHAHAHAH Triple H's laughing was exactly like Ray Liotta's in Goodfellas.
Exslade ZX Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 The laughing ruled. Amazing how Eugene didn't hear that...seeing as he probaly got 2 ft out the door.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 This Eugene angle is being booked masterfully.
Guest Choken One Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 god i wish they didn't show those shitactular diva segments and just had buncha Evolution.Eugene skits.
The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Just go Smackdown, they have an abortion every night.
Guest Choken One Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 god i wish they didn't show those shitactular diva segments and just had buncha Evolution.Eugene skits.
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Anyways, I would like to congratulate Kane and Lita on the impending arrival of their beautiful bastard child.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Lita...it's called an abortion. It's NOT that expensive, maybe $500 tops. Yeah because that wouldn't be an offensive storyline. Well, she can either... a.) Have it even though she doesn't want to, raise Michael Myers Jr., and live miserably ever after. b.) Abort. c.) Do more mind altering drugs to make Eugene Jr. I think b. is the least offensive.
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