the One and Only Smackdown thread 6/24

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I believe the pecking order goes:

 

Raw > Velocity > TNA > Smackdown

Heat>Velocity. The death of the cruisers and Jindrak, Gunn, Holly, and Spike getting the Velocity pushes is much worse than watching Venis, Stevie, and Cade with guest appearances by Orton, Benjamin, Hardy, and Batista.

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Gotta love the sucker-clothesline spot.

 

I just noticed Noble has that STUPID FLAG embroided on his tights.

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If Knoble's going to slap the Stars 'n Bars on his tights, he really shouldn't put it against a melon colored background.

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Good Battle Royale, and cool finish instead of the "duck and back drop" spot.

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Smackdown is 2/2 so far. The crowd is just SO GOD DAMN TIRED/SLEEPY/DEAD except for London's splat.

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I will predict a 3/? after one segment airs that everyone should love

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Smackdown is 2/2 so far. The crowd is just SO GOD DAMN TIRED/SLEEPY/DEAD except for London's splat.

Wait.....That was Paul London? You mean he's real? Gasp. Well, at least I finally know what he looks like.

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An ACME concrete truck. Ok, they're not even trying anymore.

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Shannon Moore cut his hair a while ago; same goes for Noble and his tights switch. BTW, I think the idea is that it's a General Lee motif. Of course, I am a semi-regular Velocity watcher. (Heat > Velocity? Not in my world. Gunn and Holly on Velocity is funny, would you rather see them on Smackdown? And Cade? Heat is his show, no wonder I don't watch it)

 

EDIT: Just looked it up - Moore made his first Velocity appearance with the new 'do on May 1, and Noble debuted the oh-so-fashionable orange trunks on May 22. And BTW, this OAO thread is laughably pitiful due to the lack of traffic.

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Ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

 

 

THAT is Mordecai!??!?!?!

 

Is this a joke? He's the funniest looking thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!

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He looks like 1997 WCW Jeff Jarrett!!!!

 

Haha, nice white trunks and white mesh shirt.....

 

"I'm gonna crucify you!"

 

I predict Mordecai will lose to Holly when they wrestle.

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Mordecai, you mean you'll symbol-ize him, right?

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I don't even know HOW to rate that segment.

 

If you've seen Mordecai before, it'd be 2/3.

 

However, since I just laughed my ass off, Smackdown! thus far is 3/3.

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For some odd reason, I'd like to see Heyman manage both Mordecai and Undertaker.

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Hey have the Dudleys gotten new ring gear as rumored, or they still doing Camos?

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Mordecai should never SPEAK to anyone, and be untouchable. Instead he's getting beat up by Holly in front of everyone. Some mythical "Undertaker feud" that'll be.

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KENZOMANIA TIME!

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If Billy Gunn is "all american", I'm moving to fucking Iraq.

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Hiroko looks cute. What's Tazz talking about?

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Whats with Suzuki's....hyper-active "japanese" "karate"...dancing?

 

Fucking loser. Someone fire his ass!

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Suzuki looks terrible. What awful pants and hair.

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Get a fucking haircut, asshole.

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...watch they say Hiroko's the daughter of Mr. Fuji or something.

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Actually Torrie....it does.

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Hahahaha, Sable makes me laugh when she talks. Haha! FAT! This was pretty funny.

 

The match sucked, though. 3/4

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EDDIE GUERRERO!

 

HORSHU!

 

NEXT! on WCW Saturday Night!

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They could give Kenzo Akio and Sakoda. Make an angle when they become his samurai or something.

 

*insert something insulting about Torrie and Sable here*

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EDDIE GUERRERO!

 

HORSHU!

 

NEXT! on WCW Saturday Night!

If Mr. Hole in One Barry Darsow pops up on my screen, I will never miss Smackdown again.

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Dude, the Sable/Torrie segment was good!

 

Sable's not DEAN MALENKO, so don't diss her just because she can't work and sounds like a fucking idiot.

 

Her gimmick is that of a pompous, dumb, egotistical, blonde. She delivered the lines well.

 

Torrie, on the other hand, keeps growing uglier. The "At least it doesn't make me look EASY!" line was lame. I wanted something more hurtful.

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Have fun with JBL for the rest of your life. Pay up.