tekcop Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 I believe the pecking order goes: Raw > Velocity > TNA > Smackdown Heat>Velocity. The death of the cruisers and Jindrak, Gunn, Holly, and Spike getting the Velocity pushes is much worse than watching Venis, Stevie, and Cade with guest appearances by Orton, Benjamin, Hardy, and Batista.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Gotta love the sucker-clothesline spot. I just noticed Noble has that STUPID FLAG embroided on his tights.
Nevermortal Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 If Knoble's going to slap the Stars 'n Bars on his tights, he really shouldn't put it against a melon colored background.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Good Battle Royale, and cool finish instead of the "duck and back drop" spot.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Smackdown is 2/2 so far. The crowd is just SO GOD DAMN TIRED/SLEEPY/DEAD except for London's splat.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 I will predict a 3/? after one segment airs that everyone should love
AlaskanHero Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Smackdown is 2/2 so far. The crowd is just SO GOD DAMN TIRED/SLEEPY/DEAD except for London's splat. Wait.....That was Paul London? You mean he's real? Gasp. Well, at least I finally know what he looks like.
tekcop Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 An ACME concrete truck. Ok, they're not even trying anymore.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Shannon Moore cut his hair a while ago; same goes for Noble and his tights switch. BTW, I think the idea is that it's a General Lee motif. Of course, I am a semi-regular Velocity watcher. (Heat > Velocity? Not in my world. Gunn and Holly on Velocity is funny, would you rather see them on Smackdown? And Cade? Heat is his show, no wonder I don't watch it) EDIT: Just looked it up - Moore made his first Velocity appearance with the new 'do on May 1, and Noble debuted the oh-so-fashionable orange trunks on May 22. And BTW, this OAO thread is laughably pitiful due to the lack of traffic.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! THAT is Mordecai!??!?!?! Is this a joke? He's the funniest looking thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 He looks like 1997 WCW Jeff Jarrett!!!! Haha, nice white trunks and white mesh shirt..... "I'm gonna crucify you!" I predict Mordecai will lose to Holly when they wrestle.
Nevermortal Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Mordecai, you mean you'll symbol-ize him, right?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 I don't even know HOW to rate that segment. If you've seen Mordecai before, it'd be 2/3. However, since I just laughed my ass off, Smackdown! thus far is 3/3.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 For some odd reason, I'd like to see Heyman manage both Mordecai and Undertaker.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Hey have the Dudleys gotten new ring gear as rumored, or they still doing Camos?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Mordecai should never SPEAK to anyone, and be untouchable. Instead he's getting beat up by Holly in front of everyone. Some mythical "Undertaker feud" that'll be.
Nevermortal Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 If Billy Gunn is "all american", I'm moving to fucking Iraq.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Hiroko looks cute. What's Tazz talking about?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Whats with Suzuki's....hyper-active "japanese" "karate"...dancing? Fucking loser. Someone fire his ass!
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Suzuki looks terrible. What awful pants and hair.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Get a fucking haircut, asshole.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 ...watch they say Hiroko's the daughter of Mr. Fuji or something.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Hahahaha, Sable makes me laugh when she talks. Haha! FAT! This was pretty funny. The match sucked, though. 3/4
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 EDDIE GUERRERO! HORSHU! NEXT! on WCW Saturday Night!
AlaskanHero Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 They could give Kenzo Akio and Sakoda. Make an angle when they become his samurai or something. *insert something insulting about Torrie and Sable here*
MillenniumMan831 Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 EDDIE GUERRERO! HORSHU! NEXT! on WCW Saturday Night! If Mr. Hole in One Barry Darsow pops up on my screen, I will never miss Smackdown again.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Dude, the Sable/Torrie segment was good! Sable's not DEAN MALENKO, so don't diss her just because she can't work and sounds like a fucking idiot. Her gimmick is that of a pompous, dumb, egotistical, blonde. She delivered the lines well. Torrie, on the other hand, keeps growing uglier. The "At least it doesn't make me look EASY!" line was lame. I wanted something more hurtful.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Have fun with JBL for the rest of your life. Pay up.
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