KKK apparently joins Nader's press team

[Guest Cerebus]

Everyone's favorite paranoid, far left-wing, election spoiler has weighed in...big time (pun intended) on Mikey.

 

Your old friends remain committed to blazing paths for a just society and world. As they helped you years ago, they can help you now. They are also trim and take care of themselves. Girth they avoid. The more you let them see you, the less they will see of you. That could be their greatest gift to Moore the Second—the gift of health. What say you?

 

KKK, you didn't tell me that you joined Nader's campaign.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I like Ralph. He makes me laugh.

 

Seriously, this is an interesting point. I rememer seeing Mikey attend Nader presidental rallies back in the day on C-Span...

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

That title certainly was misleading.

[NoCalMike 0]

Moore is just another person to paranoid to vote for Nader, even though he knows his heart he wants to. In 2000, 7 million registered democrats voted for Bush, so the next time I hear the Democrats trying to blame 200,000 green votes on Gore's loss, I think I am going to go insane.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

The Greens rejected Nader and replaced him with a guy from the Ukiah area. Smart move for everyone. Nader was becoming bad PR after 2000 and the fact that HE KEEPS ON RUNNING BUT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE.

 

I don't see him being a factor in the election or polls now assuming he's still interested in running as an Independant. All the Greens that were going to vote for him to try and advance their party will, for the first time, be throwing their vote away if they go Nader. So do they go with their new guy or do they go with Kerry just to make sure that libs aren't branded whiny socialist America-haters for another four years?

 

Should be interesting to find out.

[Guest Cerebus]

Now, Nader wants to call for an intervention:

 

"I've been at him for years, saying 'you've got to lose weight,' " Nader said in the phone interview. "Now, he's doubled. Private exhortations aren't working. It's extremely serious. He's over 300 pounds. He's like a giant beach ball."

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Oh crap. I suggest someone put out a Mikey Is Fat documentary, title it "Farenheit 325", and then at the end happyness is restored because Rush Limbaugh is hired to be his dieting counselor.

 

"Now let ol' Rush tell you, there's amazing new weight loss properties in these pills right here. These are the miracle drugs the media is always talking about. I think they are. Of course, I'm partial to the red, white, and blue, but I also get a kick out of the yellow ones. Be sure to avoid that round one, I doubt you're ready for it yet."

"Wow. These are great. I can't even feel my oncoming congestive heart failure."

"See? You're getting there already!"

[Vyce 0]

So do they go with their new guy or do they go with Kerry just to make sure that libs aren't branded whiny socialist America-haters for another four years?

Heh. That's going to happen no matter who wins in November.

[Guest Hero to all Children]

This reminds me of a German QA joke that I'll modify as to make it Americable (which is an awesome word, by the way.):

 

Q: The leaders, power-players and important figures (basically everyone who matters) of the Republican party and the Democratic party are on a cruise, discussing their political differences and the future. The ship hits an ice berg in the middle of nowhere and sinks.

Who's saved?

A: The people of the United States of America.

 

 

I mean .. wouldn't it be nice if we could take Michael Moore, Rush Limbaugh, Ann(e) Coulter, Al Franken, Bill O'Reily and company, and shoot them to the moon? Like without space suits. They generate enough hot air to make that rock habitable within a few years.