Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 29, 2004 shouldn't you being latching on to someone's nut sack right about now? Can I warm my hands on yours? I dislike you. Feel the anger! Piss broke character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I dislike you. Neat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: should I invite JSYK in and watch him and Piss fight in very polite language? Angelslayed: Yes FrznBlockofPiss: YES!!! TsunamiWaveChain: That would be entertaining, yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i sent the invite buildingonapathy has entered the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Jon Angelslayed: Jony buildingonapathy: what's going on, boys? FrznBlockofPiss: JONY 2 X 4! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: We are waiting for Piss to attack you buildingonapathy: hold on a second, Piss, I got a phone call. FrznBlockofPiss: I find your character lacking and feel you should take the beccesary steps to correct it. FrznBlockofPiss: That typo was a solid indication of my disaproval MYSTERIOUSONETSM: gold MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *waits for JSYK to get back from call* FrznBlockofPiss: I find it rather preposterous that such a phone did in fact occur. FrznBlockofPiss: I also cast dispersions on JSYK's choice of E-Friends. FrznBlockofPiss: I await your response to my previous comments buildingonapathy: you point to flaws in my character, yet you don't even know me. RCdawgs78: like that House Ampoliros: Let's drop Piss and JSYK and talka bout ME. ShootersBeau has entered the room. TsunamiWaveChain: .... buildingonapathy: ...... House Ampoliros: ..... FrznBlockofPiss: ,,,, MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ........ whoisnikjohns: >>>> TsunamiWaveChain: !!!! buildingonapathy: ????? RCdawgs78: MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *everyone reaches for the ignore feature at the same time buildingonapathy: say something. RCdawgs78: IB is here TsunamiWaveChain: No shit ShootersBeau has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: there MYSTERIOUSONETSM: now back to Piss Vs. JSYK buildingonapathy: he didn't even say anything. House Ampoliros: *ignore only CWM* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: bah buildingonapathy: Piss would have to respond to me for it to be Piss vs. Me FrznBlockofPiss: I feel that the fact that JSYK doesn't recognize his obvious failings, leads to the fact that anything I say will be promptly ignored. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: there ya go buildingonapathy: I suck at being relevant on a message board. buildingonapathy: that's basically it? buildingonapathy: or are you just going to resort to these stupid "well if you don't know I won't tell you" type of insults. House Ampoliros: If only more people would admit that. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yeah DUTCH FrznBlockofPiss: Your clever attempt at subterfuge leds me to believe that you enjoy peanut butter to dangerous ammounts MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Piss is the best flamer ever House Ampoliros: I'm awesome at being relevant. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: if it was 98 House Ampoliros: Piss is my internet god. House Ampoliros: Well, there's an exception. buildingonapathy: outstanding. buildingonapathy: anything else you'd like to point out about me, Piss? FrznBlockofPiss: I was just waiting for the rebuttal MYSTERIOUSONETSM: JSYK where's your rebuttal buildingonapathy: Where's my rebuttal to a claim that I like Peanut Butter? buildingonapathy: I, in fact, dislike Peanut Butter a good deal. Angelslayed: Liar MYSTERIOUSONETSM: liar buildingonapathy: liar. Angelslayed: Lair MYSTERIOUSONETSM: rail Angelslayed: arli TsunamiWaveChain: Lari! Angelslayed: Cousin Lari buildingonapathy: the only actual contact I've had with peanut butter in the past year has been to give my dog her medication. Angelslayed: You put your dog's medication on your crotch? FrznBlockofPiss: I beleave that speaksfor itself. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: indeed buildingonapathy: Congrats, Piss, you've got your own team of sack danglers. buildingonapathy: Maybe one day Dave and Drew will get an opinion of their own MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Oh I have an opinion Jon FrznBlockofPiss: Oh, you feeling left out of your usual routine? Angelslayed: I'd dangle on yours, but the peanut butter would make me slide off House Ampoliros has left the room. buildingonapathy: this is fucking pointless. Angelslayed: I love you Jon MYSTERIOUSONETSM: chill out RCdawgs78: I'm hungry FrznBlockofPiss: I loves ya baby, I just utterly dislike your personaility. Angelslayed: Jon has some peanut butter for you, RC buildingonapathy: For the last time, Piss. buildingonapathy: you don't know me. buildingonapathy: how can you dislike my personality? buildingonapathy: You can gauge someone's personality through text now? TsunamiWaveChain: Yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Ugh, Jon that's a weak arguement buildingonapathy: HE PUT A SEMICOLON THAT MUST MEAN HE RAPES DOGS. RCdawgs78: I got oreo's and I know he wants some filling MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You talk about thinks you like MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and dislike FrznBlockofPiss: I believe your current responses show my point loverboy. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you talk about music, women, sports, stc MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *etc MYSTERIOUSONETSM: people can get a rough idea of what you might be like Angelslayed: If it'll make you feel better, I'll start asking Dave personal questions TsunamiWaveChain: And when you engage in conversation, your thoughts are put into text MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Shoot Drew FrznBlockofPiss: ok Angelslayed: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh Angelslayed: Well I'm shot Angelslayed: I think I used up all my personal questions last time MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yes you did whoisnikjohns has left the room. Angelslayed: Whatever happened to that cock ring anyway? FrznBlockofPiss: did you ask if he had a turtleneck? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: some chick swallowed it Angelslayed: A hooded sweatshirt? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: 5 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: See Jon, they've found out I like Hooded Sweatshirts FrznBlockofPiss: I meant a slightly different type of turtleneck Angelslayed: And rapes dogs MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and I spell poorly FrznBlockofPiss: hopefully a different type buildingonapathy: dear Christ. buildingonapathy: alright, ask me a question, then. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: so that likely means I'm not the best educated fellow Angelslayed: You're just a product of Canada Angelslayed: It's perfectly understandable FrznBlockofPiss: What is the capital of Historia? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I don't need to ask you a question myself, I think we know each other well Angelslayed: Historia City? buildingonapathy: I have no idea, Piss. FrznBlockofPiss: Or do you feel discussion of this nature is below you? you make me gag with rage and utter anger and abandonment. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: abandonment? FrznBlockofPiss: my cat went into the other room. buildingonapathy: this discussion isn't below me, no. RCdawgs78: don't worry piss, I'm here MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I think you two should like see a marrige counsler. What do you think Slayer? FrznBlockofPiss: oh, now you like to "go slummin" to get your kicks, huh? You are a disgase to your fellow bank employees. buildingonapathy: "I have an idea but I need to check it with everyone else first" buildingonapathy: I don't work at a bank Angelslayed: Slayer approves buildingonapathy: and if I wanted to "go slummin" I'd walk two streets away MYSTERIOUSONETSM: OMG CWM ASKED FOR SOMEONES OPINION HE MUST HAVE A NEED FOR APPROVAL LOL 2004!1 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm just sittin here enjoying this MYSTERIOUSONETSM: no need to snipe at me Angelslayed: You live in Tuscon, right Jon? buildingonapathy: Tempe FrznBlockofPiss: So you frequently visit building of an insideous nature? I can't believe you are allowed to walk the streets that children walk. Angelslayed: D'oh Angelslayed: Wrong college town Angelslayed: You ever been to Tuscon? buildingonapathy: when I was younger, but not recently buildingonapathy: everyone that I hate from school is going to college there, so I'm staying here Angelslayed: Is it true the light fixtures are all weird there, bowled downward? Sheol123987 has entered the room. buildingonapathy: in Tucson? Angelslayed: yes Sheol123987: I have managed to bore myself stupid so I'm making two trips into this room today Angelslayed: Thumbtack's here now *cranks up the Manowar* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Tack you've joined intime to see Piss Vs, JSYK buildingonapathy: no idea, Slayer buildingonapathy: haven't been there in a long time, and when I went I went with my family so we did a lot of touristy stuff FrznBlockofPiss: You involve you family with you nefarious deeds and actions. this is beyond belief and comtempt. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh buildingonapathy: have I mentioned this is pointless? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: but you said this wasn't beneath you? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's not like Piss is calling you a cocksucker Sheol123987: I want to see some bloodletting on aim tonight FrznBlockofPiss: Next you are going to say it was just for fun, some jolly happy time. But we all know the anger and insanoity that dwell behind those evil eyes. buildingonapathy: Piss vs. JSYK is pointless MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's been entertaining buildingonapathy: it's absolutely pointless MYSTERIOUSONETSM: even if it is one sided buildingonapathy: yeah, it's hard to combat someone telling you that you like peanut butter Sheol123987: i should be vs. somebody Angelslayed: It may be pointless, but I'm turned on buildingonapathy: Piss: You eat poop. Angelslayed: Thumback, I mock you and your value system buildingonapathy: CWM: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HE SAID POOP! PISS IS MY FAVORITE FLAMER! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that'll make you look better Jon FrznBlockofPiss: Now he resorts to wild accusations. I can't believe this. Sheol123987: fuck off manosimpsonslayer Angelslayed: Silent Enigma > Judgement MYSTERIOUSONETSM: No Jon. Piss is making you look like a dick. I enjoy it when I see someone get so mad over something so stupid Sheol123987: oh Sheol123987: no Sheol123987: the Sheol123987: fuck you Sheol123987: didn't Angelslayed: I meant every word of it Sheol123987: wait Sheol123987: this doesn't actually bother me given the source Angelslayed: pft, like it would bother you from SOMEONE ELSE Sheol123987: someone with any sense or taste maybe i would MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I have good taste buildingonapathy: whatever. buildingonapathy has left the room. Sheol123987: i want the script of what happened before i came in Posted for Shel aka Thumbtack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 30, 2004 ShootersBeau has entered the room. TsunamiWaveChain: .... buildingonapathy: ...... House Ampoliros: ..... FrznBlockofPiss: ,,,, MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ........ whoisnikjohns: >>>> TsunamiWaveChain: !!!! buildingonapathy: ????? RCdawgs78: MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *everyone reaches for the ignore feature at the same time buildingonapathy: say something. RCdawgs78: IB is here TsunamiWaveChain: No shit ShootersBeau has left the room. That was by far the best part of the chat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 ShootersBeau has entered the room. TsunamiWaveChain: .... buildingonapathy: ...... House Ampoliros: ..... FrznBlockofPiss: ,,,, MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ........ whoisnikjohns: >>>> TsunamiWaveChain: !!!! buildingonapathy: ????? RCdawgs78: MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *everyone reaches for the ignore feature at the same time buildingonapathy: say something. RCdawgs78: IB is here TsunamiWaveChain: No shit ShootersBeau has left the room. That was by far the best part of the chat. I must agree but the fact that Piss was saying the stupidest things and getting JSYK mad was pretty funny too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2004 FrznBlockofPiss: You involve you family with you nefarious deeds and actions. this is beyond belief and comtempt. FrznBlockofPiss: Next you are going to say it was just for fun, some jolly happy time. But we all know the anger and insanity that dwell behind those evil eyes. buildingonapathy: it's absolutely pointless. buildingonapathy: yeah, it's hard to combat someone telling you that you like peanut butter Angelslayed: It may be pointless, but I'm turned on This is my favorite little group of quotes, put together for the comedy value of Slayer's quote. So then, who chooses Jif? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 Personally I love: FrznBlockofPiss: Or do you feel discussion of this nature is below you? you make me gag with rage and utter anger and abandonment. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: abandonment? FrznBlockofPiss: my cat went into the other room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2004 Are you guys just in the new TSM chatroom or whatever? This might be worth being online for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2004 It's not. Just a bunch of losers circle jerking in their crappy club for jerks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 Are you guys just in the new TSM chatroom or whatever? This might be worth being online for. Yes that's where it happened Hoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: dutch and eagan killed the chat MrAdamFromMass: fucking Dutch PJones2K2: I'm not this Eagan guy you're talking about MYSTERIOUSONETSM: indeed House Ampoliros: fine then. House Ampoliros has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yep, dutch and eagan PJones2K2: No MYSTERIOUSONETSM: evil old dutch and ghey old eagen PJones2K2: I think YOU'RE eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that's just the sort of thing eagan would say, right FS? MrAdamFromMass: my aunt wants me to gup to Maine and beat up her husband.... MrAdamFromMass: go up even PJones2K2: I'm confused MrAdamFromMass: ya, that's right CWM....mhmmm, you sure know it! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Eagan is often confused PJones2K2: I'm not confused MYSTERIOUSONETSM: PJones2K2: I'm confused MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Now you're lying...just like you used to, Eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You going to call us Prince Paul next? PJones2K2: Shut up Prince Paul MrAdamFromMass: ~! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: And Just like Eagan you're trying to be amusing and faling MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You've got alot to learn Eagan PJones2K2: So, if you're saying I'm "just like Eagan" that means I'm not Egan, right? PJones2K2: Eagan* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: No it's a cmment to FS so it still applies to you, eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Nice try MrAdamFromMass: I'm just a failure though, they've come to accept that MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Now you've gone and depressed FS, Eagan MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Apologize to the poor man PJones2K2: I apologize MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Always trying to placate people isn't cool Eagan PJones2K2: I'm sorry MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You should learn to be your own man MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Real men don't say Sorry PJones2K2: Ok, I'm learning MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Oh No Eagan, You've just began Angelslayed: Rejoice I am returned MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Slayer, Eagan's talking MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Read the last 5 minutes of the transcript MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Do you have anything to say for yourself Eagan? Angelslayed: Eagan, you rock MrAdamFromMass: Be your own man, even if people hate you MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Your silence condems you Eagan PJones2K2: Thank you guys. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that's "Sirs', Eagan That's just to show Jon that we're not being assholes to just him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2004 I got owned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 and the REAL eagan is in the chat now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 30, 2004 Eagan469 has entered the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ... The greatest moment in TSM Chat's brief history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 30, 2004 TxChyna9th has entered the room. Nevermortal: I'm going to buy TSM. TxChyna9th has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hahahahahaha Angelslayed: Who the hell was that MrAdamFromMass: TSA MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that was TSA Angelslayed: BWAHA MYSTERIOUSONETSM: HAHAHA Nevermortal: Transportation Security Agency? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that was fucking gold Nevermortal: lolomg House Ampoliros: awesome. Kingpk19: Wanted to brag about her sex life, but forgot her notes, I guess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 Told you I wasn't Eagan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 TxChyna9th has entered the room. Nevermortal: I'm going to buy TSM. TxChyna9th has left the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hahahahahaha Angelslayed: Who the hell was that MrAdamFromMass: TSA MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that was TSA Angelslayed: BWAHA MYSTERIOUSONETSM: HAHAHA Nevermortal: Transportation Security Agency? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that was fucking gold Nevermortal: lolomg House Ampoliros: awesome. Kingpk19: Wanted to brag about her sex life, but forgot her notes, I guess She was scared away by the prospect of NM owning the board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 Every time I try to log into this chat, it either crashes my AIM or freezes my entire computer. And the link on the main page didn't work for me either, I had to Macguyver my way into the damn thing in the first place. I guess it's because I'm using a Mac... APPLISTS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 1, 2004 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *kills self* it starts running and then it says it's missing ANOTHER .dll file FrznBlockofPiss: heh FrznBlockofPiss: you suck at computering MYSTERIOUSONETSM: seriously Sheol123987: what are you trying to crack FrznBlockofPiss: wallnut MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I am going to kill EVERYONE MYSTERIOUSONETSM: nothing it says it as soon as it opens MYSTERIOUSONETSM: DIE COMPUTER FrznBlockofPiss: banplz CrAnDaMoNiuM: can you just severly maim me? Sheol123987: cwm should just format/reinstall Sheol123987: get rid of the windows 95 he's clearly running MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I need to get a new computer that's waht FrznBlockofPiss: 98 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: god damn girlfriend broke it Sheol123987: what's the stats on yours? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: uh...it's a computer Sheol123987: ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and um MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's windows 98... FrznBlockofPiss: he got a floppy stuck in his disk drive before Sheol123987: that beautiful Sheol123987: is Sheol123987: how do you even do that MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I did not FrznBlockofPiss: do you want me to search the logs again? CrAnDaMoNiuM: how old is your computer? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you'll just make it up MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's like made of spare parts FrznBlockofPiss: like I madeup your pic huh? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: because my good computer died FrznBlockofPiss: squirrel peed on it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: no Sheol123987: cwm peed on it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it got hacked MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and stopped working Sheol123987: 1337 MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and the store guy said it would cost some huge amount to fix so i said fuck that MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm not rolling in cash MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm canadian man Sheol123987: what program are you trying to crack CrAnDaMoNiuM: my computer almost got hacked because of all them invasions, tho them kids were just stupid MYSTERIOUSONETSM: nothing now because my compputer has frozen except for this window. I can't even move my fucking mouse FrznBlockofPiss: Answer to fixing cwm's comp MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *weeps* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I've become dutch FrznBlockofPiss: little penis? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i hate you Sheol123987: win MYSTERIOUSONETSM: nobody better post this transcript FrznBlockofPiss: *posts* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i bet you will too CrAnDaMoNiuM: hmmm.... Sheol123987: he suspects that this cheap attempt at self awareness is going to prevent it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you are all evil FrznBlockofPiss: no, laz I mean tack can do it Sheol123987: I'm not cool enough to post logs yet FrznBlockofPiss: and cwm is? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it'll be Cranda MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's always the one you least suspect FrznBlockofPiss: go go crandaRAAAAANGEEEERSS! MYSTERIOUSONETSM: or more Likely I will because I don't care if I look like an Idiot CrAnDaMoNiuM: damn!...umm...I mean I'm not going to do it Sheol123987: good thing to MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *bangs head* FrznBlockofPiss: dave's pic MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i can tell that one was fake FrznBlockofPiss: he clicked it, cran knows it MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I had things that were unsaved and I can't save them now FrznBlockofPiss: don't use comp as bong MYSTERIOUSONETSM: well I geuss Kotz'll have to write Board Wars today because I'm not rewriting it FrznBlockofPiss: heh FrznBlockofPiss: help him out, he may have been ditvhed tonight. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i don't think that it's a question of mayhave MYSTERIOUSONETSM: It's more a quesion of if he even made it out the door FrznBlockofPiss: well, i'm trying to be nice again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 I don't get it. What made the last one funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 1, 2004 just how dumb i am Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 Well played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 1, 2004 we just had 33 people in the chatroom. No one in there has ever seen more people in a chat. well done TSM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 Did MissPantsBulge accept my invitation to cyber. I decided to go socialize with real people rather than stick around and find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 1, 2004 No unfortunetly she did not Inc. Perhaps next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2004 Did anyone save that chat? This fucking moron closed the window a second before I thought of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites