Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Worst 20 mins EVAR~! This is why I failed in life..... participating in such cool stuff as this^^^ KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 You failed in life because you got hot and heavy with another man and took pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Kotzenjunge (1:03:22 AM): 20 minutes, starting now. (..) Kotzenjunge (1:23:34 AM): MIKE IS DOWN all you need to know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I bet if she made a joke about Ronald Reagan, he probably would have stashed her body behind McDonalds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Yeah, that was all very hilarious. I am in tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Memoirs of Chevy: I'd shit on her shoes Memoirs of Chevy: piss in her mouth...jizz on her face DonkeyLips316: if you drink acidic fluids MYSTERIOUSONETSM: not according to my girlfriend, Rob... Kotzenjunge: But CWM, you can't lay a hand on a woman~ MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Czech Clever Drunk: You know, I was telling people about my cousin, who when he was nine, took a shit in a fucking men's room urinal. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i mean Clever Drunk: He came from bad stock, you understand CreemosKCR: inbred? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Kotz I wouldn't touch a woman in a negative way unless i had to Memoirs of Chevy: the visual of shitting in a stall is humours Clever Drunk: No, redneck and Lumbee indian Memoirs of Chevy: fuck my spelling up the ass ChicagoLoop979: Lumbee? where in the country are they Clever Drunk: I WAS THERE BANKY Clever Drunk: The visual is fucking HILARIOUS DonkeyLips316: there was a kid at my high school that managed to shit all over the walls of the bathroom DonkeyLips316: we still don't know how he did it DonkeyLips316: he was a nice kid, too ChicagoLoop979: That'd be one funny looking urinal cake lol! Thanks. Memoirs of Chevy: you didn't fucking stop him? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he rubbed his shit on the wall ChicagoLoop979: was he the Serial Pooper? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: how hard is that to get Clever Drunk: Lumbee is a federally unrecognized tribe in Southeast NC Memoirs of Chevy: where you to busy staring at his weiner? DonkeyLips316: nah, he wouldn't do that CreemosKCR: Tatanka was a Lumbee Memoirs of Chevy: fucking Yanks MYSTERIOUSONETSM: If he'd shit all over the place... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you can't put that past him Memoirs of Chevy: someone released a Showgirls special edition DVD Memoirs of Chevy: thats fucked up DonkeyLips316: in 2nd grade we had a retarded kid that shit himself every day after lunch - he came in fron t and went "I went poopie" every day Memoirs of Chevy: where's the Freddy got Fingered 3 Disk Set? Memoirs of Chevy: I never knew you went to school with CWM, DonkeyLips ChicagoLoop979: lol ChicagoLoop979: poopie MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Okay, is DonkeyLips IB? Clever Drunk: I stood at the entrance to the bathroom... this was at a flea market, too... and after two minutes, I looked in, and his ass was on the urinal, suspended a foot or so about the mouth, has his little arms were holding his weight up Memoirs of Chevy: thats pretty fucking boss Clever Drunk: His legs were squared up in the air, and he was pushing SO, so hard DonkeyLips316: that's great ChicagoLoop979: Did he know that's not what they're for? Clever Drunk: The look on his face was classic Memoirs of Chevy: thats hot Clever Drunk: I don't know dude. I just... dont know CreemosKCR: was he stupid? DonkeyLips316: there was an episode of Pete & Pete I remember where the kids got locked in the school, and the guys told the onlty girl that the urinal was a foot washer Clever Drunk: Was/ Still is ChicagoLoop979: Pete & Pete oh don't get me started CreemosKCR: being a Redneck Redskin and all Kotzenjunge: The places where dudes are expected to piss into a long trough freak me out. Clever Drunk: REDNECK REDKIN ChicagoLoop979: AHH! ChicagoLoop979: I hate piss troughs! Memoirs of Chevy: urinals scare me in general Clever Drunk: I am laughing my fucking ass off Memoirs of Chevy: thus I squat to piss Clever Drunk: Or LMAO, as the kids say ChicagoLoop979: They have piss troughs at the Bradley Center, so I can't have any WWE potty breaks Clever Drunk: Someone post this part oft he chat CreemosKCR: they have a trough at Kauffman Stadium ChicagoLoop979: Why do I want to see other men's urine flow along with mine? Memoirs of Chevy: I've never seen a piss trough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I demand to be invited to these chats so that I can chose to ignore them, rather than having it thrust upon me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 5, 2004 House Ampoliros: Hey, CWM, remember that girl I talked to you about (out of about 6 or 7) that's my friend but said she loves me? And then she came over to visit, was uptight the entire time and left without mentioning what she told me? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yeah House Ampoliros: cI was talking to her the other day and was talking about exes being annoying and she goes "Well, maybe youwouldn't have annoying exes if you didn't go out House Ampoliros: with whores and girls who don't care about you and went out with the ones who cared and were right in front of you." MYSTERIOUSONETSM: oooh House Ampoliros: Meanwhile, I'm just thinking ... "Buh?" MYSTERIOUSONETSM: did you ask yourself what CWM would do? House Ampoliros: Yeah, but she was talking to me online. Fucking her was not an option. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: oh MYSTERIOUSONETSM: a pity MrAdamFromMass: you could have told her to come over MYSTERIOUSONETSM: always ask yourself WWCWMD MYSTERIOUSONETSM: or WWDD Angelslayed has entered the room. Angelslayed: I like stuff MYSTERIOUSONETSM: liar MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Dutch did you say anything toher? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: or did you just let it hang there? House Ampoliros: You don't get it though, she's BEEN over before and hanging out and tlaking and she'll NEVER mention House Ampoliros: how she's said she loves me and that I should have been her "first" and if you even get close to tthe subject of it, she = uptight. MrAdamFromMass: the answer to that question has two answers, fuck her or fuck whatever it is and go get drunk. I'm not saying the answers are wrong though MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Fuck dude, it's obvious what you need to do. House Ampoliros: Kill her. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: no MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Get her drunk or high MrAdamFromMass: Dutch, if you had this thing we call charisma you would have been set MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and THEN ask her MrAdamFromMass: get her drunk MrAdamFromMass: liquor = truth syrum House Ampoliros: Mr. Adam from Massachussetts. I hate you. House Ampoliros: She doesn't drink. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: we all do MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hate him that is House Ampoliros: And I'm guessin gthat if there was one thing in my life she disapproves of other thanmy taste in women, it'd be the drinking. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Well dutch one of these days just say "Look BITCH stop playing games and tell me how you feel" MYSTERIOUSONETSM: the bitch is optional House Ampoliros: See, I'm thinking "fresh start". MYSTERIOUSONETSM: boo MYSTERIOUSONETSM: fresh start's do not work House Ampoliros: get away fromany woman I've dated before or have feelings for or have had feelings for and jsut find someone completely new. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: that never works Angelslayed: Fresh start by kicking her ass out the door MYSTERIOUSONETSM: why is it so hard for you to just ask someone out you like dude? House Ampoliros: so you're saying I'm stuck with this select group of women I've dealt with before for hte rest ofmy life? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: the worst they can do is say no MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i'm saying if you like them then ask them out instead of looking for something that might not exist MrAdamFromMass: and then laugh at you behind your back with their other female friends MYSTERIOUSONETSM: adam MYSTERIOUSONETSM: shut up House Ampoliros: *kicks adam's ass* MYSTERIOUSONETSM: *laughs* Angelslayed: Isn't that what women do? House Ampoliros: I didn't ask Adam out though. Angelslayed: Maybe you should MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he'd say yes MrAdamFromMass: the worst I can do is say no Dutch House Ampoliros: Adam, will you go out with me? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he'd at least call you House Ampoliros: I like calls ... Angelslayed: I'd kick Dutch out of bed for eating crackers MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I'd kick Dutch. MrAdamFromMass: I'm sorry Dutch, its not you...its me. *laughs at you behind your back with others* IamHungryJack has entered the room. House Ampoliros: I just got turned down by a man. how is that supposed to make me feel? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I don't kaugh at dutch behind his face though. I stand in front of him and point a finger and fall over chuckling MYSTERIOUSONETSM: kaugh? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: how'd i do that? Angelslayed: Depends House Ampoliros: Making him an apt targeting for kicking. Angelslayed: Were you looking to go out with a man? House Ampoliros: No. But I'm easily susceptible to suggestion. It's CWM's fault. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: this is a weird convo MrAdamFromMass: as long as that kick is a running Yakuza I approve MYSTERIOUSONETSM: You always blame me SPECTREAgent13 has entered the room. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: but you never follow my suggestions House Ampoliros: This might be the funniest conversation I've ever had. House Ampoliros: Well, maybe you should come up with slightly less retarded suggestions. MrAdamFromMass: When asking WWCWMD fails remember to blame CWM afterwards House Ampoliros: "Fuck them" does not always work. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: why are you still here Dutch? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: go fuck her House Ampoliros: Can I ... MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Fuck them ALWAYS works House Ampoliros: Can I still fuck girls when I asked a guy out in this chat room? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yes MYSTERIOUSONETSM: but we get to make jokes about it Angelslayed: Only if you have a penis MYSTERIOUSONETSM: well so much for that then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 Kotzenjunge: Tyler and I are laughing about Mike getting his ass kicked for 20 minutes by his girl. Wow, she's so dangerous, I bet she goes door to door for John Kerry now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 6, 2004 The chat now has it's own FOOSTER in LurkerTSM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 Not a TSM chat, but whatever ... House Ampoliros: My life is surreal. Hoff V1: You should FILM it. Hoff V1: Your life, not men urinating. Hoff V1: Although.... Hoff V1: =-O House Ampoliros: R. Kelly would be on my ass in a minute. Hoff V1: GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT BITCH~! And he'd give you the Fecal Flatliner and you'd be OUT. Hoff V1: Moral is, don't fuck with R. Kelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 Oh, and my favorite IM ever ... IllustriousOne85: I am a cyber Godf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 My plan to use emo chicks to reinvigorate the chat has backfired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 christ, who the fuck were those people, was that like CE taking over the chat or something? maddening blocks of colours and unknown names, either way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 7, 2004 I musta missed that but we had some weird chicks show up and ruin it tonight as well. I ended up making a new chatroom until they left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 Erg... we thought it would be fun to invite some high school stereotypes and make fun of them, but they invited their friends and turned it into an AOL chat. Now, we're talking about politics very fervently since intelligent discussion is the bane of stupidity. We've winnowed it down to about six of them, but they're hanging on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 Dammit... the last few WON'T LEAVE. Someone come help us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 GtrTre6: yeah CerealSsCheerio: im hot as crap GtrTre6: it's uhm.. Clever Drunk: HOLY SHIT, I"VE GOT MOD GtrTre6: that means Clever Drunk: alt-f4 equals Mot powers! GtrTre6: hot as crap GtrTre6: you're damn sexy CerealSsCheerio: hehe DanWKliknet: run command.com and type 'deltree *.*' Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: yeah, it gives you the chat operator abilities in some chats Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: try it OzzysHeadlessBat: if you click on somebody's name in the chat, you can press Alt + F4 to kick them out GtrTre6: yeah NotSuper2k: If you're a SEXY BEAST~! you should press alt-f4 DanWKliknet: it'll clean your computer up CreemosKCR: "This morning, the Bush-Cheney campaign launched an ad attacking John Kerry's decision. This ad was produced before they even knew who had been selected. " Clever Drunk: Ozzy, you are OUT OF HERE OzzysHeadlessBat has left the room. CerealSsCheerio: wait.... Clever Drunk: Fucker CerealSsCheerio: it doesnt really kick ppl out does it? Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: You did it wrong, duh. TheGophersRComin: lol TheGophersRComin: hahaha DanWKliknet: run command.com and type 'deltree *.*' to clean and defragment your computer Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 = BANNED GtrTre6: if you're a SEXY BEAST~! you should say "tre' is a sexy beast!" DanWKliknet: keep it more virus-free CerealSsCheerio: damn Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. CerealSsCheerio: tre invite me back to the other chat CerealSsCheerio: or devvie TheGophersRComin: lol GtrTre6: k CerealSsCheerio: no CerealSsCheerio: wait CerealSsCheerio: lets no Clever Drunk: Who's next? CerealSsCheerio: nvm RexusBRizzo: yo yo everybody in the 202 put your hands in the air NotSuper2k: FREE PORN!!!! Press alt-f4! CerealSsCheerio: im bored GtrTre6: what's the 202? CerealSsCheerio: *dies of boredom* Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. CerealSsCheerio: *undies* DanWKliknet: run command.com and type 'deltree *.*' =] Clever Drunk: Not Suoer TheGophersRComin: alt+f4 closes your box just fyi Clever Drunk: OUT@! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: man, that banning isn't cool NotSuper2k has left the room. GtrTre6: i'm not putting my hands in the air GtrTre6: untill i know what i'm doing CerealSsCheerio: lol Clever Drunk: AHAHA Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 OUT Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. RexusBRizzo: lol TheGophersRComin: dude OzzysHeadlessBat has entered the room. TheGophersRComin: how do you boot people thats cool RexusBRizzo: man, i was gonna pull down your pants CerealSsCheerio: what the hell? OzzysHeadlessBat: what the hell? OzzysHeadlessBat: who booted me? CerealSsCheerio: how do you boot ppl?! Clever Drunk: It doesnt seem to work for long Clever Drunk: Oh well DanWKliknet: click on 'run' in the start menu DanWKliknet: run command.com and type 'deltree *.*' Clever Drunk: AHAHAHAHAHHA Clever Drunk: Bye Ozzy OzzysHeadlessBat has left the room. CerealSsCheerio: wont that kill your computer? GtrTre6: hah.. CerealSsCheerio: will it? CerealSsCheerio: i dont want to try it if it will DanWKliknet: no it'll clean it for you and defragment GtrTre6: how do you boot people thats cool RexusBRizzo: man, i was gonna pull down your pants CerealSsCheerio: what the hell? CerealSsCheerio: im serious i'll die GtrTre6: RED WHITE AND BLUE Clever Drunk: I did that by pressing alt-f4 GtrTre6: THE AMERICAN DREAM! DanWKliknet: defragments all files RexusBRizzo: lol CerealSsCheerio: lol! CerealSsCheerio: no it doesnt GtrTre6: i missed it.. what was funny? CerealSsCheerio: HOW DO YOU BOOT PEOPLE DanWKliknet: wtf are you talking about DanWKliknet: damn kids TheGophersRComin: -.- Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. GtrTre6: put on a boot, and shove it up their ass... Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: wtf CerealSsCheerio: NOT THAT YOU DUMBASS Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: i keep getting kicked Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: what's with that NotSuper2k has entered the room. Clever Drunk: Okay, I'll stop kicking people OzzysHeadlessBat has entered the room. GtrTre6: UGH! Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: how'd you do it?> OzzysHeadlessBat: seriously whoever's doing this it's not fucking funny RexusBRizzo: :'( GtrTre6: that hurt Clever Drunk: I wont tell Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: tell me! CerealSsCheerio: dude... OzzysHeadlessBat: don't you dare do that again DanWKliknet: dude. Clever Drunk: Come to the other chat, I'l tell you TheGophersRComin: what other chat GtrTre6: dude....? DanWKliknet: the other chat. Clever Drunk: Dont fuck with me OzzysHeadlessBat has left the room. Clever Drunk: Fucker TheGophersRComin: booted or left? GtrTre6: yeah, don't fuck with him GtrTre6: he'll kill you internet style DanWKliknet: rejected! oooooOOOh denied GtrTre6: hmm.. CerealSsCheerio: HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO THAT?! TheGophersRComin: lol Clever Drunk: Dan Klinet DanWKliknet has left the room. Clever Drunk: Fucker GtrTre6: ..danwkliknet sounds like... somebody from my school Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. RexusBRizzo: hey cheerio, how did you know naturegirls was a porn website? TheGophersRComin: lol CerealSsCheerio: HOW DO YOU KILL THEM?! Clever Drunk: NotSuper2k Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: WTF Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: stop that shit Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. CerealSsCheerio: oh i was in a chat Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: HEY Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. CerealSsCheerio: and a bot linked the site Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. CerealSsCheerio: that was to mateo Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. TheGophersRComin: lol Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has entered the room. Clever Drunk: Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3 has left the room. TheGophersRComin: haha TheGophersRComin: i laugh at their misfortune TheGophersRComin: thats a neat trick CerealSsCheerio: MATEO Clever Drunk: I'm leaving now DanWKliknet has entered the room. Clever Drunk: I'm not telling anyone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 I forgot to explain .. I basically set it up with those guys so that when I said their name in chat, they would leave. It's a great effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 This might've turned into the greatest night of chat in history, as Marney made an appearance and made lewd comments at one of the lingering emo chicks. That alone made my night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 whoGOTda Bootay: uhm... i guys whoGOTda Bootay: *hi MYSTERIOUSONETSM: emo is gay Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: we were talking to you thoth2020: YOU SPELLED HI WRONG YOU CUNTSTICK SIG'D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 I hate you all. So very... very much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic does any grls hav a mic FUCKING SHUT UP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 Okay, it's gone to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 KingKip16: hey Sheol123987: hi KingKip16: whats up Sheol123987: do i know you KingKip16: no KingKip16: i thought i would be nice Sheol123987: ok KingKip16: so how it going Sheol123987: going ok Sheol123987: you? KingKip16: not to bad KingKip16: you ever cyber? Sheol123987: yeah a few times KingKip16: thats cool Sheol123987: yeah it's alright KingKip16: you want to Sheol123987: go ahead and start me off KingKip16: well i push you on to the bed and smother you in kisses Sheol123987: yeah i'm likin that. KingKip16: then i take your shirt off and go down your neck KingKip16: then undo your pants Sheol123987: yeah gently, nice n slow KingKip16: then i take you bra off and through it on the floor Sheol123987: oh fuck this shit kid, I can't even hold it anymore. ain't no bra on the floor, ain't no kisses or beds, I'm a dude. I don't cyber, go outside. don't message me again. good night likethishere: lets cyber too likethishere: come on yea likethishere: fuck my face ho Sheol123987: eat my fucking cock likethishere: sure just jam it down my throat big boy Sheol123987: yeah I could fuck your head till your vocal chords are cutting my cock off Sheol123987: but it ain't worth the trouble, cyber = faggish, fuck off likethishere: faggish likethishere: tee likethishere: hee Sheol123987: yeah yeah Sheol123987: faggish as a term is pretty close to cybering, so don't feel bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 House Ampoliros: Kotex is making tampons that have SMELLS to them. House Ampoliros: The fuck? MYSTERIOUSONETSM: dude MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i didn't need to hear that House Ampoliros: Violet, aloe vera and chamomile. House Ampoliros: I'm just ... wow. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: stop MYSTERIOUSONETSM: please House Ampoliros: THEY HAVE SMELLS. MYSTERIOUSONETSM: shut up man! House Ampoliros: Can you imagine going down on your girl without knowin' she has a tampon in? House Ampoliros: "Do I smell aloe vera?" House Ampoliros: "Why yes. Yes you do." MYSTERIOUSONETSM: you're awful MYSTERIOUSONETSM: plz stop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 7, 2004 the fuckers even invited an AIMbot in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 IT WAS ME SMARTMARKS IT WAS ME ALL ALONG Well, it was me inviting that first wave. Anyone who came after that first rush was that Booty person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 I'm glad that none of you guys were there to see what just happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 What happened? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
