Mole 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Well July 2nd is Lindsay Lohan's birthday and she is now 18. Now guys can dream legally about wanting to bang her, even though they will never ever ever have a chance. Including myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 May called, they want their flavour back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Yay. Another chick I can now legally slide my pecker into, but never will. I'll bring the streamers to the party... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 If she was a flavour, I'll bet she'd be raspberry swirl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Loganberry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Lohanberry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 until this bitch starts doing porn, i'll even take softporn, i could care less about her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Around the US (and maybe Canada), a resounding cry of "SHOW YOUR TITS~" rises Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 She's been legal in England for two years, so big whoop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Rule Britannia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 Damn you Brits and your steak-and-kidney pies! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 You like them do you? We are the home of baked goods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2004 http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14424,00.html Good News, Bad News for Lindsay Lohan by Julie Keller Jun 30, 2004, 5:55 PM PT It was supposed to be a good week for Lindsay Lohan. Everyone's favorite teenage drama queen just signed on to pitch a line of high-end purses and, on Friday, she will celebrate her 18th birthday. But thanks to her dad, the celebratory mood has soured. Once again, her paternal unit is in hot water with the cops. On the heels of his arrest in May for a scuffle with his brother-in-law comes word of yet another arrest, this time for skipping out on a hotel bill. Michael Lohan was busted Tuesday in Long Island for ducking out on a $3,800 bill at a posh local hotel last April. Apparently, he booked some suites for guests and refused to pay the bill, despite multiple attempts at collection by the management of the Oheka Castle hotel. Lawyers for the now infamous dad say the arrest boils down to a bad credit card. "As far as I know, Michael arranged to have the bill paid via credit card, and for reasons he was not aware of, the card did not go through," Lohan's attorney Marvin Hirsch told New York Newsday. "No one contacted him, no one let him know the bill didn't get paid, and next thing you know, two cops show up at the courthouse." The elder Lohan was released from jail on $250 bond (let's hope he paid cash) after being charged with misdemeanor for theft of services. Tuesday was a double whammy for him. Daddy dearest was picked up by the cops for the hotel-bill flap following a court appearance for that May family feud. In the latter case, he is facing assault charges for allegedly slapping around his brother-in-law during a first communion bash. He's also facing prosecution next week in Manhattan for losing his temper and punching a sanitation worker in the face for blocking his car into a parking space. Aside from the whole father fiasco, the Freaky Friday star is marking the days until she can vote and legally date That '70s Show's Wilmer Valderrama in high style. Literally. She has just been recruited as the new face of Dooney & Bourke handbags. She will be the pitchwoman in a new ad campaign for a new line of waterproof canvas purses. The handbags, featuring enamel charms spelling out Dooney & Bourke and another line featuring hearts drawn out in crayon colors, will be available starting in August. Meanwhile, Lindsay is keeping busy with her new role as Hollywood's hottest It Girl. She recently hosted the MTV Movie Awards and an episode of Saturday Night Live and starred in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Her latest flick, Mean Girls, opened in May to strong reviews and the number-one spot at the box office. And she recently signed on again with Disney, who gave her her first big break in a remake of The Parent Trap, for a remake of the 1968 flick The Love Bug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted July 2, 2004 What kind of little bitch presses charges against their brother-in-law for slapping them??? That's fuckin' ridiculous. Probably just as well she's turned 18 now though, he sounds like type who'd massively abuse access to his daughter's cash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Fez isn't gay? who knew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Kotz. But he ain't getting any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 ^ Agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Schwing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 She has freckles on her boobs. I love that so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Eye didn't think I did, but yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I like the flawless look of innocence on her face that I'd love to defile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 she needs corrupting. Badly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 I'm sure she's well-corrupted, which is part of the appeal. To wit: I'd fuck Lindsay Lohan. There would be no "making love"—just dirty, sweaty grinding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 3, 2004 A leash, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 The way her arm is bent in that picture, it just makes me sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheJewof2001 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 She needs a little Jew in her. Where is Jesus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2004 Fez wishes he was like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2004 Thanks for my new sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
