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Wouldn't it be funny if HHH too got attached to the little bugger, and Evolution punts him because everytime Evo wants to punk Eugene, HHH says wait until finally he says "hey the little guys not that bad" BAM Instant face turn setting up HHH/Orton.

and then in the background you'd hear "Ladies and Gentlmen...the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion... The Amazing Rando"

 

Cause there is NO chance of that happening.

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Looks like HHH's bodybuilding book must've been pushed back.

 

Significantly.

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Wouldn't it be funny if HHH too got attached to the little bugger, and Evolution punts him because everytime Evo wants to punk Eugene, HHH says wait until finally he says "hey the little guys not that bad" BAM Instant face turn setting up HHH/Orton.

Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer.

Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night?

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Wouldn't it be funny if HHH too got attached to the little bugger, and Evolution punts him because everytime Evo wants to punk Eugene, HHH says wait until finally he says "hey the little guys not that bad" BAM Instant face turn setting up HHH/Orton.

and then in the background you'd hear "Ladies and Gentlmen...the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion... The Amazing Rando"

 

Cause there is NO chance of that happening.

No chance- it's a ridiculous idea or No chance- it's exactly what should be done but the bookers are too daft to do it?

 

Help me out here.

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Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer.

Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night?

Yes...yes I have

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So, does Eugene's strength only overpower heels?

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Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer.

Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night?

Yes...yes I have

Kane can sing a lovely rendition of We Didn't Start The Fire.

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Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer.

Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night?

Yes...yes I have

I knew I wasn't the only one

 

Deep down wanted those "Rock" concerts and "Fozzy" performances to spill over and get everyone involved.

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I want Eugene to embrace the dark side

 

Nothing worse than a mentally handicapped kid who deep down is a rotten jerk anyway who you can't be mean back to cause everyone says "he doesn't know any better", all while he looks at you with a smart ass grin on his face.

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Wouldn't it be funny if HHH too got attached to the little bugger, and Evolution punts him because everytime Evo wants to punk Eugene, HHH says wait until finally he says "hey the little guys not that bad" BAM Instant face turn setting up HHH/Orton.

Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer.

Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night?

Opening Segment: "Hello" by the Beatles, as sang by Chris Jericho.

Women's Match: "Cherry Pie" by Warrant - Stacy, Victoria, and Lawler

Orton Match: the Evolution Theme Song

La Rez Match: "Oh Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy, complete with Val Venis on trumpet.

HHH interview: "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison OR "Say Say Say" by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney (with Flair joining in the duet)

HHH Match: "I Am The Champion" ... Homer Simpson Stylez

 

End of the show - All of RAW Roster singing "So Long, Farewell" from the Sound of Music

 

 

EDIT: The Women's Match could also do a full chorus of "Let's All Go To The Lobby"

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Guest Staravenger

HHH can sing "If You Only Knew" to the entire roster. Of course we know what he's gonna do to them, thats the funny part!

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What if Spike TV told people to shake their Bond Bond's haha.

Thanks.

......

 

*wonders if you've started to add haha to the end of everything to make teh thanks more annoying and noticeable :|

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I want Eugene to embrace the dark side

 

Nothing worse than a mentally handicapped kid who deep down is a rotten jerk anyway who you can't be mean back to cause everyone says "he doesn't know any better", all while he looks at you with a smart ass grin on his face.

WWE needs to remember that those suckers aren't all sweet and benign. Some will flip out and attack you for no reason. My mother works with them, so I know. ;)

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Wouldn't it be funny if HHH too got attached to the little bugger, and Evolution punts him because everytime Evo wants to punk Eugene, HHH says wait until finally he says "hey the little guys not that bad" BAM Instant face turn setting up HHH/Orton.

Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer.

Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night?

Opening Segment: "Hello" by the Beatles, as sang by Chris Jericho.

Women's Match: "Cherry Pie" by Warrant - Stacy, Victoria, and Lawler

Orton Match: the Evolution Theme Song

La Rez Match: "Oh Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy, complete with Val Venis on trumpet.

HHH interview: "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison OR "Say Say Say" by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney (with Flair joining in the duet)

HHH Match: "I Am The Champion" ... Homer Simpson Stylez

 

End of the show - All of RAW Roster singing "So Long, Farewell" from the Sound of Music

 

 

EDIT: The Women's Match could also do a full chorus of "Let's All Go To The Lobby"

I seriously would be in heaven if they ever had the balls to try that

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What if Spike TV told people to shake their Bond Bond's haha.

Thanks.

......

 

*wonders if you've started to add haha to the end of everything to make teh thanks more annoying and noticeable :|

No I have been making some jokes tonight and I want to see make sure you notice that they are jokes.

Thanks.

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We've all wanted to see WARZONE!: The Raw Musical

Lilian singing a musical number in a thin dress while getting hosed down..mmmm...

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Guest Staravenger

Chris Benoit can sing All I want for Christmas is my one front tooth while Tajiri blows a jug.

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What if Spike TV told people to shake their Bond Bond's haha.

Thanks.

......

 

*wonders if you've started to add haha to the end of everything to make teh thanks more annoying and noticeable :|

Worse than that:

 

He's secretly a huge Jarrett fan.

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Lita can sing "I Don't Know How to Love Him" about Kane, from Jesus Christ Superstar.

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Lita can sing "I Don't Know How to Love Him" about Kane, from Jesus Christ Superstar.

Or that song that I can't think of the name right now but it goes "Torn between two lovers feeling like a fool loving you both is breaking all of the rules..." or It Wasn't Me by Shaggy.

Thanks.

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