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Anyone else ever get this problem? They come from under the house I think, so it's hard to fight them. I hoping not to have to spray poison in the house.

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Mix polystyrene (46 parts), petrol(gasoline) (33 parts) and benzene (21 parts) and sugar, and place it suitably far away from your house but close enough to attract the ant's attention.... Then light it when all the ants are harvesting it.... Then run like hell.

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Guest combat_rock

Yeah, I used to live like a pig, untill I got an ant invasion, and the fuckers actually started biting me while I slept. So I cleaned up my act and put out traps.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Keep your dirty dishes clean, and drip antifreeze onto a sugarcube for them. Also, smash every single one you see. When they're getting mashed, they'll put out distress pheromones. Leave the bodies by the opening of their nest, so the rest of them will see.

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Keep your dirty dishes clean, and drip antifreeze onto a sugarcube for them.

Unless you have kitties...

Well, if your cat is pissing you off, you can kill two birds with one stone.

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And speaking of kitties -- the person that probably left this one to drown hopefully will get a visit from the Cancer Fairy...

 

Link and stuff...

 

ST. PETERSBURG -- When Maggie Rogers spotted something bobbing in the water three miles into the Gulf of Mexico while on a scalloping trip with friends, she assumed it was a turtle, or a piece of sea kelp.

 

But as the boat got closer and slowed down, she found it was a tiny, apricot-colored kitten. Nine inches long and screaming at the top of its lungs, the cat was paddling furiously.

``We scooped him up and he sat on the boat with me for eight hours,'' said Rogers, who is the finance director at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium.

 

``He was exhausted and stressed,'' Rogers said. ``His heart rate was high.''

 

The boaters on the 17-foot Scout Current Drift did not know how the kitten arrived in the Homosassa Bay. There were at least 40 boats in the crowded area where he was found, they said.

 

On Tuesday, three days after he was found, a veterinarian found the 10-week-old, 1-pound kitten had worms, but was otherwise healthy.

 

He was adopted by Rogers' sister-in-law _ and named Nemo.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Could have been brought on a fishing trip and fell off the side of the boat. I don't think anybody is going to take their cat out on a boat in a full harbor and just throw it overboard. If you want to dispose of a cat then you just drive it to some wooded area and drop it off, you don't make a major plot involving boats to do it.

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Oh geez, I had those tiny ants in my room once. Had them for 2 Summer's straight, I'm scared that they might come back this year. I dont know where the fucking thing come from! I can't see where they could get in my room at all. A room infested by ants is so gross, I still sleep upstairs.

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I don't think anybody is going to take their cat out on a boat in a full harbor and just throw it overboard.

We're talking about the human race here -- I don't put anything past them. Even if was an "accident" you still go overboard and save the kitty...

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