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Guest Birds in the Hotel
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God damn heathens!! Ruining my perfect blog.

 

I went with chineese for lunch. Lo mein, sweet and sour chicken and General Tso's. God damn I'm full.

 

Sorry Dids, I'll have to try your suggestion next week.

 

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Actually, that does sound very good. Not sure where I'd get one around here though. Maybe the sandwhich shop could do something like that?

 

Thanks Dids.

IHOP. Or just order two sourdough jacks and a side of BBQ.

 

Dids- didn't get fat just sitting around, he did it eating too.

 

That reminds me- where's Ripper?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

He hasn't posted much lately, I see him on AIM sometimes, he comes into the Chat occasionally.

Guest Birds in the Hotel
Posted

Blog,

 

I just felt up and almost fucked some girl, in my office, while IN MY OFFICE.

 

She's a slut though.

 

Who da man?

 

Happy birthday to me.

 

 

Birds in the Hotel

Posted

The very hot 19 year old who works for me asked me to put a dog collar on her ealier today...

Guest Birds in the Hotel
Posted

Blog,

 

I tried to talk the girl into sex, but she said she gets to loud. Only half a preent for me I guess.

 

She wants to set something up for next week. I did what I did in the heat of the moment. I might have to fire up the "lame excuse" machine if I'm not feelin' it next week. She had her chance with greatness.

 

Later on ya'll.

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Dude...aren't you married?

Guest FrigidSoul
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The very hot 19 year old who works for me asked me to put a dog collar on her ealier today...

Did you sniff her ass afterwards?

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She wants to set something up for next week. I did what I did in the heat of the moment. I might have to fire up the "lame excuse" machine if I'm not feelin' it next week. She had her chance with greatness.

It never happens if you talk about it.

Posted
The very hot 19 year old who works for me asked me to put a dog collar on her ealier today...

Did you sniff her ass afterwards?

I'm professional, no hitting on/fucking the people that work for me. Way more problems than it's worth.

 

All I'll say is that whoever does put that collar on her is going to be a lucky man.

Guest Birds in the Hotel
Posted
Dude...aren't you married?

Me? Hehe...that uh...didn't work out.

 

Actually, we are "trying to work things out." As you hear, I'm trying very hard.

Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted. It doesn't amaze me anymore (and it really never did), but I do notice how much better I am than these poor, misguided souls who can never confront reality.

 

Awash in awesome,

 

Dr. Tom

Guest UncleJesseMark
Posted
Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted. It doesn't amaze me anymore (and it really never did), but I do notice how much better I am than these poor, misguided souls who can never confront reality.

 

Awash in awesome,

 

Dr. Tom

pussy

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Dude...aren't you married?

Me? Hehe...that uh...didn't work out.

 

Actually, we are "trying to work things out." As you hear, I'm trying very hard.

too bad. Bye buddy.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted
Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted.

That's not completely true, some people do enjoy his presence. I'll never know how that story ended about his work thinking of suing him for flippinf over their rig.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

Dear Paul's Diary,

 

Its tommorow and Tack hasn't given me free music. He deserves a swift kick to the nuts

 

Signed,

Frigid

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
The very few people who enjoyed Birds long ago proved that their opinions are meaningless, so arguing his worth is a moot point.

IE. People he dislikes can't have good opinions.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted. It doesn't amaze me anymore (and it really never did), but I do notice how much better I am than these poor, misguided souls who can never confront reality.

 

Awash in awesome,

 

Dr. Tom

You are about as funny as a kick to the nuts.

 

You folks are no fun. Bah, bah.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted
Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted.

I'm afraid we can't help you with that particular vice of yours, Tom. Writing about it in a diary is a small step at the very least, but isn't going to cure that problem.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
You banned him on his birthday.

 

How could you?

Thats a very fucking good question! Let him have his day, Tom!!! Bastards.

Guest Mike302
Posted

Silly mods. Ban this ID too. But if you can't tell, I'll come back. You'll ban me again. Then I'll come back. It'll be a vicious circle, as it has been. But NEITHER of us will win. Not the board, and not myself. And to those of you who hate me...YOU'LL be the losers in all this. Fuckers.

Guest Nelly's Bandaid
Posted

Sorry, but I can't help but feel the loser in all this is whoever keeps trying to come back to the board after getting banned.

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