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Didn't see a thread about this, hell I didn't even know it was on until about 2 minutes ago. But I'm guessing that some actually did tune in to watch it. (No need for everyone to go NO ONES WATCHING THIS SHIT :P )

 

It's pretty funny..the three girls I've seen. Because every time one comes out...the people boo the hell out of them lmao. And it seems the girl who got booed the most...was the one that got through. :lol:

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Guest The Ultimate Fantasy
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Did the one who was playmate of the year win?

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Highlights of the Diva Show:

 

Coach: And here's Girl #1

 

Hunter: I...uh.....I saw that, when you walked out here, you stepped first with your right foot. You're making it to the second round!

 

Girl: Hooray!!

 

*Jumps up and down creating major b00bage!!*

 

Crowd: YEAH!!!!!

 

Coach: And now here comes Girl #2

 

Edge: I....uh.....I see you're wearing a blue bra. Everybody knows you wear red in July. You're not making it to the second round.

 

Girl: Awww.....

 

Crowd: *stunned silence*

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Hunter: I.....uh.....I understand you're a firefighter.

 

Bobbi: Yes. Yes I am.

 

Hunter: Well....uh.....tell me how you would put out my fire.

 

Bobbi: Um......uh......he he......use water. Maybe a fire extinguisher too.....? He he.

 

Hunter: ......no third round

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Orton: Sell this T-Shirt.

 

Girl #1: Okay. Um.....I got $20 for it.

 

Orton: What?! That shirt cost $25! Get out of here!

 

Girl #1: *sob* Okay....

 

::Girl #2 walks in::

 

Edge: Well, who's your favorite porn star?

 

Girl #2: She's....

 

Edge: Did you say "she"?! You're going to the second round!!

Guest Mr. Wrestling
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I hope Jericho's wife isn't watching.

At least Triple H doesn't have to worry about his wife.

 

 

Is it me or did Jericho just own that girl?

Guest combat_rock
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Had to set my VCR to record Smackdown, I'll probably watch this too, just to watch Jericho rocking these bimbos faces.

Guest Mr. Wrestling
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I hope Jericho's wife isn't watching.

At least Triple H doesn't have to worry about his wife.

 

 

Is it me or did Jericho just own that girl?

Jericho's owned about 5 girls so far tonight.

I missed the first hour :(

 

I was watching I Love the 90s and forgot it was on.

Guest The Ultimate Fantasy
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Is JR commentating? It would be so awesome if said "THIS COULD THE WWE FOREVER!!!!" Or perhaps "business is about to pick up."

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Coach: And before we continue with the second round, we have a special guest. Mrs Stephanie McMahon!!

 

"I'm All Grown Up" blasts over the loudspeakers as Stephanie awkwardly steps onto the ramp with a 20s-style flowered thong, complete with red bonnet. She starts rubbing her right hand along her right thigh, meanwhile licking the fingers on her left hand, as the collective fans in the crowd begin to groan.*

 

HHH: That's.....that's good, honey. I.....uh......Stephanie, what is the greatest achievement you've ever had?

 

Stephanie: Um......remember when I won the Greenwich Meatball Eating Contest of 2003? That was pretty exciting. And then there was that Watermelon Eating Contest last January......that was pretty great.....

 

HHH: Damn right it was. You advance to the next round!

 

Stephanie: HOORAY!

 

*Stephanie begins to jump up and down, her boobs vibrating violently with every jump. Suddenly, her bra rips off, and her right boob falls to the ground and begins to roll away. It abruptly rolls to the right and onto Edge's foot*

 

Edge: Ah.....Christ......my foot. Not another injury! What the hell is that thing?

 

Stephanie: I don't know. Like a bowling ball or something? Thanks, Hunter, baby!

 

*Stephanie jogs backstage happily. Meanwhile, right before she's able to make it to the back, something falls out from behind her left thigh*

 

HHH: I.....uh.....was wondering where the remote was. Fourth round for this woman!

Guest Mr. Wrestling
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They took the ugly black chick but eliminated Candice (The obvious crowd favorite). Are the judges stoned tonight?

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Heh..notice they're eliminating the ones people like.

 

I thought they were gonna put all the ones people like...and just rig the votes for Carmella. But instead it looks like they're gonna try to FORCE a Carmella win...by picking all the ones the people don't really cheer for lmao.

 

Ok...that sucks, they're saying this is gonna be live on RAW? I thought there was gonna be a seperate show dedicated to this stuff or something. But they're gonna do it on RAW!?

Guest Staravenger
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They took the ugly black chick but eliminated Candice (The obvious crowd favorite). Are the judges stoned tonight?

Maybe they don't want to have a racial lawsuit for not picking a black one.

 

So....was this entertaining, or was it a good choice for me to watch Noises Off instead?

Guest Staravenger
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Dear God!!! Why must Mae & Moolah fucking ruin every Diva thing WWE does?! FOR KICKS!?!

Guest Mr. Wrestling
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They took the ugly black chick but eliminated Candice (The obvious crowd favorite). Are the judges stoned tonight?

Maybe they don't want to have a racial lawsuit for not picking a black one.

 

So....was this entertaining, or was it a good choice for me to watch Noises Off instead?

But she was UGLY, surely there had to be a good looking black girl to had tried out for this or at least some good looking minority. That choice is disgusting and then to get rid of the most popular girl on the show.

Guest DeathBecomesYou
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Coach: And before we continue with the second round, we have a special guest. Mrs Stephanie McMahon!!

 

"I'm All Grown Up" blasts over the loudspeakers as Stephanie awkwardly steps onto the ramp with a 20s-style flowered thong, complete with red bonnet. She starts rubbing her right hand along her right thigh, meanwhile licking the fingers on her left hand, as the collective fans in the crowd begin to groan.*

 

HHH: That's.....that's good, honey. I.....uh......Stephanie, what is the greatest achievement you've ever had?

 

Stephanie: Um......remember when I won the Greenwich Meatball Eating Contest of 2003? That was pretty exciting. And then there was that Watermelon Eating Contest last January......that was pretty great.....

 

HHH: Damn right it was. You advance to the next round!

 

Stephanie: HOORAY!

 

*Stephanie begins to jump up and down, her boobs vibrating violently with every jump. Suddenly, her bra rips off, and her right boob falls to the ground and begins to roll away. It abruptly rolls to the right and onto Edge's foot*

 

Edge: Ah.....Christ......my foot. Not another injury! What the hell is that thing?

 

Stephanie: I don't know. Like a bowling ball or something? Thanks, Hunter, baby!

 

*Stephanie jogs backstage happily. Meanwhile, right before she's able to make it to the back, something falls out from behind her left thigh*

 

HHH: I.....uh.....was wondering where the remote was. Fourth round for this woman!

That is the funniest thing i've read in ages, totally made my day.

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Carmella was the best looking one there, and especially was the best one to get to advance, so I won't be surprised when she wins.

 

 

And who cares about the New York Crowd favorite? The girl was ugly as hell and super hyper active. Switch to decaff and get a face lift, and than we'll talk.

Guest The Ultimate Fantasy
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Dear God!!! Why must Mae & Moolah fucking ruin every Diva thing WWE does?! FOR KICKS!?!

dear god dare I ask what happened?

 

Is Alexis Laree around, perhaps hidden underneath a wig?

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